Ask some jokes about railways.

1) The woman was robbed and said that I was a railway worker with low salary. Really have no money. The robber cried and said that I am also a railway worker, and my salary is low. My sister has a good work permit. There are robbers in front of her, and she is also a railway worker. She didn't rob her own people.

(2) I regret being a Taoist, my spirit is about to collapse, and the cadres are cruel and heartless. I suffer every day: being a fart official seems to be in the traditional era: I know nothing about business and can only calculate official positions. My head rang when I met the director's coquetry.

(3) Shanglian: Listening to dogs barking and looking at donkey faces will increase tasks and reduce wages.

Downward: pay attention to transportation, ensure safety, and withdraw from the station at the end of the road.

Horizontal criticism: the branch is also finished.

(4) If you accidentally mix into the road, it is futile for the prodigal son to turn back. The young man is in a mess now. He suffered a foreign invasion in Lufu, and bigger things have to be held. He has to queue up for the last shift, earn some money, pay taxes, and sleep alone with his wife at home.

(5) The night before the boar and the sow, the boar found that the sow was not a pig and angrily denounced who did it. The sow lowered her head, blushed and said shyly, Director Sao Qing did it.

(6) Seven ways for railway workers to die: safety regulations kill you, people-oriented coax you to death, jerk director kills you, sick hospital kills you, incentive mechanism cheats you, performance distribution annoys you, and Theory of Three Represents Theory annoys you.

(7) Ten railway modernizations: aristocratic leadership, employee slavery, complicated interpersonal relationships, overtime work, unpaid work, confidential performance, internalization of competition, regularization of inspection, and treatment of migrant workers: salary increase? * * * apotheosis

(8) Life of railway people: more tired than donkeys, stricter than prisons, getting up earlier than chickens, getting off work later than ladies, being better than grandchildren, earning less than migrant workers, looking better than anyone, and dying earlier than anyone.

(9) I have to suffer from learning every day. The section chief speaks by heart, the captain speaks by ear, the secretary makes up the official, the foreman organizes the following sleeping, and the rules and regulations are proofread for three days. Everything is deducted for good reason. The revolution really hurts the spleen and stomach, and the salary is so low that one person cries.

(10) My son didn't go to school well. My father asked him to catch the carriage, but my son didn't bother to sleep secretly in the carriage. My dad rushed over and scolded: if you don't catch the carriage for me, I'll transfer you to Harbin Railway ... Before I finished, I saw my son pulling the carriage and running away!