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Ask for a two-person sketch, the topic is the waiting room of the railway station. Two girls. thank you
Zhao Weiqiang (construction migrant worker, tall and burly)
Props: four-person stool, trash can, travel bag, snakeskin bag, computer, mobile phone.
Scene: Waiting Hall of Beijing West Railway Station.
Zhao Weiqiang is lying on the left side of the four-person chair. He was wearing a cotton-padded jacket and trousers, his hair was unkempt, an old travelling bag was placed on the pillow, and his left hand was placed on a rolled snakeskin bag beside him. He slept soundly, which made people know at a glance that he was a burly migrant worker.
(The curtain rises, on Pan Changjiang)
Pan Changjiang: After another busy year, I finally got a title. Go home and tell my date that this year I am-double happiness. (Pan Changjiang comes up from the left side of the stage and says loudly. He is carrying two bags of Beijing roast duck in his left hand and a laptop on his right shoulder. He is short and fat, wearing a suit and tie, and his hair is meticulously combed. Let people know at a glance that they are mental workers. )
Pan Changjiang: (Go to the center of the stage and face the audience. ) Oh, the Spring Festival is coming. I bought two Beijing roast ducks for my parents and in-laws. (At this moment, the song "You are my lover, a woman like a rose ..." sounded, and Pan Changjiang hurriedly took off her mobile phone from her waist and turned it on, smiling.) Hey, Xiaoli! Dear, I am at Beijing West Railway Station now! I'll get on the bus soon, and I may arrive at the station at six tomorrow morning! Can you pick me up at the station? No, no, it's too cold. You have to get up early. No, no, you stay at home, huh? I'll get off tomorrow morning and get to your house as soon as possible. Be sure to pick me up. Hey! I can't help it Oh, by the way, have the wedding photos we took last time been developed? How was the photo taken? Is it beautiful? Isn't the one you kissed on my lap nice? (Laughter) Shame to death? Shameless, shameless. What about the furniture in the new house? When I come back, we will buy it together, and we will also buy that home theater. What? Do you still want to buy a computer Want to know the world? Ok, ok, definitely buy, definitely buy. Ok, bye, bye.
Pan Changjiang: (Smiles, turns off the phone and looks around for a seat. When he saw Zhao Weiqiang lying on his side in the chair, he went over, bent down and whispered, "Master, master." . (Tapping Zhao Weiqiang's foot with his right hand. Zhao Weiqiang instinctively shrank his feet. Pan Changjiang saw hope and called) Master, Master. (and patted Zhao Weiqiang's foot. Zhao Weiqiang shrank his feet again and finally made room for a chair. Wu Dajiang quickly sat down, put down the Peking Duck, put his laptop on his lap, looked up and looked around.) It will take more than half an hour to get on the bus. Why? Why not surf the internet when you have time now? After that, he took the computer out of his bag, opened it and concentrated on browsing the internet. )
Pan Changjiang: (While browsing intently, he smiles. Suddenly, he saw a message and smiled happily. (to himself) This information is great. You must tell my Xiaoli to plant this next year when you go back. (At this moment, Zhao Weiqiang stretched his legs and yawned. Kicked Pan Changjiang and almost knocked off the computer. Frightened Pan Changjiang grabbed the computer with both hands, stood up and said angrily to Zhao Weiqiang) Hey! What's the matter with you, master? You!
Zhao Weiqiang: Oops (wake up, sit up, see Pan Changjiang's shoe prints, and smile apologetically) Sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, but on purpose.
Pan Changjiang: (I am even angrier when I hear this. What? Are you still interested?
Zhao Weiqiang: (I seem to realize that I was wrong. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, but on purpose. (said and nodded. )
Pan Changjiang: (knowing that he was in a hurry, angry and laughing) You are a man! Hey!
Zhao Weiqiang: (He walks up to Pan Changjiang and says) Master, I'll wipe it for you, I'll wipe it for you. (Zhao Weiqiang said, holding out his hands. )
Pan Changjiang: (Seeing that his hands are dirty, he frees his left hand to stop) No, no, I'll wipe them myself. (But Zhao Weiqiang has a guilty conscience and insists on wiping. It is too late for Pan Changjiang to dodge. I saw Zhao Weiqiang grabbing Pan Changjiang's suit hem with his left hand and wiping his suit and trousers with his right hand. On the surface, it seems to be cleaned, but the actual dirty area is larger, but it is not as obvious as before. Pan Changjiang was so angry that he stamped his foot and shouted loudly) Don't wipe it! (The computer in my right hand almost didn't hold steady, so I quickly took it with my left hand. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (stunned, embarrassed) Master, I really didn't mean it, but did it on purpose. (Then I seem to realize something and twist my neck seriously.) I really didn't mean it, I did it on purpose. (Then a pair of enlightened appearance "ouch". )
Pan Changjiang: (still angry) Forget it, forget it. I don't want to blame you for dirty clothes. The point is, you almost knocked over my computer with that kick just now, you know?
Zhao Weiqiang: (After hearing a scream of "Ah", he quickly said) Is the computer all right? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't have ...
Pan Changjiang: (Stop quickly) You didn't mean it, but you did, didn't you?
Zhao Weiqiang: (rubbing hands and laughing) I really didn't mean to.
Pan Changjiang: (Interface) It was intentional. (Zhao Weiqiang embarrassed smile apologetically. Pan Changjiang took a deep breath, sat down, put the computer on his lap, and said to Zhao Weiqiang) Forget it, forget it, you didn't damage anything of mine. Just pay attention later. (Say that finish, lower your head and continue to browse information on the Internet. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (sits down next to Pan Changjiang and takes out a box of white cigarettes from his pocket. Tear, left hand holding a cigarette case, right finger flick on the cigarette butt, gather together in front of Pan Changjiang. ) Brother, I worked the night shift last night, and I'm so sleepy today. (He yawned and continued) So-here, have a cigarette. (The left hand is extended. )
Pan Changjiang: (turning his head, still breathing) Didn't you see the no smoking sign on the wall? (Zhao Weiqiang said, and motioned with his eyes looking at the wall. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (taking back his left hand holding a cigarette and sighing) The quality of people in your city is really good!
Pan Changjiang: What city people don't? I am also a rural person and a migrant worker.
Zhao Weiqiang: (surprised) No-yes? Is it true?/You don't say. (as he speaks, he looks up and down. )
Pan Changjiang: I am a mason.
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling) Then we are colleagues! (Then, Zhao Weiqiang looked Pan Changjiang up and down again, with a grain of salt) No! I still don't think you look like it. (At the same time, the right index finger speaks bit by bit) I'll test you.
Pan Changjiang: (smiling) Please bring it on.
Zhao Weiqiang: (excited tunnel) A 40-cm-high girder, Line 20, bends the steel bar at 45 degrees. What is the diagonal length?
Pan Changjiang: (Talking by the edge on the computer) A 40 cm high girder minus two and a half centimeters of protective layer and minus 20 centimeters of diameter is 33 cm. Multiplied by 1.4 14, it is 46.662. Rounded off, it is 47 cm. (Say that finish, I turned my head to Zhao Weiqiang. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (asked again) What if this girder is 60 cm high and bends 60 degrees?
Pan Changjiang: (looking down at the computer) Sixty minus seven, multiplied by two, divided by 1.732, gets 61.2, rounded to 61 centimeters. (Say that finish, smile and see how Zhao Weiqiang is. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (questioningly) How do you know that a 40-cm-high girder should be multiplied by 1.4 14, and a 60-cm-high girder should be multiplied by 2 and divided by 1.732?
Pan Changjiang: (laughs) Well, I knew it ten years ago!
Zhao Weiqiang: (doubtfully) Are you bragging?
Pan Changjiang: (proudly) What are you bragging about? Geometric in grade three. I graduated from high school for six years.
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling) Oh! Dude, that's great! Dude, that's great! (Said with a thumbs-up sign. Then Zhao Weiqiang asked) Do you know how to beat the horse's teeth next to the constructional column of brick-concrete wall?
Pan Changjiang: (rightfully) Maya Chayan wall is thirty centimeters high, but six centimeters short, right? (say that finish, satisfiedly smiled at Zhao Weiqiang. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling and nodding) Great! Awesome! (unconvinced, continue to ask) Then how many bricks can you build on the Sanqi wall with lines on both sides a day?
Pan Changjiang: (smiling) Sorry, the maximum one day is 1800 yuan.
Zhao Weiqiang: (laughs) You can't do it this time, can you?
Pan Changjiang: How many pieces can you base in a day?
Zhao Weiqiang: (proudly answers) Two thousand is no problem.
Pan Changjiang: (laughing and boasting) You are awesome this time! You are great!
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling) Sorry! But I don't understand. Why do bricklayers wear such high-grade suits? This little computer, let me see your hand. (Say, grab Pan Changjiang's right hand and pull it over. Pan Changjiang 1 of "ah", haven't react, hand caught in the past. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (Sorry) Brother, are you all right?
Pan Changjiang: (with a wry smile) Nothing, nothing.
Zhao Weiqiang: (Holding Pan Changjiang's right hand with both hands and looking at it with folded palms) Brother, although you have some cocoons, your hands are not like those of a bricklayer. Look at my hands. Cocoons are thick. He put his right hand in front of the computer. )
Pan Changjiang: (Explaining) I haven't been a bricklayer for three years.
Zhao Weiqiang: (sighs) No wonder you are wearing such fashionable clothes and carrying a computer. (Then ask) Brother, what have you done in these three years?
Pan Changjiang: I have been doing this for three years. (pointing to the computer. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (puzzled) Do this?
Pan Changjiang: I always use this to get information about construction sites and project budgets.
Zhao Weiqiang: (thumbs up and boasts) So you are an engineer!
Pan Changjiang: No, no, I used to be a bricklayer!
Zhao Weiqiang: Then how did you learn it?
Pan Changjiang: Hmm! It's a long story. Do you know there is a Napoleon in France? He said: A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier.
Zhao Weiqiang: What does what a Frenchman said about the broken wheel have to do with it?
Pan Changjiang: (Busy) Not a Frenchman with a broken wheel.
Zhao Weiqiang: (grabbing the road) Didn't you just say what a Frenchman with a broken tire said?
Pan Changjiang: (urgent) Ouch! What is your culture?
Zhao Weiqiang: (with a simple and honest smile) Me? Sorry, I barely graduated from primary school.
Pan Changjiang: I see. Can you read the engineering drawings?
Zhao Weiqiang: Why should I care? Anyway, the foreman asked me to do whatever I wanted, and I never lost a brick. I have never posted faster and better than others. (As soon as the topic turns back,) Hey! You just said that you are not a broken wheel in France. Is that England or America?
Pan Changjiang: (urgent) It's French.
Zhao Weiqiang: (casually) I'm talking about France, too!
Pan Changjiang: But not a man with a broken wheel. (the voice is very heavy. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (asks) Oh! That's a man with good wheels, isn't it?
Pan Changjiang: That's one. (trying to explain, he sighed again and said) A man named Napoleon. (word for word. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (hastily) Maybe that man is a rag collector and often breaks wheels, so people nicknamed him Broken Wheels. This man is stupid enough, and the wheels are so heavy! How tired it is to hold it! No wonder people gave him that nickname, didn't they? (Say that finish, self-care burst out laughing. )
Pan Changjiang: (Hearing his misunderstanding, he also smiled. He explains) No, no! This Napoleon's name was translated through transliteration and through sound similarity, you know?
Zhao Weiqiang: (shaking his head foolishly) I don't know.
Pan Changjiang: For example, Marx's foreign language name is Max, Lenin reads Lin Lin, and Napoleon's name is Napoleon, with similar pronunciation. Do you know now?
Zhao Weiqiang: (Nodding) Oh! I know that Marx and Lenin were great men, but who was Napoleon? How do you know what he said?
Pan Changjiang: This Napoleon was a very powerful French emperor in ancient times. He knows how to fight. Once he said to his soldiers: A soldier who doesn't want to be a marshal is not a good soldier. I admire this sentence very much.
Zhao Weiqiang: (puzzled) What is there to admire about this sentence? Isn't that teaching people not to work as officials? Bad, bad, should be criticized.
Pan Changjiang: (quickly explaining) This sentence doesn't mean that. It means to teach people to be self-motivated, and to acquire a competent position by studying solid skills hard. Do you think you are like those corrupt people who spend money to buy officials?
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling) This French emperor is really interesting! (Scratching his head with his left hand)
Pan Changjiang: This sentence inspired me. When I used to be a bricklayer, I pestered the engineers on the site to learn drawing budget. The workers, technicians and engineers on the construction site are all my teachers. Wang Gong, in particular, accepted me as an apprentice, so I studied drawings and budget while working as a bricklayer. I started to take charge of website technology three years ago. Not long ago, I passed the constructor exam again.
Zhao Weiqiang: (thumbs up) I admire you! Admire!
Pan Changjiang: Do you know Li Ruihuan, former chairman of China People's Political Consultative Conference? "
Zhao Weiqiang: I've seen it on TV.
Pan Changjiang: I heard that he was born as a carpenter. In the past seven years, he even published a book about carpentry!
Zhao Weiqiang: No way! Why did he become such a big official when he became a carpenter?
Pan Changjiang: People have been learning, and of course they are making progress, you know?
Zhao Weiqiang: (exclaiming) You know so many things! (Then ask) Which school did you graduate from? How do you know so much?
Pan Changjiang: (with a sigh) I'm embarrassed to say. That year, I failed the college entrance examination in Sun Shan, but I couldn't look back for a long time.
Zhao Weiqiang: (pressing) What happened?
Pan Changjiang: (with a sigh of relief) There is no name on the list, but there is a road under your feet. Later, I came out to work as a bricklayer with my uncles and brothers in the same village. Although I was only eighteen years old at that time, I secretly swore in my heart; There must be some confusion. It's been six years now. I just passed the construction engineer exam this year. Who knows the twists and turns? ! (Say, race some excitement. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (changing the subject) Forget it, forget it! Turn on the computer and have a look. What's so strange about it?
Pan Changjiang: (Turning on the computer, Zhao Weiqiang cranes his neck and leans down. ) I was watching it just now!
Zhao Weiqiang: (Q) Look, brother, what are the plants in your computer? Didn't anyone say that you can watch videos, movies and chat with netizens?
Pan Changjiang: Yes! Yes, but my other half said that after we got married, she wanted to do something for herself. Let me find out what to do online.
Zhao Weiqiang: Why does she think so much? From your appearance, it's not that you can't feed her.
Pan Changjiang: Yes! I also know that my salary of more than 4 thousand a month can support her, but she just wants to do something by herself and insists that I help her. Try to find a project. What farming, what planting, will do. After marriage, she engaged in her career and I did my job. Of course, I understand her and try my best to help her.
Zhao Weiqiang: (laughs) Son, you are a tough guy, aren't you? You must be a wife-shy person in the future.
Pan Changjiang: (reproachfully) Why do you say that? What age is it now? I think husband and wife should treat each other as equals and treat the guests as the first priority. How can anyone be afraid of anyone?
Zhao Weiqiang: (Nodding with an apologetic smile) That's true. Hey-can you help me figure something out, too? If there is an opportunity, I also want to keep something at home with my parents, so that I can work outside and not be bothered by others.
Pan Changjiang: Of course! Let me have a look online.
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling) Brother, you are so funny. (He said, and took out a cigarette from his pocket, took the cigarette case with his left hand, flicked it at the bottom of the cigarette case with his right finger, and leaned over and said to Wu Dajiang) Come on, brother, have a cigarette.
Pan Changjiang: (turning around) Smoking is not allowed here, remember? (Say that finish and continue to search online. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling apologetically) Oh! I forgot again. (Put the cigarette in your pocket, take out a bottle of drink from your travel bag, open it and hand it to Pan Changjiang) Brother, you should drink this drink, right?
Pan Changjiang: (Left hand quickly declines) I'm not thirsty, I'm not thirsty.
Zhao Weiqiang: (while trying to send it to Wu Dajiang's arms) Brother, if you don't accept my wine today, you will look down on me.
Pan Changjiang: (The left hand can't resist, and the drink splashes on the computer keyboard. At this moment, Pan Changjiang could not help but accept it. ) hey!
Zhao Weiqiang: (smile apologetically) Sorry, your computer is a little wet. Let me wipe it for you. (Say, right hand stretched out, want to use sleeves to wipe the keyboard. )
Pan Changjiang: (anxiously, loudly) No. (Zhao Weiqiang stands there, staring at Pan Changjiang. ) I have toilet paper here. I will do it myself. (hands the drink back to Zhao Weiqiang) You drink it first. (Take out a stack of toilet paper from the right pocket of the suit and clean it with two or three sheets. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (taking the wine) I'm sorry, brother! I'm not the reason-
Pan Changjiang: (interrupting him) Nothing, nothing. After wiping, throw the toilet paper into the trash can next to you. When I made a mistake, I got up, took the computer, went to the toilet paper, picked it up and handed it in the trash can. Only then can I safely return to my seat and continue to search online. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (Seeing him so careful, praising) Brother, that's very kind of you! This little thing is so serious. I'm a big list and I don't care at all. (He said, passing the drink)
Pan Changjiang: (while drinking) Brother! Although we are migrant workers, we should also pay attention to quality and don't let city people laugh at us, right? (Say that finish, take a sip. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (Interface) That is, that is. (He takes out another bottle of drink from his travel bag, slams it open and gathers it in front of Pan Changjiang) Brother, let's drink to our tacit understanding! (Say, holding a drink to bump into Pan Changjiang's drink, Pan Changjiang exclaimed "Ah", dodging to the right with a drink in his right hand and blocking the drink with his left arm. (Zhao Weiqiang wondered) Brother, do you look down on me?
Pan Changjiang: (explaining) No, I'm afraid I spilled my drink on the computer again.
Zhao Weiqiang: (Oh) Brother, you'd better be careful. (Paused, smile apologetically) Let's do it! Let's touch it gently, shall we?
Pan Changjiang: (Take back your hand and touch Zhao Weiqiang) Cheers.
Zhao Weiqiang: Cheers! (They both took a long drink at the same time. ) Brother! I think you are very good, careful, educated and capable. Which girl is so lucky to marry you?
Pan Changjiang: (excited and proud to hear this) My date! It's one in a hundred. You have to have a figure and look good. Especially those talking eyes, look at you! My mother, the soul has been hooked. (said and shook his head. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (asks) Is it that beautiful?
Pan Changjiang: Of course. (proudly) and her clever head, how clever! Can think of many strange things; And her playful mouth, when you are unhappy, she can make you happy; And her skillful hands, both rough and fine, work neatly. Every time we are together, we feel that time passes too fast and we are not tired at all. (Pan Changjiang said, intoxicated, as if there is no Zhao Weiqiang around. Zhao Weiqiang listened and looked at his infatuation, and the drink in his hand slowly tilted and spilled on Pan Changjiang's feet. Pan Changjiang woke up with a "ah" and looked down at her feet. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (Bowing his head, busy with his drink and smiling apologetically) Let me wipe it for you, let me wipe it for you. (Get up, put the drink on the chair, reach into Pan Changjiang's pocket just now and take the toilet paper, take it out, squat down and wipe Pan Changjiang's shoes. Pan Changjiang had a computer on his lap and a drink in his right hand, so he had to leave it to him. See Zhao Weiqiang so kind. )
Pan Changjiang: You're fine, too, brother. Judging from your appearance, you must have worked hard, right?
Zhao Weiqiang: I'm sure my job will be fine. I don't need supervision, I will finish the work on my own initiative. How about coming to your construction site next year? (Say, wipe it, go to the trash can, put the toilet paper in, go back to your seat and pick up the drink. )
Pan Changjiang: Of course workers like you do. Please leave your phone number and I'll call you.
Zhao Weiqiang: Yes, I remember! 0395-2121314, looking for Xiao Zhao.
Pan Changjiang: (while listening, he keeps his mobile phone) We are from the same place. Look at this area code, we are still fellow villagers! (Muttering) Kind of like my date's brother!
Zhao Weiqiang: (Laughter) Brother, since you are a fellow villager, you should help me more.
Pan Changjiang: (excitedly) Hometown, no problem, I will definitely help you, hey! Are you dating someone? I have a chef on the construction site who is quite suitable for you. (Hearing this, Zhao Weiqiang almost cried and looked very sad. Pan Changjiang) What's the matter, brother? Touched your heart? What's so unhappy about it? Tell me about it and see if I can help you.
Zhao Weiqiang: (sadly) I once had a date who was as beautiful, smart, cute and capable as you, but she doesn't love me now.
Pan Changjiang: (angrily) Why is she such a playboy? Don't be sad, brother. It's not worth it for a playboy! (He urges)
Zhao Weiqiang: (sobbing) She said that she always treated me like a brother.
Pan Changjiang: (urgent) Why does she treat you as a brother?
Zhao Weiqiang: (intermittent tunnel) My dad and her dad have been good friends for decades. These two families are like relatives. She and I have been playing together since childhood.
Pan Changjiang: What happened?
Zhao Weiqiang: Later, we went to a school. I didn't finish primary school, but she finished high school. I heard that when she was in high school, a male classmate chased her, and she didn't agree. I was very happy when I heard the news. (Zhao Weiqiang said with a little excitement. But suddenly it became dull. )
Pan Changjiang: Then what?
Zhao Weiqiang: Later, I didn't expect-(Zhao Weiqiang was a little excited and cried) I didn't expect that once the year before last, I asked her: When are we engaged? Unexpectedly, she blushed and said, Brother Qiang, what are you talking about? I said, let's get married! She was very angry and said, Brother Qiang, will you stop talking nonsense? You are my brother! At that time, my tears pattered down. (Speaking of which, Zhao Weiqiang really shed tears and wiped it with her hand. )
Pan Changjiang: (hastily takes out the toilet paper to him) Brother, don't cry, don't be sad. Stay in the castle peak, for you are not afraid of running out of firewood. (muttering to himself) It really seems to be my date's brother.
Zhao Weiqiang: (picks up the toilet paper, dries the tears and goes on) You don't know how I felt at that time. What makes me feel worse is that she said she never loved me. If she did, it would be a kind of elder sister's love for elder brother. Being kind to me and caring for me is just a concern of my sister for my brother. She also said that love is congenial to both sides. Two of a kind, I didn't finish listening, so I ran away.
Pan Changjiang: That's your fault! How to get married without communication?
Zhao Weiqiang: (asks) Communication? What do you mean? Is it hooliganism?
Pan Changjiang: (in a hurry) By communication, I mean to have a heart-to-heart talk about my views on life. Understand each other's personality and thoughts.
Zhao Weiqiang: (indignant) We grew up together, don't you understand? I didn't expect me to work hard for her, but she-hey! I remember that when she was in the third year of high school, it was the busy farming season, and her father was ill. I heard about it by phone in Beijing. I hitchhiked back overnight to help her mother finish all the farm work. She wants to go home and help, but I don't want her to help. On Sunday, he went home and cooked a lot of delicious food. He asked me to undress and let her wash it. (Speaking of which, I look excited. ) I didn't expect that I was just a brother in her heart. His face became gloomy again. )
Pan Changjiang: (Listen, it seems to have changed, comforting) Brother, don't cry, it's good to have such a sister! If she can marry a good boy, you should bless her!
Zhao Weiqiang: (angrily) Am I not a good boy?
Pan Changjiang: (quickly explaining) That's not what I meant.
Zhao Weiqiang: (more angry) Then what do you mean?
Pan Changjiang: I mean, if she can marry someone she really loves. ...
Zhao Weiqiang: (more angry) Do you doubt that I really love her?
Pan Changjiang: (urgent) No, not that. I mean, if she and another boy have the same language, two of a kind, they will be happy to get married. Will this happen to you and her?
Zhao Weiqiang: * * We speak the same language. We often chatted together when we were young. After she went to high school, she seldom talked to me. What is there to talk about? Anyway, she will follow me all my life, and I will never let her do any heavy work, as long as she can give me a fat man, cook a good meal and feed the pigs. Don't ask her anything else, I'll try my best to make money. (a face of pride. )
Pan Changjiang: What if she doesn't want to just do those things?
Zhao Weiqiang: (asks) What woman doesn't want children? Doing housework is also what women should do! That's how my mother came over.
Pan Changjiang: That's your mother.
Zhao Weiqiang: Isn't your mother the same way?
Pan Changjiang: My mom, your mom, that was a generation ago. Now girls think differently.
Zhao Weiqiang: (hate tunnel) I just don't understand what girls are thinking now. I don't want her to worry about food and clothes. She is not satisfied. Oh! I remember once going to my partner's house, and a man was very kind to a woman on TV. The woman told him to go to bed, but the man was afraid to get off. Tell the man to leave, he dare not be right. Later, the woman even divorced, saying that she had no passion for life, just like a stagnant pool. What is this? My partner said that woman did the right thing. (Hey-with a sigh)
Pan Changjiang: She's right! Now, an enterprising and self-motivated girl only cares about you feeding her and keeping her warm? At this age, I still support her to do something.
Zhao Weiqiang: (curiously) Do you still support her? Are you afraid that you can't feed her?
Pan Changjiang: I'm not afraid that I can't support her, but I want to help her, let her feel the happiness of success in life and realize the value of life.
Zhao Weiqiang: What does this mean?
Pan Changjiang: You don't understand this! In fact, most women want to experience the happiness of labor and earn money through their own labor, rather than asking their husbands for money. Do you know Bam?
Zhao Weiqiang: I don't know. Hey-you just said they are two of a kind, and so is my partner. Is it interesting for two lovers to date often?
Pan Changjiang: No, two of them. Basically, two people like to be together, appreciate each other and feel happy. Does she like being with you? Is she happy?
Zhao Weiqiang: When I was a child, she stopped playing with me. I don't know as much as she does. Even if we are together sometimes, it's just her talking. I'm the audience. Sometimes, she goes to sing and dance with young people in the village. How boring! Once, she tried to drag me, and I said that I might as well play poker with your brother. When she got angry, she never let me play again.
Pan Changjiang: (Laughter) Generally speaking, you don't have many common hobbies and interests, and you don't have a common language, and you have different ideas about life and career. How can you be husband and wife?
Zhao Weiqiang: But I just like her. She is kind, intelligent and beautiful. Above all, she is an expert at housework. (seems to be intoxicated with it. )
Pan Changjiang: (Pushing hands) That's wishful thinking!
Zhao Weiqiang: (angrily) Who said that? I went to her house. She often cooks my favorite dishes and often washes my clothes. Unfortunately, I haven't seen you for over a year. I wonder how she is now.
Pan Changjiang: She thinks of you as her brother. It is a kind of elder sister's love for elder brother. Don't make mistakes.
Zhao Weiqiang: Anyway, we are not brothers and sisters. Love can get married. (said and nodded. I heard that I will get married soon, and the man is as tall as you. (said with his hand on Pan Changjiang's head. )
Pan Changjiang: (angrily) I'm too short to get a good wife?
Zhao Weiqiang: (smiling apologetically) That's not what I meant. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding.
(At this moment, the female announcer's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Comrades, the K224 train from Beijing to Yongcheng has already started to check in. Please take your belongings, line up and check in in order. " Pan Changjiang closed the webpage and returned to the desktop. Zhao Weiqiang saw a picture of Pan Changjiang and his partner on the desktop, so he wanted to ask. )
Pan Changjiang: (Speaking first) This is a photo of me and my partner in September this year. Tell you what! My date is your sister, Xiao Li.
Zhao Weiqiang: (surprised) So you already know me? When did you meet me?
Pan Changjiang: I knew about you just now. (Say, pull up the computer bag chain. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (embarrassed) Are you two getting married this year?
Pan Changjiang: Yes! (He puts the computer on his arm, raises the Beijing Roast Duck in his left hand, stands up and smiles) Congratulations! Brother Zhao. (He holds out his right hand. )
Zhao Weiqiang: (stands up) 1 of "Hey-",with his head down, he reached out his right hand shyly and shook his hand.
Pan Changjiang: Come on, get in the car! Talk on the way (say that finish, get off and go to the right side of the stage)
Zhao Weiqiang: (waving) Wait for me! He said, carrying a woven bag in his left hand and a travel bag in his right hand, and ran after him. )
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