About funny campus sentences, describe funny campus sentences.

1. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

2. I really hope to start school on February 29th every year, once every four years!

3. Primary school tuition, junior high school tuition, senior high school tuition and university tuition.

4. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

6. Uncle, don't break up, okay? Shall we start over?

7. There is a fill-in-the-blank question, a multiple-choice question, a calculation question, an application question, a proof question and an examination scope. You're taking the whole book? What is the focus of an exam? That's the point, okay? .

8. Homework mistress, don't bother me, I'm on holiday!

9. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, all night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

10. I didn't like anyone at school, so I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

1 1. The tuition fee should be paid by Alipay, and the payment will be confirmed after the results come out. If you fail this course, you will apply for a tmd refund. The teacher said behind your ass, please praise, kiss, kiss and choose this course. The packed parents and parents' report cards have been sent, please check them.

12. To describe our winter vacation in one sentence, we can spend the first day, but not the fifteenth.

13. As long as you have classes in your heart, don't skip classes anywhere.

14. Mr. Winter Holiday, let's break up. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

15. Countdown to school, hurry up and have a good time to go to school to catch up on sleep.

16. The school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

17. Large disaster film? School started? It will be broadcast nationwide soon, and how many children are forced to fall into deep suffering.

18. I found that one thing I insisted on most was going to school for more than ten years.

19. There will always be a mistress named Xia Zuozuo when dating Xia Sensen.

20. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

2 1. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart. Funny Ren Lei's campus is easier to mix than kindergarten.

22. When I was a child, I often thought: When I grow up, which is better, Tsinghua or Peking University? I don't know until I grow up: I really think too much.

23. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

25. After class is over, the teacher said, is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

26. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

27. Teacher, I have been saving my homework all summer, and I have feelings. Aren't we going to pay?

28. The test is not the result, but the signal of China's action.

29. Since dating is not allowed, don't give a school uniform at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.