Seeking humorous and warm jokes between husband and wife

1, my wife nags all day at home, and my husband is really bored!

So my husband picked up the TV remote control and slammed it!

The wife asked in surprise, "What did you press?"

The husband said angrily, "I'm pressing the mute button."

2. My wife asked me to go to the morning market to buy cloth, and repeatedly told me, "You can buy a pair of cloth for four dollars, not expensive!"

When I arrived at the morning market, I asked many vendors, and they could not be less than five yuan. I have been grinding with a vendor for a long time, but the other party is still unmoved. I shouted at him, "Can you sell it to me for four dollars? If you don't sell it to me, how about I let my wife bargain with you later? "

The vendor winked and said it was a deal!

My wife had a whim and wanted to surprise her husband. So I put on a wig, a brand-new suit and a different makeup in peacetime.

Then he went to Mr. Wang's office and said coquetry, "Hi! Handsome boy, do you want to talk to me .................................... "

Her husband looked at her and immediately interrupted her and said, "No! I want nothing. I think of my wife as soon as I see you. "

4. The husband comes home from work. I saw a box of cakes on the table with three candles on it. He asked, "Whose birthday is it today?"

The wife next to him replied coldly, "It's this dress on me. I am 3 years old today! "

My wife and I have been married for more than ten years, and the romantic age has been a long time! This morning, I suddenly said to my wife on a whim, "Let's talk about love again and pretend you don't know me." My wife said,' OK', so I said to her,' Hi! Little bitch, "Who knows this product slapped me as soon as it raised its hand, and swore:" Dare to harass my aunt, I'm tired of talking to you! ! ..