This English speech is about 150 words with Chinese meaning.

The landlord can tell an English joke, which Kaiser3344 provides as follows:

The first day as a taxi driver

A taxi passenger patted the driver on the shoulder and asked him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, almost hit a bus, rushed onto the sidewalk and stopped a few centimeters from a shop window.

The passenger patted the taxi driver on the shoulder and asked a question. The driver shouted and the car lost control. He almost hit a bus, got on the sidewalk, and finally hit the shop window a few centimeters before stopping.

The driver said, "Listen, man, don't do that again." You surprised me! The passenger apologized and said, I didn't expect to scare you like this with a pat. The driver replied, I'm sorry, it's really not your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I have been driving a funeral car for 25 years.

The driver said, dude, don't do this again. You killed me in a tourist trap! The passenger said apologetically, I didn't expect to be so scared just by patting you. The driver said, sorry, it's not all your fault. Today is my first day driving a taxi. I have been driving a funeral car for 25 years.