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The headline number is always unsatisfactory. Should we persist or give up?

Yesterday afternoon, two ladies visited. After the greeting, one of them wanted to see her marriage. Because ten days ago, she sent me a WeChat saying, "I spilled vinegar on my mobile phone when I was eating jiaozi. What can happen? " I said, "Your boyfriend seems to be going on a business trip this month." At that time, she gave feedback: "That boyfriend really said that he was away on business for a long time this month." As soon as she mentioned marriage yesterday, I immediately said to her, "Your boyfriend broke up!" " "She said," How do you know? " I said, "Since you spilled vinegar on your mobile phone, and you said that he was really going on a business trip for a long time this month, I decided to get a positive score, but I didn't explain it to you on WeChat." She said, "Teacher, look at my horoscope. What's the problem? " Her sister, who came with her, also pointed to her and said, "How excellent she is! Want to look good, need money, need money. How can marriage be bad? "

Kunzao: Ren Zi Ren Zi Jia Xu Jiazi

Universiade:191/year, Geng Xu, Ji You, Wu Shending, not Wu Bing, Yi Si and Chen Jia.

I said: "The net worth of this eight-character hit should start from Ding, and now the assets should exceed 10 million." She said, "There should be." I said, "Your marriage is doomed to be unhappy all your life, which has nothing to do with your beauty and how many assets you have. As long as the hit gas field is wrong, it will definitely not work. " She said, "Can the teacher change it? Or how to adjust? " I said, "Let's check a few things first and then talk about whether we can change the subject. Did you get married for the seventh year and your lover's father died of a heart attack? The time of death should be between 2002165438+1October 17-20. You should be 80 years old, right? " She immediately called her ex-husband, asked the children first and talked about Zhouyi. Later, she told her ex-husband directly, discussed her fate, and verified her father's death date, illness and how old she lived. The food feed is: "He died of heart disease in late October of 2002/KLOC-0+165438 at the age of 84." After hearing the feedback, the big sister next to me said, "I have goose bumps." My hair is standing on end. Can this thing really be so accurate? "I said," your friends can't trust me! "Can you understand this phenomenon with the knowledge you have learned from primary school?" The elder sister said, "I don't understand. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced it myself. " I said, "Numerology is the most distinctive traditional culture in China, and it is a culture that no country in the world has." She said: "It seems that the ancients in China were really wise!" I said, "These points prove that whoever is in your husband's position and is beaten in the five-element gas field can't change his life. Who says he can change it? He must be lying to you. Your life will be good unless you find someone who was born in an ugly year. " She said, "I won't look for it if it's so difficult." I might as well do something good anyway. "

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According to the viewpoint that branches and branches are alike, according to naga's method, dry branches and branches are outside Renwu, while Renzi and Jiazi are descendants of Gangong, and Zishui is the blade of Na Yue's sun. Therefore, in 2002, the official ghost entered the lion's den, and the earthly branch was ranked as seven in the afternoon, so the father-in-law died after seven years of marriage (she asked: "Why not die her husband?" I said that although the ghost was killed, it was also my husband's father in the palace. Because your descendants are prosperous in numerology, my husband's father lives long. My son and father were the same ghost and died first, so I killed my father and saved my son. "This lady also studied numerology. ) 1 1 month, when the children of Wangshui are prosperous, the midday fire is regarded as a sign of heart disease. The life span of 80 is 38, so it is 80, actually it is 84, and the error is four years. But on the whole, it verifies Foucault's message in fate.

Life is not perfect, and perfection in the true sense is imperfect. Since we are all friends, I will call a spade a spade. If she doesn't always ask questions, it's better to integrate theory with practice directly and explain the questions thoroughly. I think it is also a kind of sincerity.

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