Ask for some cold jokes about Xiaohua

1, Xiaohua said, "Kang, ask you". A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you idiot! The teacher asked Xiaohua how to reduce white pollution.

Xiaohua A: Make the lunch box blue. On the plane, a stewardess asked Xiaohua, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "

Xiaohua replied, "I know, because the stars will flash!" " One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing." "

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Amin, what did you take?" "

A-Ming: "I'm washing apples because I picked them." "

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." "

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Xiaohua? "

Xiaohua: "I am washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit." "