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What is the sixty-eight difficulties in Journey to the West?
Good is rewarded with good, and it is famous on four continents. The light of wisdom shines on the other side, whizzing by, and clouds are rising in the sky. The Buddhas * * * reward each other and stay in Yaotai forever. Break the butterfly dream on the earth, have a rest, clean the dusty atmosphere and be carefree.
Sanzang and his disciples washed away the filthy hutongs, embarked on a long and carefree road, crossed seven mountains and embarked on a long road to peace. In a blink of an eye, time flies and summer is very hot. This is exactly:
Sea durian plays brocade and lotus leaves open. Two roads, Qingyang hides milk swallows, and pedestrians shake their fans in summer.
On this day, everyone is walking. Suddenly, the ideal city appeared in the distance. Sanzang saw a city and asked, "Disciple, where is that?" "Master can't read?" Monkey asked. Fortunately, you also took the will of the Tang King and ran out to learn from it! " "I have been a monk since I was a child," Sanzang said. I have read all the classics. How can I say that I can't read? " "If you know Chinese characters, why don't you know the apricot yellow flag on the top of the city?" Monkey asked. I must ask where it is. What is this? " When Sanzang saw Monkey arguing with him, he was furious and said, "This monkey is full of nonsense! The flag is blown in a mess by the wind, and even if there are words, it can't be seen clearly! " "Then why can I see clearly?" Monkey asked. Friar Sand said, "Master, don't listen to your brother. So far away, the city can't see clearly. How can you see clearly what this word is? " "Isn't it Zhu Ziguo?" Monkey asked. Seeing that Monkey had read the words on the flag, Sanzang ignored him and said, "Zhu Ziguo must be a kingdom on the Western Heaven Road. It seems that the official document has to be changed again. " "Of course," Monkey said.
After a while, the four of them walked to the gate together. Sanzang got off the horse and everyone crossed the bridge in tandem. Soon, they arrived in the city. There are four masters and apprentices. After three more doors, you can see that this place is really good. See:
The gatehouses are towering into the sky and row upon row. Living water flows around, and the north and south mountains are opposite. There are many goods in six streets and three markets, and every household has a prosperous business. It is really the imperial capital, the capital of wealth. This is the ladder to the kingdom, and the distance is full of jade. The shape is far away, and the palace wall is connected with the Han and Qing dynasties. The lock and key of the three customs are strict, and everything is equal.
The characters here are magnificent, neatly dressed and articulate, no less than the world in the Tang Dynasty. It's just that both sides are doing business. Seeing Pig's antics, Friar Sand's black body and Monkey's hair, they all put aside their business and gathered around to watch the fun. When Sanzang saw the crowd, he kept saying to his three disciples, "Don't make trouble, keep your head down!" When Pig saw that the master told him to be tight, he quickly put his long mouth in his arms. Friar Sand dared not look up. The monkey, alone, still followed the Tang Priest indifferently, glancing around. Those who are interested have a look and then gradually go back. Only some idle and naughty children laughed and went forward to throw tiles, bricks and jokes at Bajie. When the Tang Priest saw that someone refused to leave, he still came up, so he kept sweating and kept saying to his disciples, Stop it. The idiot never dared to look up when he saw Master's exhortation.
The four men walked for a while and turned the corner. Suddenly, they saw a big door in front of them with the words "Tongting" written on it. The Tang Priest said, "Disciple, let's go in." "What are you doing there?" Monkey asked. The Tang Priest said, "Huitong Pavilion is a place where people can communicate with each other. Let's go in and have a rest. When I met the king, I finished the official document so that I could go out of the city and hit the road. " Hearing this, Pig gasped and said, "Master is right. Let's go in and have a rest, so as not to make a fuss around. " Bajie suddenly pulled out his mouth, and dozens of people who followed him were frightened at once. When Sanzang saw that Pig had frightened people, he and the three men rushed into the temple. People around saw them enter the hall, and the hall gradually dispersed.
In the meeting hall, there are two ambassadors, one positive and one negative. They are checking the entourage in the hall and preparing to go out to meet the superior officials. Suddenly, when the Tang Priest and his disciples came in, they were all surprised. They quickly asked, "Who are you? What are you doing here? " When Sanzang saw this, he was very surprised. He quickly crossed his hands and saluted, "I am a monk sent to the West by the Tang Dynasty. Now that I'm here, I dare not go without authorization. I have to change the relevant documents in my hand and want to have a rest here. " Hearing this, the two librarians quickly told the left and right to step down, put on their hats and tighten their belts, and walked down the hall together to formally welcome Sanzang and his disciples. When everyone met, the librarian asked someone to clean the guest room and let Sanzang rest. Then, he asked them to arrange vegetarian food and entertain Sanzang. The housekeeper waited for Sanzang to thank him, returned the gift, led his entourage and left in a hurry. The librarian asked Sanzang to rest in the guest room, and Sanzang took his apprentice and the housekeeper with him. Seeing that the bookkeeper was absent, Monkey couldn't help cursing, "What a shame on you two boys! Why not let me go to the main hall? " Sanzang said, "They are not under the control of our Tang Dynasty, nor are they near our country. Besides, there are bosses coming from time to time, so it is not good to stay and entertain us personally. " "In that case," Monkey said, "I'll let them entertain them themselves."
Just as Monkey and others were talking, the steward brought rice, a plate of white rice, a plate of white flour, two handfuls of vegetables, four pieces of tofu, two gluten, a plate of dried bamboo shoots and a plate of fungus. The steward said, "There is a clean stove in the west room, so firewood is convenient. Do it yourself! " Sanzang told his disciples to accept it, thanked the housekeeper and asked, "Let me ask you, is Wang in the temple?" ? "The housekeeper said," Long live our grandfather. He hasn't been to court for a long time. Today is an auspicious day, and we are discussing the Yellow List with civil and military officials. If you want to change the official document, go now, it is estimated that you can catch up; If you come tomorrow, I'm afraid not. After this time, I don't know when to wait! "Wukong," Sanzang said, "you arrange a vegetarian diet here, and I'll check it out quickly. When I come back, I will become delicious and then go on my way. Pig took out the cassock and handed it to Sanzang. Sanzang got dressed, took Guan Wen with him, left the guild hall, and hurried into the palace to see the king. When Sanzang left, he repeatedly told his three disciples not to go out and make trouble.
Sanzang left the Chamber, and in a short time, he arrived at Wufeng Building. This place is really endless. The halls and pavilions are spectacular. Sanzang hurried to the outside of the terminal door and invited the official of the Yellow Gate to report to check the official documents. Yellow door officials ran in and came to Bai Yujie. He said: "Outside the palace, a monk sent by the Emperor of the Eastern Tang Dynasty to worship Buddha at the Leiyin Temple in the Western Heaven wanted to change the customs clearance documents and asked for a long time." The king was very happy and said, "I have been ill for so long and have never come out;" I went to the imperial court to recruit a doctor today, and immediately a monk came, please! " After that, the king immediately sent a message to invite Tang Priest to enter. Sanzang went in and fell to the ground. The king told him to sit in the golden palace. The king also ordered Guanglu Temple to prepare vegetarian food for Sanzang. Sanzang thanked him, took the key and hurried to the Golden Temple.
The king was very happy to read Guan Wen and said, "Master, how many good emperors did you have in the Tang Dynasty? How many generations of virtuous ministers are there? As for Tang Wang, how did he come back from the dead? Why did I ask you to travel around the mountains and go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures? " Hearing this, the elder quickly leaned down and folded his hands and said, "Where are we?
Huang San ruled the world and five emperors split. Yao Shun acceded to the throne, in Tang Anmin. As a result, all the children made their own contributions in a week. Bully the weak and divide the country into kings. Bong Jun 18, divide the dust. After 12, the universe is peaceful. Because there are no chariots and horses, but they devour each other. Seven people fight for victory, and six countries belong to Qin. Born in Lu Pei, everyone is ruthless. Jiangshan belongs to the Han Dynasty, and the law is respected. Han is Sima, Jin is different. South and North Twelve, Song and Qi Chen Liang. Ancestors followed, and the great Sui Dynasty was Shao Zhen. There is no way to enjoy flowers, there are many people who draw charcoal. Our king Shi Li, the country name Tang Jun. High-impedance strict driving, the people of today. He is clear about Haiyan and generous in virtue. Because there is a strange water dragon god in the north of Chang 'an, breaking the rain should hurt your health. Hold a dream at night and tell the king to save the world. Wang Yanzhun was pardoned and called the virtuous minister early. Leave the money in the temple and play chess slowly. In the afternoon, the sage dreamed of cutting dragons. "
The king was deeply moved and said, "Master, where did that saint come from?" "He's the Prime Minister of my king, and his surname is Wei Ming," Sanzang said. He knows astronomy, geography and yin and yang, and is a great contributor to Anbang's founding! It was because he dreamed that King Jinghe would behead him, and King Tang sued the underworld, saying that our King Tang promised to save him, but he killed him again. So our Tang King fell ill and soon felt that his life was dying. Seeing that things were urgent, Wei Zheng wrote a letter asking the Tang King to send it to the underworld and give it to the capital Cui Jue. Later, the Tang King died and came back to life three days later, thanks to Wei Zhi and, of course, thanks to Cui Panguan's change of documents. It was the judge who added 20 years to Tang Wang's life. The King of the Tang Dynasty is going to hold a land and water conference and sent me to travel far away in Qian Shan to consult other countries, worship Buddha, get Mahayana scriptures and cross ghosts to heaven. " After listening to Sanzang, the king sighed and said, "China is really a big country, and your majesty is a good minister! As I have been ill for so long, no minister can help me. " Seeing that the king had been ill for a long time, the elder stole a look at the king. I saw the king, pale and haggard, really out of shape. The elder was about to ask the king why he was ill. Guanglu Temple is going to fast, so I come to ask Tang Priest to fast. When the king saw it, he said, "In the incense hall, even my meal has been arranged, and I want to eat it with the mage." Sanzang thanked him and went with the king to the skin reading hall.
Monkey told Friar Sand to prepare tea and rice in Huitong Hall and cook vegetarian dishes. Friar Sand said, "Tea and rice are easy to cook, but food is not easy to handle." "Why?" Monkey asked. Friar Sand said, "No oil, no salt, no sauce and no vinegar!" "I have some money from the literati here," Monkey said. Tell Bajie to go shopping and buy it! " Idiot asked him to buy it, and he said lazily, "I dare not go." I'm not handsome, and I'm afraid to go out and get into trouble. What will master do if he blames me then? Monkey said, "Fair trade, no bullying, no robbing, why not?" The pig said, "didn't you see it just now?" I just took my mouth out in front of this door and scared a dozen people. If you go downtown again, I don't know how many people will be scared to death! "You'll know when you get to the city," Monkey said. . Did you see anything for sale? Pig said, "Master told me to keep my head down, so I kept my head down. I really didn't see it. "Needless to say, hotels, rice shops, cotton mills and silk shops," Monkey said. Of course, there are good teahouses, noodle shops, big sesame cakes, big steamed buns, good soup and rice, good peppers and vegetables, as well as special sugar cakes, steamed cakes, snacks, papers, oily food, honey food and countless other good things. How about I buy you some? "Idiot saw something to eat and immediately drooled. Idiot groaned in his throat, swallowed, and in the blink of an eye, there was nothing he could do. Suddenly, the idiot jumped up and said, "Monkey! You treat me this time, and I'll save money and treat you next time. Monkey laughed to himself when he heard this. He turned to Friar Sand and said, "Friar Sand, cook well and let's buy some spices. Monkey got up and walked out. "。 Knowing that he was a fool, Friar Sand readily agreed, "Go quickly, but buy more and come back when you are full. Seeing that Monkey was leaving, the idiot quickly took a bowl and followed him. "。 When a steward saw them go out, he asked, "Senior, where are you going? "Buy some spices," Monkey said. . "The person in charge said," Go west on this street and turn at the corner of the Drum Tower. That's A Zheng's grocery store. You can buy as much oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, ginger, pepper and tea as you like. "
The monkey and the pig walked into the street and walked west together. They passed several teahouses and restaurants, but the monkey didn't buy what he should have bought or eat what he should have eaten. As he said, when he got to that place, he didn't really pay for things. When Pig saw this, he said quickly, "Brother, just buy some here." The monkey should be a fool, so he won't buy it! He deliberately fooled the idiot and said, "Good brother, you really can't calculate! Take another trip and pick the big one. " Two people talking, while walking forward, soon, walking, came to the edge of the drum tower. When they saw the Drum Tower, there was a lot of noise, and people were fighting for the floor. It was really difficult to walk there, so the pig shouted. Pig shouted, "Monkey, I'm not going. People here are so screaming that they dare not catch monks. At that time, I saw that we looked suspicious and took it away. What should I do? " Monkey said, "Don't talk nonsense! Becoming a monk is not illegal. Why are you arresting us? Let's go to Zhengjiadian to buy some spices. " When Pig saw that Monkey was going, he had to say, "Yes, yes, yes! Go by yourself, I won't get into trouble. When I squeeze into the crowd, whoever pulls my ear up to scare them, falls down and climbs to the ground, and kills a few more, you let me pay! " "In that case," Monkey said, "stand under this wall first. I bought it in the past and then came back, and then I bought vegetarian biscuits with you. " Hearing this, the idiot quickly handed the bowl to Monkey, stood with his mouth against the wall, his back to his face, and stood still at the root of the wall.
The monkey went downstairs. It is really crowded here. Monkey squeezed in and was about to ask what it was, but he heard it. It turns out that there is a yellow list hanging downstairs, and many people are crowded here, vying to watch the fun. The monkey squeezed again and squeezed under the yellow list. When Monkey opened his eyes wide and looked up, he saw on the yellow list:
I, Zhu Ziguo, the king of Hezhou, and Xiniu, have been dressed in military uniform since my debut, and the people are comfortable with it. Recently, due to ominous state affairs, I have been addicted to the pillow, and it is difficult to recover from the long-term flooding. Too many hospitals in our country have repeatedly chosen good prescriptions and failed to adjust their treatment plans. This list is published today to recruit all the wise men in the world. Whether you come from north to east, from China or from a foreign country, if you have good medicine, please go to the Treasure Hall to treat me. If you recover a little, you will divide the country equally, and you will never show it in vain. Give this a hanging. Those who need to be on the list.
Monkey is very happy after reading the yellow list, and his heart is almost as happy as a flower. Monkey said to himself, "As the ancients said,' You get three points for your actions.' If I had known this, I wouldn't have been sitting around Huitong Pavilion. Simply, don't buy spices yet, and put down Buddhist scriptures for the time being. I am a doctor here first. "
At this point, Monkey bent down, threw a bowl, picked out a handful of (nian 1) soil, scattered it in the air, recited a spell, took a breath of fairy dust, blew it on the Xun ground, blew it fiercely, and blew out a whirlwind, raising a lot of dust. Monkey used another stealth method, jumped lightly, took off the yellow list and came to Pig with the yellow list. At this time, Bajie was leaning his mouth against the wall, motionless and dozing off with his eyes closed. Monkey didn't disturb Pig when he saw him asleep. He folded the placard gently and put it in the pig's arms. The monkey grabbed the yellow list, quickly turned around, took a step and left alone.
People downstairs suddenly saw a whirlwind blowing, so they quickly covered their heads and closed their eyes to avoid the sandstorm. After a while, the sandstorm passed, and everyone put down their hands and opened their eyes again. However, when everyone looked up again, the yellow list had disappeared. Everyone was surprised to see that there was no yellow list. The list consists of twelve eunuchs and twelve captains. It was just brought out in the morning and hung up in less than three hours. Eunuch and a captain saw that Huang Bang had disappeared, and they suspected that it had been blown away by the wind. They trembled and looked around in a hurry. Everyone is looking for it. Suddenly, several school police officers saw a man standing against the wall, holding the edge of the yellow list in his arms. They rushed over and asked, "Is this your list?" The man suddenly raised his head and stretched out his mouth. Suddenly, several captains staggered in fear and fell to the ground. It turns out that this person is Pig Bajie. Pig Bajie saw all the people around him and looked at himself in surprise. He turned around, raised his legs and wanted to go. When some brave men saw that Pig was leaving, they rushed up and grabbed Pig. They said, "If you don't meet us in the palace for a long time, where are you going?" Idiot saw someone suddenly rushing up, but still grabbed himself and wouldn't let him go. He shouted, "Your son just unveiled the yellow list! Your grandson will cure the disease! " A captain said, "What's in your arms?" Idiot saw that they said there was something in their arms, so they lowered their heads and looked into their arms. Idiot saw a piece of yellow paper in his arms, so he quickly pulled it out and opened it to see what was going on. Idiot, it turned out to be a yellow list. Suddenly gnashing her teeth with anger, she immediately scolded 1. The idiot cursed, "You really killed me!" When Pig finished cursing, he gave a bitter cry and took the yellow list to tear it up. When people saw the idiot trying to tear up the yellow list, they quickly stopped him and said, "You want to die! This is the list of kings today. Who dares to tear it? Now that you have uncovered it and held it in your arms, you must be a medical expert. Go to the palace! Hearing this, Pig quickly argued, "You don't know. I didn't disclose this list, but my brother the Monkey King did. He stuffed it in my arms, then left me and ran away by himself. If you want to know about it, you must go with me to find him. Seeing that Pig denied it, the eunuch shouted, "What nonsense! "Now the clock doesn't ring the studio bell"? Now that you have published the list, who shall we go to? We don't care, go and see long live! " Say, regardless of red and white, a few a captain push, will begin to take eight quit. Idiot saw that they didn't listen to him and dragged themselves away, so they stood there firmly, as if they had roots under their feet and stubbornly resisted and refused to leave. As a result, a dozen people spent a long time trying to move the pig. "You don't know the depth," Pig said. If I wait a little longer, I will fly into a rage. Don't blame me! "
After a while, people in four streets and three lanes around were disturbed. Soon, people surrounded Bajie in the middle by three floors outside. Seeing that the two old eunuchs were deadlocked, they asked Pig, "Where did you get this strange voice? Why are you so arrogant? " "We are monks sent to the West by the King of the Eastern Tang Dynasty," Pig said. My master was the master of the imperial brother in the Tang Dynasty. He just entered the palace to change Guan Wen. My brother and I went out to buy spices. I see a lot of people downstairs, so I dare not go there. My brother asked me to wait here. When he saw the placard, he must have sneaked into my arms like a whirlwind. He left first. " The eunuch said, "I just saw a fat monk with a white face and went to the palace. I wonder if it's your master? " Pig said, "Yes, yes, yes, that's him." The eunuch said, "Where did your brother go?" "The four of us," Pig said. My master went to change Guan Wen, and the three of us had a rest together. My brother played a trick on me and must have gone back to the guild hall first. " The eunuch said, "Captain, don't delay him. Let's go to the guild hall and have a look. " Pig said, "Your second mistress is still sensible." Hearing this, a captain immediately reprimanded Pig and said, "Monk, you are so rude! How to call grandma to my father-in-law? " Pig said with a smile, "Shame on you! They reversed yin and yang! Don't call your grandmother, but also your grandfather! " Everyone stared at this and immediately scolded Pig, "Don't be loquacious! Go to your brother. " When Pig saw that everyone was glaring at him, he dared not say much.
There was a lot of noise in the street. Three or five hundred people got together, and several captains dragged Bajie and soon arrived at Huitong Pavilion. "Wait a minute, gentlemen," Pig said. Unlike me, my brother won't let you mess around. He is a strong advocate. When you see him in the future, you should give him a big gift and call him' Master Sun'. You have to make him happy. Otherwise, he will turn against each other. If you really turn your face at that time, things will be difficult. " The eunuch and a captain said, "If your brother is really capable and can cure the king, it will be half the country, and we will bow down." Hearing this, the bystanders quickly stopped and calmed down. Bajie led the eunuch and a captain into the guild hall, and only heard Monkey and Friar Sand talking about unveiling the list in the guest room. They talked and laughed. When Pig saw this, he grabbed Monkey and said, "You are human! Cheat me into buying plain biscuit steamed bread. It turned out to be all fake. How dare you blow a whirlwind, uncover the yellow list, secretly put it in my arms and pretend to be fat with me! You are also a brother! " Monkey said with a smile, "You idiot, it seems that you have gone the wrong way and gone somewhere else. I passed by the Drum Tower, bought spices and came back to find you, but I couldn't find you. I had to come back by myself. Where did I show the yellow list? " Pig said, "Now all the officials who read the list are here."
No sooner had Bajie finished than several eunuchs and a captain followed their front feet. When they saw the monkey, they immediately knelt down and gave the monkey a big gift. They also respectfully said, "Master Sun, this is our long life. God sent him to earth, so please show your skills and give him a little hand. " When we cure our long illness, at that time, the country will have a share and the country will share it equally. Monkey stopped laughing when he saw that they had indeed come. Monkey reached out and took the post. He said to the eunuch and a captain, "So you are the officials who read placards?" The eunuch nodded and said, "I am the minister in Li Si prison. These are the captains in gold suits. Monkey said, "I told you this doctor's list, so I asked my younger brother to bring you to see me. Since your king is ill, as the saying goes,' no medicine, no doctor'. Now go back and let the king invite you himself. I have the ability to cure diseases and rejuvenate myself. The eunuch was very surprised when he saw that Qitian dared to invite the king himself. They all talked about it and said, "It must be true if there is such a big thing. Then let's let half of us wait here, and the other half will hurry back to the palace to play. "
After several eunuchs finished, they separated four eunuchs and six captains and hurried back to the palace to play things; The remaining two, stay in the hall and wait. Ten people hurried back to the palace. As soon as they saw the king, they immediately began to play and said, "Long live, what a wonderful thing!" " "After the fast, the king was talking with Sanzang. Suddenly, he heard that there was a great good thing and asked, "What good thing? The eunuch said, "In the morning, we took out the yellow list for recruiting doctors and hung it under the Drum Tower. An elder monk Sun, a pilgrimage monk from the Tang Dynasty, revealed it as soon as he arrived. Now, he is in the same hall, and he wants to invite him himself! He said he had the ability to get rid of the disease and rejuvenate his body. So, we quickly ran back and started playing. " The king was very excited after hearing this. The king smiled and asked the Tang Priest, "How many disciples does Master have? Sanzang crossed his hands and said, "I have three disciples." The king asked, "which apprentice is proficient in medical skills?" Sanzang said, "To tell the truth, long live. My apprentices are all mediocre people in Shan Ye. They can only pack their bags and prepare horses, turn the stream to find waves, take me to climb mountains and mountains, or go to dangerous places to exorcise demons and catch tigers and dragons; But no one can understand medicine. " The king said, "Why is the mage so modest? Today, I went to the temple and met the master immediately. This is a great fate! Since the apprentice doesn't know medical skills, how dare he reveal my list? Besides, he said he wanted me to invite him personally. Absolutely capable of curing the country. " Later, the king of Qi said to the following people: "Aiqing, I am unable to sit on the webbed; "You can ask Elder Sun to come to see me for me. Don't ignore him when you see him. If you want to call him Elder Sun, you should pay a courtesy visit to him. "
Ministers got the order, and immediately took the eunuch and a captain who were looking at the list out of the palace gate and rushed to the same hall. When everyone arrived at the same hall, they lined up and paid tribute to the pilgrims with the courtesy of the monarch and ministers. Eight quit a look, so formal, so grand, hurriedly hid in the wing; When Friar Sand saw this, he hurried to the wall. Only Monkey watched the ministers kowtow and sat still. Seeing that Monkey was unmoved, Pig couldn't help complaining to himself, "Damn this monkey! How come so many officials come to worship him and he doesn't return the gift? Stand up quickly! " After the ceremony, the ministers played, "Elder Sun, holy monk. We are all priests in Zhu Ziguo. On the orders of the king, we invited the monk to the palace to see the king as a gift from the monarch and the minister. " "Why didn't your Majesty come?" Monkey asked. The ministers said, "Our king is too weak to sit in the chariot, so he specially sent us to visit the monk for him." Monkey said, "In that case, please clear the way and I'll go out." Hearing this, the ministers quickly lined up outside according to their rank, ready to send the guests into the palace. Monkey waited for them to line up outside the door, stood up, adjusted his clothes and walked out with his legs up. Seeing that Monkey was really going to see the king, Pig quickly whispered to Monkey, "Brother Monkey, don't talk about us!" "I won't call your name," Monkey said. "You two go and get me some medicine." Friar Sand asked, "What medicine do you want?" Monkey said, "Anyone who gives me medicine, please take it for me until I come back." Hearing this, the two men quickly agreed.
Monkey went out of the Chamber, the ministers opened the way in front, and the party arrived at the palace. Go straight to the golden palace. When the king heard that the "God Monk" was coming, he saw a large crowd around him. When he came in, he rolled up a bead curtain, his eyes flashed and his mouth opened. He looked around excitedly and asked, "Where is the elder monk Sun? Where is Elder Sun? " When Monkey saw the king asking him where he was, he hurried forward and replied loudly, "Here I am!" " "The king suddenly saw the fierce voice and sharp appearance of the monkey. He was startled and fell on the dragon bed. When the female officer saw the king lying on the dragon bed, she quickly stepped forward to help the king and hid in the harem. The king and others hid in the harem and said trembling, "scared me to death, scared me to death!" When the ministers saw Monkey coming, they all scared the king away. Everyone complained about Monkey and said, "You monk, you are so rude! Dare to expose the yellow list without authorization! "
Hearing this, Monkey smiled and said, "Gentlemen, don't blame me wrongly. If you dawdle like this, your king's illness will last for thousands of years. " People saw the monkey say that a thousand years would not be good, so they asked the monkey, "How many years can life last?"? Even in another thousand years? " "He's a sick king now," Monkey replied. "When he died, he was a sick ghost, and when he was reincarnated, he was also a patient. Is it not bad for a thousand years? " When everyone saw that Monkey had no intention of sophistry, they were very angry. They all said, "This monk is so rude! How dare you talk nonsense! " Monkey laughed again. "It's not nonsense. Listen carefully:
The principle of medicine is subtle, and it is important to have a turning point in your mind. Look, listen and ask four things. Without one thing, you are not fully prepared: first, look at him with pride and get up to sleep; The second is to hear the voice clearly, listen to the voice dully, and listen to his truth and madness; Ask the pathogen how to drink and eat after a few days; Four can dredge the meridians, what are the ups and downs. I don't want to smell or ask, so I don't want to be stable in my life. "
Among the hundreds of officials, there are medical officials from Imperial Hospital. When everyone saw Monkey's words, they all nodded and said, "What the monk said is also reasonable. It is the immortal who sees a doctor, but also looks, smells, asks and feels. It needs to be carefully coordinated with sacred work! " Everyone saw that the medical officers of Taiyuan Hospital agreed with the Monkey King, so the eunuch quickly explained the Monkey King's request to the king. The eunuch rushed to the harem and said, "The elders must look, smell, ask and be careful before they can see a doctor and take medicine." Lying on the dragon bed, the king heard that the Monkey King wanted to see him, so he said weakly, "Tell him to go, I dare not see him!" " The eunuch came out of the harem and said to Monkey, "Monk, our birthday wish is to let you go. He is afraid to see you. "If he doesn't dare to see me," Monkey said, "I can hang a silk thread to take the pulse." . Monkey said that hanging silk thread can cut pulse, and everyone got excited. They all said, "I've heard of hanging silk thread cutting pulse, but I've never seen it." . Tell the king. With that, he urged the eunuch to go back to the harem to play. "。 The eunuch went into the harem again and said, "Elder Sun doesn't have to meet each other. He will feel his pulse. "The king saw that the eunuch said he didn't have to meet, so he could feel his pulse by hanging a thread. He couldn't help thinking, "I have been ill for three years, but I have never tried this method." Thinking of this, the king said, "Call him in. Hearing this, the eunuch quickly turned around and sent a message, saying, "I agree with him to take a pulse and call Elder Sun into the palace to see a doctor. "
When Monkey went to the hall, the Tang Priest saw him and whispered, "You Po Hou, you killed me!" Monkey said with a smile, "Master, I gave you a strong momentum, but you said I killed you!" Sanzang cursed and whispered, "You have followed me for many years. When have you ever cured anyone? You don't even know the medicinal properties, and you haven't read any medical books. How dare you get up the courage to come here and make trouble? " "Master, you don't know," Monkey said. I have some herbs (folk remedies) that can cure serious diseases! Custody cured him. Even if you die, it's just a quack for treating the dead. This should not be a capital crime. What are you afraid of? Never mind, just sit down and see how I feel his pulse. " The elder said, "Where have you read Su Wen, Difficult Classics, Materia Medica and Pulse Tactics? Do you know what is in those books? It's all nonsense here. What can you do to feel the pulse? " Hearing this, Monkey smiled and said, "I have gold thread on me, which you have never seen before." As Monkey spoke, he reached out and pulled out three hairs on his back, calling out, "Change!" Three gold threads are produced at the same time. Each of these three gold threads is twenty-four feet long, which is exactly twenty-four solar terms. Monkey took the gold thread and said, "That's not it! My gold thread. " When the eunuch saw Sanzang beside him, he couldn't help complaining about Monkey. He quickly persuaded Sanzang, "Elder, don't talk about him. Ask him to go to the harem to see a doctor! " Monkey resigned from Sanzang and went to the harem with the eunuch. This is:
The secret recipe of mind can govern the country, and the secret recipe is hidden in it.
When Monkey got there, he found out what the disease was and what medicine he used. Please see article 69 below.
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