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What words do you hate the most when chatting?
When chatting, I have met many people who don’t know how to chat. These words they said made me hate it 100%, 1000%:
The first type: "Oh"
When chatting with people, sometimes you happily send a lot of words to others, what do you want to share with them, but they respond to you with the word "oh" domineeringly? , I felt like I was singing a one-man show, I was confused and embarrassed, and I didn’t know how to continue with these words.
Second type: "Hehe"
There is a saying called "Chat ends at Hehe", I think it makes sense. When I’m chatting with someone, it’s clear that what I’m talking about is not funny and I’m not telling any jokes, but the other person replies “haha” to me. Why does it sound like he’s sneering? As soon as I saw this, I couldn’t continue the conversation and didn’t want to talk. If I were talking about Xiaohu, you would die if you used "haha".
The third type: "Would you like to date?"
There are often "people nearby" who will ask "if you want to date" as soon as they come, and ask you for a MB date.
The fourth type: "Where are you from?" "How old are you?"
Many people like to ask where they are from, how old they are this year, what they do for a living, and who they are dating. What are you doing? Wait. How boring do you have to be? Are you checking your household registration here? It’s none of your business where I live. It’s none of your business how old I am and whether I found a partner? Can we have a good chat? If everyone keeps asking questions like you, can I still have a pleasant chat?
The fifth type: "Are you there?"
I think this kind of question is idiotic, and I don't even have the desire to reply. If you have anything to say, just say it directly, just in case. I'm telling you, if you confess your love to me, should I agree or not? You borrow money from me, should I lend it or not?
Sixth type: "Have you eaten?"
You don't care whether I have eaten or not, why are you asking so many questions if you don't treat me? What? Do you care about me? My husband and I haven't had lunch in the afternoon. Since you care about me, tell me, please tell me where to eat. Just have some meat. My husband and I are both free!
Category 7: Chatting with obscene people
I hate chatting with obscene people. I especially hate it when people I don’t know are chatting with obscene people.
Are you not satisfied with your desires? Are you lonely? Go to Moubao and buy something to comfort yourself. It is available for both men and women. You can relieve loneliness as much as you want! Don't come in front of me and pretend to be knowledgeable, otherwise it won't be a problem for you if I become obscene.
For the time being, the things listed above are what I hate the most! !
Many people don’t chat well, and they have to chat to death to be happy! I'm happy even if you fight with me! You don’t have to chat with me, but can you please stop ruining my chat mood like this?
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