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Give a new name a name. The joke is funny.

A good name reflects the cultural background of parents. In interpersonal communication, it can deepen the impression and make people unforgettable. However, there are hundreds of surnames. In addition to the "Qiansun" we often see, there are many special surnames, some of which are very nice, such as Ouyang and Shangguan. And some are special. We should think carefully about choosing a name.

A father's surname is Yin, which is a good surname, but what name should he give his child? I hope my children will have money and live a rich life in the future, and I also hope that my family will be flourishing and full of children and grandchildren. I racked my brains for a long time, and finally gave the child a very personal name, called "Yinduo", which has the best of both worlds, and the child's birth certificate also has its own name.

However, this name has filled many netizens with worries. They say it's not as good as dad's name, but it will be better in the future. If not, people will laugh at your name.

It is also said that children may be laughed at in class when they grow up, especially when the teacher calls the roll. I wonder if children will also hold objections when learning the meaning of names. I have to say that the name given by the father to the child is too purposeful. Although morality is good, we should also consider the acceptance of the public. After all, names are too personal. Many netizens made suggestions for this. Some people say that the child is called "Yinhe", others call it "Yinman", and some people say that it is better to call it "Yinduo" than "Yinduo". Some people even ridiculed it and simply called it "multi-tone."

The choice of names is very particular. To sum up, it can be divided into the following categories:

(1) The name is too big. For example, there is a child named "Zhang Dingtian" who compares the child to someone like Pangu. Being able to carry the world on one's shoulders is a great responsibility for children, and it also gives people a sense of immodesty.

(2) the name is too small, the name should be consistent with the child, too big is not good, too small is not good.

(3) The repetition rate is too high, and some names are very popular in a certain period of time. For example, in the past, popular dramas, such as "Han" and "Xuan", made parents feel good, but now they feel vulgar because the repetition rate is too high. The teacher shouted "Mohan" in class and several children looked up.

(4) If there is ambiguity, the child's name should be considered repeatedly and read backwards. Only when there is no problem can you register. If the name is ambiguous, for example, a child named "Du Ziteng" was nicknamed "Stomach Pain" and another child named "Shi", which is a tasty name.

⑤ Too complicated, the simpler the strokes of the name, the better. Generally controlled within 30 strokes. Names with too many strokes are difficult to write, and it is easy to arouse children's disgust. There are really a few children who cry because they write their names in every exam.

6 there is a contrast. Many parents give their children names and attach expectations to their children, which creates a strong contrast between themselves and their names. When children grow up, they will be embarrassed by names.

There are many examples of my name "cute by contrast"

Example 1: I have a classmate named "Gao Fushuai". As a result, I was ugly and short, which didn't match my name at all. Every time I call his name, someone always laughs. Fortunately, he was humorous and later worked, but because of this, he was appreciated by the leaders and promoted.

Ex. 2: I have a friend named Gentle, and there is a woman as a result. Every time we quarrel, her husband will say, I was cheated by your name from the beginning, and you are not gentle at all, haha.

Ex. 3: There is a man named Wen. Grandpa hoped that he could be admitted to a good university, so he was called Wen Quxing. As a result, he dropped out of middle school. He doesn't allow others to call him by his real name, so everyone calls him Xiaowen. But when he knows his name, he will make fun of him kindly. This contrast is abnormal.