Friends circle funny talk about short friends circle humorous short sentences.

1, eat bitter gourd when you are sad, and cry when you are bitter.

Please don't swear to me easily, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning.

I treat you as my life, and you treat me as ill.

4, love should do what you can, if it is a mouse, don't want to sleep with a cat.

If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

6. May we all be addicted to learning and lose weight.

7. Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to say?

8. You always express your love crazily, which makes me feel very lonely.

Although I am late for work every day, I always get off work on time.

10, tell me who is chasing you, and I'll help you take her down.

1 1, I had a crush on you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

12, underwear is sexy, and feelings are bullshit.

13, the deepest and longest gaze in my life was given to my mobile phone.

14, I just want to watch you being played in the dark quietly.

15, I want to accompany you to Baishi and bake oil together.

16, people's schools strive for air conditioning and fans, and our school strives for peace and coolness.

17, read more and talk less, so as not to expose the fact that you have no culture.

18, you are cool and lovely in my heart.

19, my mother said that when I look for a charger, it's like looking for a charger.

20. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems that you can't read and the distant places that you can't reach.

2 1, you are my obsession, only I know it.

22. The handsome man is the warm man, and the ugliest one is the hot dog.

23. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

I'm not hungry, but my mouth is a little lonely.

25. There is no fate between you and me. Everything depends on my face value.

Save water, please take a bath together.

27. I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

28. Science has proved that shopping is beneficial to the treatment of depression.

29. At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficult choice. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.

30. No one in this world can live without anyone. You can't live without your mobile phone.

3 1, ask what love is in the world, it's just a bit of tofu in brine, everything has its vanquisher.

32. It doesn't matter what your grades are. Anyway, everyone lives by their faces.

33, life is like a play, increasing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting skills.

34. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

35. When you get on my thief boat, you will accompany me on a long voyage.

36, so many years of news broadcast are all the same: it's seven o'clock in Beijing time.

37. You are gentle and generous, considerate and kind, but you are a little ugly.

38. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, it proves that he really loves you.

39. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

40. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be a charming little bastard.

4 1. If I take an umbrella, it will be sunny; If I don't do this, it will rain.

42. What is a friend? Put 500 yuan on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

43. Handsome people are called girls, and ugly people are called hooligans.

44. On Wednesday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class. The more I think about it, the worse it gets No, we can't be fooled.

45. Being chased by others may not necessarily prove that you are beautiful, but you may know that you are a good bubble by looking at your coquettish appearance.

46. A class's trash can reflects its economic strength.

47. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

48. If you have a crush on me, you must tell me, otherwise it's really silly to have a crush on each other.

49, exquisite facial features, the beginning of crime.

50, spring sleepy, summer tired, autumn tired, hibernating, four seasons like a dream.

5 1, there is no doubt that I am the poor man in the dream.