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Hot days
Hot days are like boiled water, gradually changing from hot to cold. In fact, only you can understand whether it is hot or not.
Plants under the sun are still living tenaciously despite being exposed.
I was on duty early in the morning, so I got up early. I stood in the playground for a while in a daze. Seeing students running around doing exercises, I really felt worthless for them. You said, it’s okay for them to study better! If you don't study well, there are quite a lot of demands. Just ignore them. They are trying to show off. Just ignore them. One or two of them are pouting in disbelief.
As soon as I entered the office, I worked hard to correct my homework. After I finished correcting it, I sent it out and assigned the homework. After I finished writing and handed it in, I continued to correct it. I have finished revising the composition, and there is still a large part of the weekly diary. I haven’t written any lesson plans, so I don’t have time to write them. New classes have been finishing up these past few days. The weather is hot and the students are impetuous. I try my best to tell jokes to attract them. Two words, useless!
In the afternoon, I had a history class in Class 71. When I walked into the class, I dragged the student out. He said calmly: "Is there anyone else who doesn't study like him and wants to go out? If not, just shut up and start teaching now." I didn't expect that they didn't speak during the entire class and were all listening carefully. They got mad at me.
During self-study at noon, I handed out the prizes for this exam. I bought it with my own money, and it cost a lot of money, but I don't care. During self-study in the evening, food is given to students who do well in exams. In the second period of evening self-study, I took Liu Menghao to see a doctor. In the third period, I took Dou Zhongju to see a doctor.
What a bunch of kids! When they make me angry, they all blush and look like they want to fight with me. When they asked me for help, they just said, "Teacher, my head teacher is not here, please help me see a doctor." I gave in just because they called me "Teacher!" I was really worthless. I should have refused, should have held a grudge. But, it's the other way around, why are you and your child so angry? Aren’t they just incapable of learning? Why be so serious? Later, I became more and more Buddhist.
While scrolling through my phone, a sudden idea came to my mind. Look at the date, isn’t tomorrow the annual college entrance examination? 678, admit it. Three days! What a turning point in life! Divide the lifeblood of the students!
Later I thought, what does this have to do with me? It's been several years since I graduated. In fact, to be honest, as a Chinese teacher, I really hope that students who take the college entrance examination tomorrow can score more points.
I think of my whole life. It's a little early to say that. I remember that my family was not very good at that time. Both my parents were farmers. They didn’t know the difficulties of studying. They only knew that their children liked to study, so they worked hard to earn money for their children to go to school.
I didn't do well in the exam, so I chose the cheapest high school in the county. I worked hard for three years but failed, so I reviewed for a year and entered a fairly well-known normal school. I was about to graduate. I gritted my teeth and got into a relatively well-known local undergraduate college.
After graduation, I went to a kindergarten for an internship, which made me understand that in life, I must be as happy as a child every day. Later, I entered a private elementary school and worked as a class teacher for three years. I understood a truth, which is not to be afraid of trouble. Don't panic and deal with things calmly. I also live my life. Finally, I went from being heavily in debt to being penniless.
Nowadays, I have to teach a lot of courses for the seventh and eighth grade junior high school students. Although I am not a class teacher, it is still very tiring. Grow up slowly. Now that I know what I want, when I look back, I realize that I am almost thirty years old. I have no house, no car, no savings, and everything I have is every child I meet in the past four or five years. I hope that when they grow up, they will never imitate me and live a better life than me.
After returning to the dormitory, the first thing to do is to take a shower. I found out that I came back early and had water. Came back late and had nothing. After taking a shower, I went to wash clothes. There's a lot of space outside, so I feel like it's cool outside.
Sleepy.
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