Ironic sentences to describe garbage people

The ironic sentences describing garbage people are as follows:

1. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet a dung beetle one day. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

2. If you have the power to show off to me, I have the power to kill you.

3. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

4. You pervert, you didn’t forget to look back at your mother when you were born!

5. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

6. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

7. When you fall, no one will help you. Most of them will just laugh at you.

8. The professor lectured on organic chemistry and polymers on the podium. He first drew a "phthalein key" on the blackboard and said to everyone, "This is a 'eunuch', let's press a 'methyl' key on him."

9. I am now The thoughts are very Dongpo pork, but the emotions are very salt and pepper pork ribs.

10. Snoring loudly when going to bed, often wearing underwear inside out.

11. Boss, take two pounds of happiness home and feed it to the dog!

12. You look like a pig when you blush

13. Eat more pigs Brain, as the saying goes, you can eat what you eat.

14. How do you take care of your face? It’s so thick.

15. I don’t see anything different about you*, you look a bit human!

16. You look just like a QR code, don’t scan it After scanning it, I really don’t know what it is.