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An ancient romance novel in which the male host is warm as jade, but his belly is dark and he has a favorite person before meeting the female host.

Ping Lan, the heroine of How Can I Be Embarrassed, is one of the seven stars in legend that can help Sixth Master win the world. She is benevolent and good at judging, with profound scheming and great talent. Only sigh that one's nature is too heavy, and he will eventually suffer for himself. For friendship and love, she was born smart and carried too much. The text is short and pithy, the plot is well written, and the ending is not the same feeling. The only drawback is that it feels a little urgent at the end. Born in cool thin, the heroine Qi 'an, was betrayed by her lover before crossing, and went through the general orphan in the aerial age. She had two feelings, did not understand Qi 'an's love, and struggled to break through the wall of Qi 'an's love, Xuanyuanshan. The content of the article is very compact, and the abuse points are very good, which makes readers feel sad. The ending is good ~ "The Emperors' Strategy" is a very good article recently. The name Empress naturally revolves around the court, but intrigue is not the main thing. Love and affection are more. I think there are many places worth appreciating in this article. First of all, the text is not conventional, and it will be clear after reading the beginning. The setting of the plot always gives people a sense of exploration and follows the author's rhythm step by step. Secondly, the positioning of the characters is very emotional, such as the female host Yu Guanghua, the male host Yuan Junzhou and Shangguan Yi. Also, I think this article is well written, which is inseparable from the author's excellent writing style. What a foundation! I remember describing dark circles in it, using "the blue shadow of peacock feathers in the eye socket", and I was sorry by this description on the spot ~ I, a vulgar silver hostess of "Breaking the Orchid and Hooking the Jade Apricot to the Evening", was the apricot fairy who was doomed to get married for the seventh time, and should be banished to mortal practice for the second time. Meet the male owner, the Lord of Yuling, and fold the orchid and hook the jade. The feelings between the two people gradually make Wen always have a touch of sweetness. But there is also a sad man in it ~ the text is not long, but the plot and writing are good and the ending is good. The heroine of "Love Can't Abandon" and Dong Yujie, a great teacher's daughter, exchanged souls. The male protagonist thanked her for being abused by the great teacher's daughter because of her love and hate. The cruelty of the original soul was in great contrast with the gentleness and delicacy of the heroine. There are a lot of words in the text that are very emotional. The feeling should be the author's own sentiment, and the text will not be dull and tasteless, but will be very reasonable ups and downs. It is a good text. Handsome Men's Square is not a traditional crossing, but it has a feeling of resurrection. The hostess Meiguo is the supreme monarch. Before, the body was always occupied by the devil, and the soul returned to the body. At this time, she gathered a stunning waiter. She is inextricably linked with the fate of the second husband, Mo Fan, and the husband, Prince Yi Feng, and the revelation of the mysterious identity of each servant is the highlight of the article. The text is good, but I personally think the only shortcoming is that it is a bit long. The ending is good ~ "Da Gong-Daisy Song, Yulan Song" is an empty text, and the woman is a slave. The harsh environment from childhood makes her mind different from ordinary people, and with her incomparable beauty, she is doomed to be an invaluable fate. This woman may be selfish, willful and vicious, but she can also give up herself for others, so that she is cherished. When the nine princes who loved her fled into an empty door and went to the place where there was no slavery, a wisp of black hair left for slavery and the three words "don't hate you" really made my heart tremble, another spoony man. There are not a few spoony people in the text! Although the text is relatively long, it will not be monotonous. In the third part of the daisy song, the whole situation has changed greatly, which makes the full text change a new style. The more I see the back, the more I feel that I am really calculating and playing with power. In the end, I was very happy. It is worth mentioning that Wen's narrative style is unique and looks very refreshing and comfortable. Very good text! Although the name of "Emperor Robbery" refers to "Emperor", the focus of the article is by no means the intrigue of several women in the palace, and the article focuses on the love and hate after the emperor. The personality of the hostess is my favorite type, which can be affectionate, cute and playful, and also have the demeanor of a queen. There has always been a misunderstanding between the Emperors, but it has always been very warm. Of course, it will eventually come out. Another good thing about the text is that it is short and pithy, and it won't give people the feeling of being lengthy and procrastinating. Mo Chi-ge, the heroine of Rain Dreams and Late Songs, crossed the daughter of Xiangguo who was killed by her family. The emperor died and the new emperor ascended the throne. The military symbol carried by the heroine made her be hunted by many parties. Haha, the beauty must be saved by a hero. Sun Luoyu, a frail but gentle and beautiful man, appeared. The affectionate relationship between the man and the woman is beyond my reach! The man is absolutely fond of the woman, while the woman comes from modern nature, which is full of whimsy ~ ~ There are many twists and turns in the text, and the text is not as plain as water, which is quite interesting. Nice text! ! "an old man fishing in the cold river-snow" crossed the stilts, and the heroine Jiang Lai encountered a thousand-year iceberg, but she had no choice but to sign a fake engagement. Looking at the plot may feel old-fashioned, but the text is really vivid and has a good style. There are funny places and warm places in the writing, and the ending is good. I didn't like reading this kind of articles before, but it was really good. "Nine Heavenly Phoenix Que" is an ancient overhead article worth seeing. Su Mi, the heroine, came to the palace with the princess who died of national subjugation, staged a palace fight drama for revenge and became the concubine of the sixth palace. The difference between Wen and Wen is that a major turning point suddenly came in the middle, and the main characters before almost died in a mutiny and war. This is what I think makes this article different from other simple palace essays. It's still quite interesting ~ ~ the ending of the article is more dramatic, and the ending is not perfect in love. "Lonely and not self-admiring" is an empty article, and the heroine Bai Yuting, although not as beautiful as the Sairen, is absolutely intelligent and talented. Chu Beijie, the male master, is a world-famous general. Being in an enemy country, but deeply in love. There are some abuses in the text, but there are also some warm places. The proportion is well balanced, it will look very comfortable and the ending is good. I like it very much. "Holding hands for a thousand years" goes through the overhead text, and the female host goes through her past life. Mo Xiaoyan, the female host, did not have exquisite heart and great wisdom, and treated people sincerely with her enthusiasm. Her love with Duanmu Zixuan, the male host, was sweet and touching. The male host loved Xiao Yan deeply, and the female host had the heart to give up Zixuan, which was as love as bone marrow, for Zixuan's sake. In the end, the two of them got their wish, "a cup of fragrant teas, a roll of books, and stole it for half a day; A touch of the setting sun, a pot of wine, I hope to be happy for half a life. " Although the article is not long, the plot is unconventional, and the twists and turns in it make the article more touching and have a good ending. They will continue their past love in this life and cross the heroine of Empress to the Qing Dynasty. They are the queen of Shunzhi, change the silence and boredom of the previous queen, win the favor of Shunzhi, and finally get married with Shunzhi who loves beauty but doesn't love mountains and rivers in history. It's a very relaxed article. Without love, the sky will fall apart and you will die and live. In some places, people can't help laughing. Although it is a palace palace essay, it is not so intrigued and resourceful, but it makes people feel quite fresh. "Chen Palace in Fengqi" is not a passage, but an overhead article, which is involved in the court and rivers and lakes, with a focus on the court. As a princess of other countries, the hostess bears the burden of defending the country and becomes a queen, but she has neither the favor nor the trust of the emperor, and there is a battle of wits between the emperors. The master of the hostess is a gentleman, who has devoted his life to her. The article is quite long, and I feel that the plot in front is developing slowly, and the text is not abusive, with a faint feeling. There are also some conspiracies or something. The ending is warm.