Funny text messages for Valentine's Day on February 14th

I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

I was in a car accident, my waist was sprained, and you were the driver - I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you!

I fell in love with you at first sight, two words Not to mention hugging you, coming to you every three days, no one kissing you everywhere, marrying you within five days, and not being separated for sixty years!

I just want to say to you on Valentine’s Day. : It’s impossible that I don’t love you: It’s unreasonable that I don’t love you: I don’t miss you, which is even more unjust than Dou E: If I don’t send you a text message, it will be struck by lightning.

You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your fluffy hand! Love! Let us walk upright!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, Give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly girl's love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, pockmarks can also shine!

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, and a feeling called unspeakable. , there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and an idiot will read it all.

Read it and you owe me a hug; delete it and owe me a kiss; save it and owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. Choose!

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; bake you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

If one day you think of the people who once loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, I will definitely be dead by then!

I am lonely every day because I miss you, I am lonely every night because I miss you, and I am always sad because I don’t have you. I feel sad every moment because I love you. Make me obsessed with you all day long, don't let me meet you, otherwise you will be shot

Missing notice: A certain woman is slim, extraordinary-looking, gentle and lovely; she will always be in my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. I am willing to pay you with a diamond ring!

Looking for a person: A certain woman has an elegant temperament, is gentle and beautiful, smart and kind, and will always stay in my heart. If anyone knows her whereabouts, please contact me immediately. I am willing to pay you with a rose! .

Oh! My dear, let me tell you, on Valentine's Day a thousand years ago, I didn't go home. You thought I was fooling around, so don't bother me, because there were no text messages at that time. So I have to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

I miss you, I can no longer imagine your appearance. The night god pulled off the black face; you are happy in your heart; the text messages are full of love, running from afar, sketching out A pair of red eyes that miss you.

On this day, there is no lover in Valentine's Day! When this special day is coming, what I want is - I don't want a lover, I want a wife.

How many people are laughing on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed buns are expensive and steamed buns are expensive. If you have roasted pork ribs, you can throw away both. Happy Valentine's Day!

It's another day when I have to see you. Don't bother me. It's troublesome for you, but it's even more troublesome for me. It's even more troublesome for two people to be together. But it seems more troublesome to be alone at home and listen to my parents nagging me on February 14th. Alas! Wait for you.

I lost sleep because of you in the lonely night, and I lost the mood to dream. But it’s not that I haven’t had dreams since then, but I still have you in my dreams! Meeting you is purely God’s will, falling in love with you wholeheartedly, and loving you bitterly. Never regret, you will be satisfied only when you get it.

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