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Excellent composition of mobile phone
Excellent composition of mobile phone 1 mobile phone, I believe everyone is familiar with it. In this information age of science and technology, mobile phone is an indispensable thing for everyone. Call, record, take photos, etc. It takes care of everything. No wonder people can't live without it.
Nowadays, people are using smart phones, and it certainly has many benefits. For example, it can act as a "camera", "recorder" and so on. The most convenient thing is that the mobile phone can check information online, chat online and so on. , but also save a lot of phone bills. You can also connect relatives and friends from all corners of the country and communicate with each other. Also, if you travel, you don't need to take a camera to shoot beautiful scenery, just use your mobile phone to shoot it directly. If you get lost, don't worry, the mobile phone can help you navigate. There are countless uses and benefits of mobile phones!
However, although mobile phones have many advantages, they also have many disadvantages. For example, some adults, because they are addicted to the "virtual world" in mobile phones every day, spend a lot of time and energy on playing mobile phones, have no time to accompany their parents and take care of their children, and neglect their relatives around them, which affects their work and family, and even more seriously affects their studies. There are still many children who are addicted to online games and have no time to study hard, which leads to a sharp decline in their academic performance. Also, the radiation of mobile phones is very harmful to the body. If you play mobile phone for a long time, it will cause certain damage to various organs. But if people can grasp themselves well, mobile phones are still very helpful to our lives.
Everything has advantages and disadvantages. We should learn to use their beneficial side, guard against their harmful side, and let everything play its beneficial side and show its value!
I am a child in the mountains, and I was admitted to a key high school because of my excellent grades.
The conditions at home are worse than other children, and a little vanity once defeated the real self.
Lack of money at home, almost once a month to call home to greet my mother. At school, I saw that many students have mobile phones, and I actually want one.
Finally, one day, I walked to the telephone booth. "Hello, Mom, is that you?" I said nervously. "Son, do you live in school? Have you encountered any difficulties? " Mom asked on the other end of the phone. "Mom ... I want a mobile phone." When I finished, there was a silence on the other end of the phone. I see. "Okay, mom, take care. Goodbye! " I hung up the phone and cried in the phone booth. I don't understand why God is so unfair and why my family is so poor. ...
Later, my mother told me that after hanging up the phone that day, it was like a different person. She couldn't sleep all night, so she decided to work in the city. She knows how much I want a mobile phone!
One month after the phone call, I felt depressed and sometimes blamed myself.
One night during self-study, a classmate called me and said that someone was looking for me at the school gate. I walked to the school gate blankly, and I saw my mother. I walked straight outside the school gate. "Mom, what are you doing here?" "I ... let me look at you. Last time you called me, didn't you want a mobile phone? " I remember, I haven't called my mother since I called her for a mobile phone last time. Mother opened the bag carefully and took out a box and handed it to me. I froze. I looked up at my mother's haggard face and tears welled up in my eyes. I hugged my mother and cried and said, "Mom, I don't want my mobile phone. Let's give it back ... "
The next day, I felt like a different person. Seeing classmates on the mobile phone, I no longer cast envious eyes.
I am determined to say goodbye to myself yesterday, study hard and strive to create a better tomorrow!
On the first day of summer vacation, my father went to the mobile phone supermarket and bought a Samsung mobile phone with a silver-white dual screen. Very beautiful. As soon as it is turned on, the small screen emits blue light, which is 100 times stronger than sapphire.
Don't underestimate this small mobile phone. With this mobile phone, I really enjoyed the whole summer vacation. If nothing else, I am fed up with game addiction (of course, this is only after I finish my homework).
Whenever my father is resting at home, I play with my mobile phone. Playing around really makes me play some tricks. I found that the mobile phone can not only make phone calls, but also play games, and the games in the mobile phone are really varied, such as the mouth of the Tang Dynasty, the snake and Tetris. Among so many games, my favorite is the snake. This game guarantees that you like to play. I'm addicted to it once, and I'll play it again and again. After the game, your achievements will be included in the honor list of snakes. Now I can play the first place every time because of my usual "hard training". But if you often play games, you will also be strongly interfered by your father. What should I do? I found another function of the mobile phone: mute setting, which really helped me. No matter what game I play, I won't make any noise, so I won't attract my father's interference. I can play as I want, and see how you do it. Haha, that's great.
There are many uses of mobile phones, but what I care most about is the game function and mute setting, which makes my summer vacation colorful, but you must remember that you can't delay your study, otherwise I can't bear the blame!
On Thursday morning, during the big recess, the school asked for reading, but in the process of reading, a frightening thing happened. ...
Because the teacher is busy in the office, the class cadres are asked to watch the class, and the students are also very obedient and are reading carefully. Time goes by, and class will begin soon. A burst of music came to my ears, and the whole class looked in the middle of the first row. Yes, the sound is coming from Xiaobai. Xiao Bai was very nervous and scared, so she turned off the music in a hurry. The teacher walked into the classroom as soon as the music was turned off. Fortunately, the teacher was far away and didn't hear the music, otherwise Xiaobai would suffer. ...
In English class in the afternoon, Xiao Bai and his minions never attend classes. Minions is sleeping at his desk, while Minions is playing with his toys. Where's Xiao Bai? I don't think everyone can solve this mystery. Let me tell you something.
Xiao Bai covered his head with his school uniform, took out a black thing from his pocket inside his clothes, hid it under his school uniform and began to play. The teacher didn't notice it at first, but paper can't cover the fire. I saw the teacher walk quickly to Xiaobai, lifted the school uniform, and saw that the black thing turned out to be a mobile phone. But Xiao Bai is very confused. How can the teacher hear her voice so low?
Some people say that teachers have good hearing, some people say that teachers have perspective eyes, and some people say that teachers can see everywhere. It can be said that there are different opinions, each saying his own ... After class, Xiaobai went to ask the teacher for a mobile phone. The teacher didn't seem to give it at first. But Xiao Bai later didn't know how to get the phone back from the teacher.
This surprised me. In my impression, the teacher is very strict with everyone, but after the phone rang, we saw her gentle side. ...
If I were a mobile phone, I would give my master countless messages forever.
First of all, birth
When I was moved, I was already in the shop. I looked up and thought: mine should be an engineer, and then I waited and waited.
Second, the master
I saw a father and son in the back. I am so excited that I want to buy me back quickly. The son looked at it and said, buy this one. Dad looked at it, agreed with both hands and bought me home.
Third, the process
When I got on the bus, I excitedly turned on the voice mode and said, hello! Wow, it's the phone! The son said happily. Really! Dad said.
Fourth, play
When I got home, I turned on the walking mode and watched this. Smart phone! Ouch! Installed a smart chip and bought a good product! My son downloaded one from me, named "Reload".
Can you help me play automatically? So I can do other things. The son asked.
I didn't ask. Just when I was about to get to the point, suddenly the power went out and my consciousness disappeared.
When I woke up, I was already in my son's room, so I started unlimited mode and automatic mode and started the game.
Verb (short for verb) money
At this moment, I heard someone knocking at the door, so I went to answer it.
Robbery! Ah!
I was frightened and ran straight to the living room. At this moment, I thought I still had nuclear power, so I started the self-destruction mode of separation and bomb and flew into the sky at supersonic speed. I use nuclear energy to make me fly higher, and separation makes me stronger. No, I should take the criminals, not destroy the earth. I thought of the energy card again, so I pulled it out and threw it far away.
Sixth, rebirth
Well ... I fell to the ground and my son picked me up, but I don't remember what happened that day.
I said: Hello!
Speaking of smart phones, everyone is no stranger. Why can it be welcomed by everyone? Let me talk about it.
Smart phones are loved by people, not only because of its many functions, but also because it greatly facilitates our lives. Mobile phones let us take a taxi without waiting for clues, and all kinds of taxi software can call a special car for you anytime and anywhere. In addition, it allows you to have a video conversation with people thousands of miles away; Pick up the phone, order a takeaway, and let the food come to the door automatically without leaving home; Browse shopping software, you can choose thousands of goods from all over the world.
Having said so many benefits, it is natural to talk about the disadvantages of smart phones.
Although the game on the mobile phone is fun, it will stimulate your brain and keep you in a state of excitement. At this time, I advise you to wake up quickly and "turn around". Also, because mobile phones are so convenient, many people suffer from "mobile phone dependence". Eating, shopping and socializing are all solved by mobile phones, which makes people develop lazy habits. ...
I have also personally experienced the advantages and disadvantages brought by mobile phones.
In the third grade, I have to go to a cram school at 2: 30 in the afternoon. After class, I am like a free bird. I just want to go home and feel in my pockets. "Hey? Why is the money gone? " I said urgently. I walked in the endless street crying. I thought, "What should I do? Yes, there is a grandfather's mobile phone. " I rummaged through my schoolbag carefully and found a black mobile phone. "Great!" "I jumped three feet high and called my father to pick me up.
When I was in the fourth grade, I had nothing to do, so I picked up my mobile phone and played the glory of the king all afternoon. Many times I want to put down my mobile phone to do my homework, but it seems to say, "Come on, come on!" " "I played for another night. I remembered that I didn't do my homework in the morning, so I quickly made up. I handed in my homework to my teacher at school. The teacher scolded me for saying that my homework was too careless.
There are many advantages of mobile phones, but the disadvantages can not be ignored. Don't be addicted to mobile phones!
Grandpa is over 70 years old, with poor memory and hearing problems. He wants to talk to him three times and often makes big jokes. I remember once, my grandfather cooked noodles for me, and when he put the seasoning, he regarded vinegar as soy sauce and sugar as salt. When I eat it, it is sweet and sour. I asked grandpa what he put, and he pointed at his eyes. It turned out that grandpa didn't bring his glasses, so he put them wrong.
Grandpa is old, but he is very fashionable. This year, he bought a new mobile phone and regarded it as a "treasure".
One day, grandpa just finished the phone call and went out after dinner, but when he touched it, his mobile phone disappeared, and grandpa was so anxious that he was sweating. He went to the bedroom and searched, but he still couldn't find it. Grandpa said loudly, "Where is my mobile phone?" I just used it. Where did it go? "
Grandpa called the whole family, mom and dad put down their work, and grandma came slowly. Mother asked, "What's the matter?" Grandpa said, "My mobile phone is missing. Please help me find it. Son, you go to the study, your daughter-in-law goes to the kitchen, your grandson goes to the living room, your wife goes to the bedroom, and I also go to the toilet. Let's act! " Mom searched the kitchen but couldn't find her cell phone. Grandma went through every room carefully, and there was no sign of the mobile phone. Grandpa sat on the sofa in frustration and said nothing. Suddenly, with a bang, everyone rushed to the study, thinking that Dad had found his cell phone. It turned out that dad accidentally fell down while rummaging through the bookcase. Mom scolded dad a few words, and the whole family laughed again.
Seeing that everyone had no idea, I thought about it and asked, "Grandpa, is your phone turned off?" Grandpa said, "I just got off the phone."
I picked up my father's cell phone and called. The sound comes from the refrigerator. When I opened the refrigerator, my mobile phone was actually pressed under the plate. It turned out that my confused grandfather put his precious mobile phone in when he put the leftovers.
I am a pupil. As far as I can remember, I like one thing very much from kindergarten, that is, playing games with my parents' mobile phones. When playing, I often forget the time to eat, so I don't get beaten by my father.
I remember once my father asked me to study, and I made him a condition: "Let me play mobile games for a while before writing." I thought dad wouldn't agree, but I didn't expect dad to agree, but he also had one condition: "You can only play for fifteen minutes." I happily picked up my mobile phone and opened my usual game-My World. At this time, all the attention was focused on the mobile phone. With the finger pressing, forty minutes passed unconsciously, but I didn't know it at all, and I was still playing attentively.
With the door of my room opened, my father came back from outside. He had a terrible look on his face. He quickly took my mobile phone and sharply criticized, "How did you promise me?" After playing for fifteen minutes, I went to study. Why are you still playing with your mobile phone? How can a child break his word? "I immediately felt ashamed, apologized to my father, and ran to my desk to do my homework as quickly as possible.
I thought there would be nothing wrong with my homework, but I didn't expect my father to follow me. I thought he was going to hit me, and I was too scared to say anything. However, I didn't expect my father to just sit next to me. There seems to be no anger on his face. He just said to me slowly: "son, your generation has had electronic products such as mobile phones since childhood, and it is definitely wrong to completely prevent you from playing." But if you forget to study because you play mobile phones, it will be very bad, which will not only be harmful to your eyes, but also seriously affect your study. "
In fact, I know all the reasons, that is, I always leave them behind every time I play, so my father and I made an agreement-I must abide by the time rules when playing mobile games in the future, and I will play again after all the learning tasks are completed. Although my father was dubious about my promise, he chose to trust me. I swore in my heart that I would try my best to keep our agreement.
Although grandpa is a lout, he is still very fashionable. Recently, he got another fashionable thing-a mobile phone.
However, grandpa is sometimes confused. He wears a hat and looks for it on his head. He uses facial cleanser as shampoo when he washes his hair. He paid when he went to buy vegetables, but he forgot to mention them when he left.
On this day, grandpa went out to play cards, just opened the door, touched his pocket and found that his mobile phone was gone. He roared, "So, where is my mobile phone?" Our family was ordered to start looking for mobile phones at once. I put down my mobile phone, and my parents also put down their jobs to help find it. Grandma came over and asked grandpa, "What's wrong with grandpa? Didn't you feel fine just now? " Grandpa replied, "My stupid thing is gone." Anxious as ants on hot bricks, running around. Grandma went to grandpa's room and rummaged through grandpa's clothes, but she couldn't find them. Mother searched all the beds, but she couldn't find them.
Seeing that everyone didn't find anything, I thought of a way and quickly asked my grandfather, "Grandpa, is your mobile phone on?" Grandpa stamped his foot in a hurry and said, "Of course." So I had a spectrum in my heart and dialed grandpa's number with my mobile phone. Then the song "The dark night sky hangs low ..." sounded, and the whole family was looking for that voice. Finally, I ran to the kitchen, as if the sound was getting closer and closer, so I looked beside my ear. Hey, here it is, so I opened the refrigerator door and found this gadget.
"I found a fight." I cheered and grandpa smiled happily. "You old man, you are too careless." Grandma laughed and scolded grandpa.
Some people say that my father and I look alike, because we both have eyes like black gems and mouths like the moon. A pair of curved eyebrows float on the water like two curved boats, and black hair is like dark clouds floating in the sky. Dad's biggest feature is that he loves to play with his mobile phone.
I remember once, my father promised to take me to climb the mountain. I got up early and called my father to climb the mountain with me. I didn't expect my father to have been playing with his mobile phone since he got up. I let out a cry: "Dad, can you stop playing with your mobile phone? I promised to take me to climb the mountain. Why are you still playing? " Dad said, "All right." Finally, my father took me to climb the mountain.
On the mountain, I have been struggling to climb, but my father laughed and played with his mobile phone all the way. I shouted, "Dad, keep up." I climbed and climbed, halfway up the mountain. When I looked back, I found my father was gone. I shouted halfway up the mountain, "Dad, where are you? Why didn't I see you? " Dad didn't respond. I turned my head and thought that my father must be playing with his mobile phone again, so I shouted three times: "Dad, you can play with your mobile phone for an hour when you climb to the top of the mountain with me." Dad seemed to hear it, and in a few minutes, we climbed to the top of the mountain together. I said, "Dad, show me the time." Dad immediately gave me the phone. I thought to myself: haha, dad was cheated.
Dad asked me, "Can I have my mobile phone?" I said, "No, I have to tell you, I just know how to play mobile phones. If you are playing, I will still go down the mountain. " Dad listened to me, said no more games, just listen to me.
How's it going? This is my father who loves playing mobile phones.
Mobile phone 1 1 is the most common thing in contemporary times. Mobile phones have developed the whole network, turning ancient times into the information age of 2 1 century, but their real functions have advantages and disadvantages.
Like money, mobile phones can promote social development. From the developed northern part of Guangzhou to the remote mountain villages, there are basically mobile phones, which realize the communication between everyone, and there are many entertainment games, which are convenient and practical. Deeply loved by modern young people, especially games and entertainment.
In fact, without mobile phones, there would be no social development, no convenient communication and no games and entertainment. A developed network is like a big network, an Okumo network. Without every mobile phone stepping on a point, once the message is sent, it will be sent anywhere you want along the big network, so there are major dating software such as QQ and WeChat.
The internet is good, so is the mobile phone. It's just that the nature of the person who uses it makes him have no resistance to mobile games, and even takes games as a profession and forgets to eat and sleep. I have no right to say this to others, because I am also a mobile phone enthusiast, but I don't think I have forgotten all about eating and sleeping.
Mobile phones can be played, and the pressure of modern people has nowhere to vent. Therefore, there is game entertainment. If played properly, it is called game entertainment. However, if you forget to eat and sleep, mobile games are a demon that makes people lose their judgment.
Personally, I think its merits are greater than this, because I think these things, which are similar to making human beings do unreasonable things, inspire another self in the depths of human hearts, and this evil self will be revealed in the game. They enjoy the experience of irresponsibility, hard work and murder, which are all kinds of evils that stimulate human existence. This is the so-called human nature.
12 Many adults are afraid to buy mobile phones for their children. It is said that the mobile phone has strong radiation, but the children's mobile phone I introduced is not only small in radiation, but also cute in shape and very powerful in function.
This kind of mobile phone has three colors: yellow, pink and blue, and it is very small. The back of the mobile phone looks like a cute pig: the two antennas on it are ears, while the two black trinkets are eyes, and the big ornament left is the pig's nose.
When you see its "true face", you may be surprised and say, "Is this mobile phone fake? ! Why are there only 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 numeric keys? ! "This is what makes it special. When you want to make a phone call, you need to use an adult's ordinary mobile phone. Send the phone number to be dialed on the ordinary mobile phone, send it and save it in the child's mobile phone. Among the four numeric keys, there are four most important telephones. If you have several phones stored on your child's mobile phone, you can only talk to these phones, and other phones that are not stored can't get in. This will ensure safety and keep the bad guys out.
This kind of mobile phone has the function of positioning and invisibility in class (so that it will not delay the study when brought to school, and parents can be told in time if anything happens), and the most useful one is "emergency call". When something urgent happens, you dial the emergency phone key, and it will dial the most important phone among the four numeric keys one by one until someone is connected.
Texting is a must for every mobile phone, and children's mobile phones are no exception. Because it has only four numeric keys, there are only 15 common phrases on it, such as "I am at school" and "I am on my way home". In fact, this is the fly in the ointment of children's mobile phones. But I believe that with the rapid development of science, children's mobile phones should be more perfect!
Since the launch of smart phones, my mother has become an out-and-out "mobile phone control". As long as she is awake, she never seems to put down her cell phone. She stares at the screen every day, either watching TV series or chatting on WeChat, and occasionally watching the news.
When I woke up in the morning, I saw my mother leaning against the bed, holding a mobile phone in her hand and staring at the screen with her eyes wide open. That's my mother doing morning classes every day-watching the news seems endless. After my repeated urging, she reluctantly put down her mobile phone and took me to breakfast. After dinner, I leaned back on the sofa as usual, chatted with friends and colleagues on my mobile phone and informed each other of the news around me. At this time, if you provoke her, you must be asking for it. "Leave me alone" has become my mother's mantra when playing with her mobile phone. She is really patient in playing mobile phones. She is too hungry to worry about cooking.
One day, I caught a cold because my nap was not covered properly. My mother took me to see a doctor. While I was waiting in line to pay the bill, my mother was busy playing with her mobile phone. There are many empty seats in the front row, but she doesn't know. Or I'll pull her skirt to remind her, and then I'll come to my senses. When I got home, my mother asked me to take medicine and rest, and I began to play with her WeChat again. Through WeChat, my mother got in touch with many old friends and classmates. Whenever there is something new, I will communicate with you in the circle of friends.
After dinner in the evening, my mother, who refused to go out for a walk, reluctantly walked out of the house with my father and me, or went to the square to dance aerobics for a while. At home, after washing, a family of three is free to move. Mom's best choice must be to play with her mobile phone. I am fascinated by the heir again these days. Late at night, I woke up in a daze and went to the toilet. I found that the fluorescence of my mobile phone was still shining on my mother's face, and her eyes were still round.
Hey, this "mobile phone control" mother is really helpless!
2 1 century, the whole world has entered the intelligent age. Communication has also become more and more developed-mobile phones are the best example.
Most mobile phones are rectangular, with sizes of 5 inches and 7 inches. There are countless colors: white, black, red … there are many brands. Samsung, Apple, Nokia … What are the functions of mobile phones?
First of all, of course, the most basic thing is to be able to make phone calls, send text messages, take pictures and so on. However, with the emergence of smart phones, many new functions have been developed. Such as playing games, video chatting, browsing social software, and even more popular changes.
Tell me about social software. Wechat, this software is divided into four parts. The first one is chatting with friends. You can make expressions and express your feelings; You can send words and pour out your feelings; You can video chat and chat with old friends you haven't seen for years. The second piece is "communication". Click "New Friend", enter his micro signal or mobile phone number, and send him Friend Request. Create a tag behind your friend's notes to help you find him more easily. Most importantly, you can pay attention to an official WeChat account. The official account of WeChat is a public account such as news, and sometimes it publishes some contents such as life philosophy and life tips. The third thing is "discovery". Have a circle of friends, sweep and shake. Except for the circle of friends, others are different ways to make friends. The fourth piece is "I". Edit your own information, build a nickname for yourself and write your own signature.
If you are a lazy person, you can click on Taobao software and choose online shopping. Movie tickets and buffets can be settled here.
Mobile phone is like a know-it-all, which can be said to be omnipotent. At the same time, it has also narrowed the distance between people and made everyone live in the "global village".
Mobile phone excellent composition 15 I'm hiding from my mobile phone now. Why? Let me tell you something!
Once, I had nothing to do, so I picked up my mobile phone and watched it. "Yue Yue, don't look!" Mother shouted in the toilet: "well, look at it later!" " "That's it. I kept pushing and pushing. " Yue Yue, show me what this is! "I ran to have a look, and I couldn't see anything clearly. I told my mother that her mother took me to the hospital.
The doctor said, "Your daughter is nearsighted." My mother almost fainted when she heard this. After that, my mother let me watch the road by myself and left without looking back.
When I got home, I decided never to look at anything related to electronic products again. After finishing homework, the first thing is no longer to look at the mobile phone, but to do eye exercises; The first thing to do when you go home after playing is not to look at your mobile phone, but to wash your hands. That's it. My habit is formed day by day.
On this day, my cousin came to play, and he brought me a mobile phone. After I saw the mobile phone, I was happy to play with my cousin, talking and laughing. After playing for a while, my eyes hurt like a million ants pinching me. My mother took me to the hospital when she saw this.
The doctor looked at my eyes, checked them again and said my eyes warned me. Look at the phone again, and your eyes will never see again. I was so frightened that I quickly gave all the electronic things in the room to my mother.
Later, I really stopped touching electronic things at all, and my eyes improved. At the same time, I also know that if I don't listen to the old man, I will suffer.
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