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Who has an ancient novel about women abusing men?
It's been written for a long time, and the following brief introduction is to fight for wives for one's own people: the man Ali is so poor ~ ~ ~ describes a virtual society in which women respect each other. Ali is the most pitiful man I have ever seen. Since childhood, he has been treated as a slave, punching and kicking, often starving for several days and doing heavy work. His master was furious, was beaten to pieces, and was finally sold to a military camp as a military prostitute (female society). When the male owner 15 years old, Ali, who was naked, was bought home from the slave market by the female flower 12 years old. Ali was surprised to find that its owner did not covet its beauty, but took care of it, instead of ravaging it like its previous owner. He likes his wife's adult, but why didn't she force him to sleep on the day when his wife 12 died, but slept quietly all night? Are you disgusted that he is no longer a virgin? No, the wife is not like this! But my wife, why do you want me to be a man? Shouldn't a man snuggle up to a woman and have children for her? Ali really wants to have a baby for you ~ ~ ~ but it seems that it feels good to be a man! No matter what other men think, as long as my wife is happy! Imagine the consternation of modern men snuggling in women's arms, and you can think of the embarrassment when Ali was forced to be a man. Please look at me through the door: ★★★★★★★ Good-looking article, too good-looking, too good-looking wife ~ ~ earned enough tears ~ ~ Although the hostess is not good either. On the bus, why did you accidentally see a thief stealing someone else's purse? She was full of sympathy and deliberately reminded others, but the thief found out. Why should I get off the bus as soon as I get scared, but I am targeted by thieves. The thief kissed her without saying anything! ~ ~ ~ (why? See for yourself ~) Not long after that, thieves came to get in her trouble, ruined her business, made her lose her job, and repeatedly wiped her oil. Doesn't he think it's oil? So, why did you help him angrily named "Silver Hair"? Only in the end did I know that Yinmao was actually a valuable son with a rebellious nature. Being a thief is to bet with other hooligans who steal the most money. Silver hair is super handsome and crazy! When she complained that heaven was unfair and "jumped off a building" (she didn't want to jump off a building at all), she found a child about 10 years old, so she drove away the hooligans with a trick and brought the thin child home. Name him "He Ran". Why are you surprised to find out? It's amazing! Although He Ran is thin, he is a super handsome boy of 15 years old! At this time, why should we be content? With such a handsome and clever child as a "son", she won't worry about marrying or not. But did He Ran regard her as "mommy"? Always be a "lover" ~ ~ He Ran always remembers a joke about why: "Why", "He Ran" and "Must" be together forever! "At this time, the silver hair is particularly kind, and often helps to drive away the local ruffians who come to make trouble. Suddenly, I feel that the silver hair is actually not bad. I had a fight, and Yinmao was injured. There was nothing I could do. Why did you bring silver hair home? When he happily ran to open the door to meet why, he found out why a man came back with a camel. He was so jealous that he and why the world was broken by the man in front of him. What do you think of him? In order to show his exclusive right to Yinmao, he always deliberately made out with Yinmao, slept in his arms and kissed him good night. Why do you just think that He Ran is a child, seeking maternal love? And Yinmao knows that this is a man's jealousy. Why is it "dangerous" to give a few suggestions? Pay attention to him, why not take it seriously. One day, why were you accidentally hit by a car? The owner threw out10 million, saying that he could take it away if he married him. Why don't you know why men in their thirties marry themselves? The man didn't say why, so he didn't take it seriously But a few months later, He Ran's mother found He Ran and forced her to take it home. Why did you find that He Ran's mother turned out to be your enemy! He Ran was abused by his mother since childhood, resulting in He Ran 15 years old and the child 10 years old. So, why do you want to ask her for custody of He Ran? He Ran's mother said to give her 10 million yuan and give her custody. Suddenly, why did I think of a car accident, so I was anxious to find the owner and promised to marry him. Such a ridiculous marriage. When she gave the money to He Ran's mother, He Ran's mother said that she was just joking and ignored her, but He Ran knew why she got married. He Ran, I don't know why, fell in love with He Ran, thinking why she didn't want him, left angrily, ignored why she didn't care, and was secretly injured alone ~ At the same time, why did she live in the castle as an ancient lady? She was surprised to find that her husband's son turned out to be Yinmao, whose real name was Gujin. At the same time, He Ran grew up bit by bit. A few months later, he was even taller than why. He is much more mature than before, like a thoughtful man, but his eyes are always full of melancholy. When he knew why he wanted to marry him, he was very hurt, and he also knew why he had been wronged. Kujin didn't tell me why he couldn't live to be 23 and why he broke up silently for the future. Why do you feel sad? I went to another city and worked hard for a year and a half. My fat figure became thinner and thinner bit by bit and became a super beauty. I also met Jiang Zhier, who I secretly loved, and me, who I secretly loved 18 years ago. (eighteen years old, so handsome, Uber type, so gentle. ) So, why do you want to live with eighteen? When He Ran knew why he wanted to live with the age of eighteen, he was heartbroken, but he didn't give up. When I was on a business trip in London, I knocked down my colleague who wanted to invade her, took her unconscious to the guest room, told her what she thought, and then spent the happiest month of my life. ..... Finally, knowing the reason, why did he marry Kuching? He Ran, who is infatuated, is crazy. After defeating his vicious mother, he used his shares to attack Kuching's enterprises crazily. Make a scene with Kujin at the wedding and drive a sports car into the auditorium. He knows why it is unnecessary, he can't live, and he will die in front of why. There was a loud noise and the sports car broke. He Ran, wearing a white tuxedo but covered in blood, climbed out of the sports car, climbed onto Why, grabbed Why's calf with his hand, and muttered, "Why ... Why ... Why ..." Next, see for yourself. Enough introduction ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid the world won't be chaotic: ★★★★★★ ★ hilarious modern urban literature, one woman and four husbands! Love Tang Hong, it seems that White Lake, Duan Yi and Anqing are also good! Abuse of men ~ ~ ~ heartless woman was dumped for the first time ~ ~. I cried and understood a truth: snot is salty. Being dumped for the second time. I smiled and understood a philosophy: men are mean. Dumped for the third time. I said, "I have always attached great importance to feelings, so when you get married, remember to indicate divorce in the column of marital status." "The fourth time was dumped. I said, "Men are like shoes, but they dragged me on a cheap trip to the flea market. Now, your smelly leather shoes are automatically taken off the shelf, which is also a pity to take care of my depression that I can't wear high heels for several days in a row. "The nth time was dumped. He said, "Please be merciful and let me live! "Who is the soldier, who is the robber? The explosion started! (Author's original) "The peerless martial arts are really played; The technology of controlling men has been abandoned. " (Author's original words) "It turns out that it is so easy to get rid of a man. It turns out that being a bad woman is so pleasant. " (Author's original words)
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