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What are the classic lines in Big Man?
Second, we have a saying in China, that is, early death and early birth. If you have a bad life in this life and are reborn in the next life, bad things will become good things.
Third, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive.
Fourth, people who want to make money from e-commerce are idiots. The website wants to take money, but it doesn't have the heart to let the children catch wolves. Hire a few swearing gunmen at a high salary. Find more cultural celebrities as targets, and whoever fires will be destroyed. What does the website rely on? It depends on the click rate! The click-through rate went up, and so did the next family (children). How much money you throw in 10 (children) and sell it directly to the next family (children). I also tell you that if someone talks about buying horses (children), they will cash out, and you will never talk about giving you stocks! If you are interested, you can invest 8 million to10 million. Dare not say more, I guarantee that you earn 100 million a year! Really! I said dollars.
Fifth, we must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. The elevator will go straight to home, and the minimum size of the apartment is 400 square meters. Broadband, optical cable, satellite, whatever you can connect him to. There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool in the building. There is an English housekeeper in the building, wearing a wig and very gentleman.
As soon as the host comes in, no matter what happens, he must say, "Sir, can I help you?" what can I do for you? The perfect English cockney accent is twice as decent. ?
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