I am a lovely writing child.

I am a child who likes to play tricks on people. I can make others happy when they are angry, unhappy and upset. This makes me a happy fruit in everyone's heart.

Once, I only got 88 points in my deskmate exam. She was very sad. I looked at it, rolled my eyes and said, "What's so sad? How good your exam results are! " "She paused and looked at me inexplicably. I said, "88 means rich. Your family has a bumper harvest this year. " She smiled and said thank you.

Another time, I had dinner with my family. I saw that everyone just ate and didn't talk, and the atmosphere was a bit dull. I remembered a joke and told everyone, "I have a very interesting joke. Do you want to hear it? " Everyone said "yes" with one voice, and I began to speak. "A driver was driving a taxi in the middle of the night, and a woman in white with long hair got on the taxi. She asked the driver to take him to the cemetery. The driver drives suspiciously. The driver looked back while driving, ah! The woman left, the driver stepped on the brake and the woman came out. The driver started driving again and the man disappeared. As soon as she braked, she came out again So many times, finally arrived at the cemetery. The woman's face was covered with blood, and the driver was scared out of his mind. I only heard the woman say, "I said, big brother, why did you brake as soon as I tied my shoelaces?" "Everyone smiled and praised my interesting speech.

Things like this are too numerous to mention. How's it going? Am I everyone's pistachio?