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O 'Neill told Bradley (the original calf, German, like a bamboo pole) that you can't get enough to eat as soon as you see your team. Bradley retorted that the rest of your team couldn't get enough to eat when they saw you. When Yao Ming gave birth to a baby, I saw a news headline on the Alian Blue website of Sina NBA, which made me laugh! Yi Jianlian: I am happy for Yao Ming to be a father! The little emperor asked God, "When is the six-step layup completely legal?" God looked at the little emperor and said seriously, "I think this year will do!" " "The little emperor exclaimed," You can play with me! " God roared, "you made fun of me first!" " "In 3.20xx, when the little emperor was dying, he said to his grandson with trembling lips," Children ... wait ... the six-step layup ... is legal, and it must be ... written on paper ... burned to me. I am also happy below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. 2 1xx, a critically ill old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the legalization of basketball for so many years. I am ashamed of my ancestors! " Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! Yesterday we watched the NBA together, and the Hornets' ace Paul did well. Suddenly, he said slowly, Paul shot. I was surprised because Paul didn't shoot at all. Then, he said slowly: make a dish. I was dizzy … it turned out that he was making up riddles again … so I thought hard and finally told him that I couldn't guess and asked him to tell me the answer. Finally, there is a more devastating mystery: there is a king in royal jelly. He likes money and food very much, so his jazz set up several capable hunting teams for him, the strongest of which is the Lakers, who once caught a raptor in Knicks Lake. The second is the net, which can catch all kinds of birds of prey, such as timberwolves, grizzly bears, and finally eagles, specializing in catching wasps, eagles and other birds. The king likes the animals caught in the barbecue very much, and also set up a special hot team to barbecue. The meat of calves, bulls, stags and bobcats is stabbed into a string with spurs, which is the king's favorite. One day, a magician told the king that there was a lot of gold in the sun, so the king sent his gold digger team to fly to the sun at supersonic speed, but it never came back. So the king sent knights and pioneers to the sun, and the result was the same. The king had to go out in person and take all his wizards and soldiers with him. Because there were many people, he had to take the clipper, but the clipper's piston broke down halfway and he had to become a walker. Walked for a year, two years. . . Ten years later, I still didn't go to the sun, but I killed many wild animals along the way. In the end, only 76 people were left. Their barbaric style was later called Celtic.