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Special envoy Li Ke was humiliated.
Facing the urgent desire of Qi people to move eastward, Duke Jing of Jin, the literati association and Ke were all worried, so the State of Jin sent Ke, who was then a strategist, to Qi.
As a result, this trip not only failed to achieve harmony between the two countries, but intensified contradictions.
Xi Ke has a hunchback and walks with a limp. His walking posture in the court of Qi is not very good-looking, and it is quite funny. At this time, Qi Qinggong's mother saw Ke's embarrassment behind the curtain. "Haha ..." She laughed out loud. Xi Ke, who has a strong self-esteem, was laughed at by a woman and became very angry. When he came out, he said angrily, "If I don't take this revenge, I won't be able to cross the Yellow River in my life." So he arranged for Luan to handle some foreign affairs and returned home early.
In Historical Records, there is a more detailed description of the situation at that time: on the way to Linzi, I happened to meet Lu's father, Sun Hangfu, the ambassador of the country, and they went to see Qi together. So the three teams went hand in hand and came to the court of Qi State to meet Qi Qinggong. The humorous Qi Qinggong saw the joke at a glance and went back to tell it to his mother. So her mother agreed to see the joke the next day, and Qi Qinggong began to direct a practical joke ... The next day, Qi Qinggong arranged for a hunchbacked attendant to lead a hunchbacked Dick, a kidnapper to lead a slightly lame Hangfu, and a cyclops attendant to lead a blind grandson to court. In the court of Qi, everyone laughed. The three envoys were outraged when they realized that they had been teased by Qi Huangong, so they agreed that one day we would take revenge together.
Back in the state of Jin, I really can't forget the great humiliation I suffered in the state of Qi. This shadow has been hanging over my head. Xi repeatedly proposed a crusade against Qi to Duke Jing of Jin. Duke Jing of Jin expected that the time was not ripe and never agreed. But his special envoy, a senior minister of a country, was humiliated and damaged the national system. Duke Jing of Jin is ready to fight against Qi. Ke also proposed: I want to take my family's pro-soldiers and finish with Qi. Duke Jing of Jin also disagreed. So he moped all day, acted irrationally, completely lost his previous shrewdness and wisdom, and even led the powerful family behind him to create some infighting that made the people of Jin state frightened. The atmosphere of the Jin court was very tense, and the ruling literati were even more worried.
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