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Title: "Self-hanging Southeast Branch"

Type: online songs

Singing: Dia

Composer: Bao Bida

Lyrics:

Young and frivolous, not working hard (not losing weight in January)

Why don't you hang the Southeast Branch yourself?

Sing this door last year today.

Lotus flowers are particularly bright and dazzling in the sun.

The current flew down 3,000 feet

People grow up and hate water growing in the East.

Days of wine and roses

Don't go to the west next year.

You might as well have long hair and set sail for fun tomorrow.

I hate Jiangnan in Li Jiang.

On an island in the stream.

When the moon rises to the top of the willow tree

Sitting alone in a blue boat

If you ask me how much my sadness has increased.

Instead, he said: beautiful autumn, Luo.

The flight of pigeons

The cold wind in early spring

How many fallen flowers are there?

Today's youth will be old tomorrow.

After the rain in Nianbai, the southeast branch hangs on the empty mountain.

But you expand your horizons by 300 miles and hang on the southeast branch.

But I haven't heard from my relatives or friends in the southeast.

Since the world can't answer our desire, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

There are still branches of Ao Shuang in the autumn wind and morning wind.

How long will it take Lian Po to turn over?

An almond emerged from the wall, and I raised my glass to ask the bright moon.

An almond came out of the wall again, and I suddenly remembered home.

Under the hedge of chrysanthemum picking, an apricot emerged from the wall.

As soon as Houmen went deep into the sea, n red apricots went out of the wall

The branches of Maxiao Xiaoxiong apricot are full of spring.

Peach died, leaving a belated photo among the flowers.

Singing red apricots on the edge of the sun, leaning against the clouds

Quiet man

Head held high and left home with a smile.

No one knows that the south has sent litchi fresh fruit.

Wolong and Pegasus are not generals now, they are dust.

Beautiful women are singing and dancing in the tent curtain.

The great writer's bones are your brushes, in heaven school.

At this time, having children is better than nothing.

Ten thousand volumes of poems and books.

The paper fell like a cloud.

A thousand words flowed from the pen.

Every word must be without allusions.

Off topic, if Wan Li is idle.

Nianbai's grandfather and mother heard that the woman came to carry herself into the pool.

Sister Mei Wen came to hang the southeast branch herself.

I heard my sister coming, and her voice was interrupted ... and then she reluctantly answered.

You can tell whether you are a man or a woman by looking at a thousand fingers coldly.

Shoot the tiger, see Sun Lang's heart broken at the sight of knowing you.

Put a pear tree around him and crush the begonia.

Yelaishi asked where you were going, and why did the prefect of Xuancheng know?

Dangerous building 100 feet high Xuancheng House, do you know?

As a symbol of our love, does Xuancheng magistrate know him?

This Jiujiang official. My blue sleeves are wet by Xuancheng, you know?

Red crisp hands will bring wine. If you don't mind, I'll rest.

Rain, wind and sudden youth are not reserved for teenagers.

Dongfeng didn't go with Zhou Lang, so he planted Evodia rutaecarpa everywhere, one less person.

Sometimes in the middle of the night, she dreams of her own victory, just the dream of an idle person, and never dreams of the king.

There were other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty pestles were ground into embroidery needles.

Tell her eternal sorrow, but before he conquered, he was dead.

All love can't stop reeds, oranges and bayberry from opening for the second time.

Dying from illness, I sat up and asked the guest where he was from with a smile.

The emperor, from then on, abandoned his early hearing and drew Zhou Yu's quick eye.

From then on, the emperor gave up his early hearing, and I woke up happily in this spring morning.

Married to the rich and the emperor, and since then, he gave up his early hearing for no reason.

From then on, the emperor gave up his early hearing. She brushed the strings, twisted them slowly, swept them and dialed them.

A line of egrets rose into the sky on the ancient road outside Changting

Fight to cross the frightened forest and make the height tremble.

The road is blocked, and the length is not as long as that of a high sleeper.

It's almost as difficult for friends to meet, so it's better to lie down and eat more.

I'm driving in the tomb of Leyou, so I might as well lie higher and eat more.

It is better to lie high and eat more than to sit in the maple forest at night.

Thinking of You You, hating You You's independent small buildings with sleeves.

Do you know whether to share eternal sadness with you?