Five jokes about primary school English

The lecturer of evolution has been talking for nearly two hours. Then he started again. He said, "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we have tails like baboons, where are they?" The teacher who taught evolution has been talking for almost two hours, and his topic comes again: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we used to have tails like baboons, where are our tails now?"

"Let me try," said an old lady. "We have worn them off by sitting here for so long." "I'll try," said an old lady. "We must have worn them off after sitting here for so long."

Vocabulary learning: lecturer lecturer; Speaker evolution

Part two: I teach history.

A history teacher and his wife are sitting at the dining table. A history teacher and his wife are having dinner.

When his wife asked "What's new at work", he copied "No, I teach history". The wife asked, "Is there anything new at work?" The husband replied, "No, I teach history."

Vocabulary learning: the history teacher's history teacher [reply] said that [copy] is the past tense and past participle form of [reply].

Rule 3: You spoke.

A young couple began to worry about their four-year-old son, who can't speak yet. They took him to see an expert, but the doctor didn't find anything wrong with him. A young couple is very worried that their four-year-old son can't speak yet. They took him to see a specialist, but the doctor found nothing unusual.

Then one morning at breakfast, the boy suddenly blurred, "Mom, the toast is burnt." Then one morning, the boy suddenly said, "Mom, the bread is burnt."

"You talked! You talked! " His mother shouted. "I'm so happy! But why did it take so long? " "You talked! You talked! " His mother shouted. "I'm so happy! But why should we wait so long? "

"Well, so far," said the boy, "everything is fine." "Well, until now," the boy said, "everything is normal."

Vocabulary Learning: Couple Experts

Article 4: I want you to marry farmer Jones.

Old farmer Johnson is dying. Old farmer Johnson is dying.

The family stood by his bed. His family are all standing by the bed.

He whispered to his wife, "When I die, I want you to marry farmer Jones." He whispered to his wife, "When I die, I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." The wife said, "No, I can't marry anyone after you die."

Johnson: "But I hope you can." Johnson: "But I hope you can do it."

Wife: "But why?" Wife: "Why?"

Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse trade! Johnson: "Because Jones once cheated me in a horse deal."

Vocabulary learning: phonetic sounds, phonetic deception, deception [deception] is the past tense of deception, the past participle form.

Article 5: Look at this dead bird.

One morning, a brunette and a blonde were walking in the park. One morning, a black woman and a blonde were walking in the park.

Suddenly, the brunette noticed a dead bird. Suddenly, the black woman found a dead bird.

"Oh, look at this dead bird," she said sadly. "oh! Look at this dead bird. " She said sadly.

The blonde stopped, looked up at the sky and asked, "Where? Where? " The blonde stopped. She looked up at the sky and asked, "Where, where?"

A woman with brown skin, blonde hair and blue eyes; blonde