I remember a post about two classic love poems. The poem is beautiful, and then there are many sentences, all of which are said by A.

Classic dialogue lines, jokes and poems are the funniest.

Source: Cui Xiaogang's C K log.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

I'm glad many people came. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay.

Listen to crosstalk 20, hush 16 thousand, and then ask for more money with a smile.

Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

The traditional crosstalk left by the old man has more than 1000 segments. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

On a frosty night, Jiang Feng sleeps in a fishing fire. You have to buy a ticket to enter Hanshan Temple outside Gusu. ...

Old vines and faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital. ..... Don't go to the hospital with a broken intestine! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Law-abiding and melancholy, strong beam and night singing, riding a mule and hurting people, honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

Walking, hey, there is a question mark in front, Liu Bei jumped up and down, hey ~ a mushroom came out, and Liu Bei grew taller after eating it. Go ahead, another question mark. When you touch it, a flower will come out. After eating the flowers, Liu Bei raised his hand and fired bullets "toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot"!

Then everyone can eat, and everyone is like pancakes all day long. You can make pancakes, rolls, steamed bread and bibimbap. That thing is porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, slip two Jin of cakes and get ready to drink. ...

There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

I want steak, not beef. I love onions. Put more onions!

I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I won't know until I check. I dropped my pedal. ...

Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Anyway, it's okay to sit with the G8 and swear! Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " ..... regardless of the law, I would have killed him! Can't understand foreign language crosstalk ...

We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The director arranged applause. Once on stage, today, wow ~ ~, we, wow ~ ~, for everyone, wow ~ ~, say a picture, wow ~ ~, sound, wow ~ ~, wow ~ ~, (Cheerful: a word and a drum! ) "bad", wow ~ ~, clap if it is not good! ?

Tongxian county is an inalienable part of our territory.

Six grenades are one yuan. I'll throw you one hundred yuan first.

"Your name is Yu Yu ..." "Yu Qian!" Oh, yes! Sorry, I don't watch "When the Rule of Law is in Progress". "

Corporal James, American five-star general.

Nothing can stop his door, nothing can stop his lock, only the bank security lock. He can find a celery and poke it open.

President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui.

You haven't met my wife, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

Take out a golden pen, dazzling, cold and frightening.

This plane is also diesel.

"Excuse me, uncle, how can I get to America?" "Ask the village chief!" "He doesn't know Doyle. From a botanical point of view, he doesn't know Doyle. "

The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

There are twenty people standing in front of the White House, men and women, and all the bags are ready-reporter! I have to be careful what I say. I don't want to be caught by them and embarrass China people. Next, the gang came over: "Master, would you like a plate?" Sell! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery in the White House with a banner below it: Everyone is responsible for family planning.

What is a golden bell jar and what is iron underpants are hanging out.

Following the teacher's instruction, every time I hear your righteous words, my heart swells, hoping to find an evil force to die with him.

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

One day, the master came down the mountain to wash his hair and happened to meet the daughter of his young confidante. From the moment I met her, the master knew that his Jianghu career was over. Destined to leave these days when white clothes come and go like snow, the old man resolutely put on a wig and went to secularization at the age of 80.

If two kinds of feelings are interdependent, it is not pork and pork.

How many stops is Tieling from America?

The house where we live is full of holes. When it rains, it will kill us. It's raining outside, and it's raining outside. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets. ...

You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you will live to death.

Now is the long-awaited advertising time.

Don't you want to drink good tea? Our shoe store specializes in Yunguicha. ...

There is a cross talk of 140 people in the Spring Festival Evening. ...

Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school, he was named the most familiar face in the whole school. The new teacher came and asked me for inside information. ...

It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket.

If nothing else, cross talk is educational. Why? Acrobatics, fifteen people riding a bicycle, you violate the traffic rules, you know!

Open it, it's all money! Treasure, the smallest diamond is only half a catty. ...

"Buy a bottle of mineral water and have a drink-fake!" "How fake? It is mixed with water! "

I also bought a good car-Alto! Fifty carriages are strung together with iron wire and drive like a train.

The young man looks like an actor with his face covered. ...

Do you want to listen, do you want to listen or do you want to listen? I will never insist!

The love between Simon and Jinlian is sincere.

If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

The girl looked back and combed her four hairs.

Don't throw away this false tooth, it is still useful. Tie a stick to it as a tickle.

What's your name? Ah! What's your name? Stop it! Saying it is a curse!

The armpit smells of cumin.

His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... this grandson is frozen!

Interpol appeared on the scene. There was a body, torn to pieces. The captain said, "Qian Er, what do you think?" "It must be suicide!"

The sage taught us not to touch the master's dry food.

I also want to buy a plasma TV. Please ask a friend to leave me one. The size of a wall! Big TV, Motorola brand! ... no one is watching, and the TV is ringing: the TV you are watching is out of service!

I am a second-hand scientist!

"The first part is' the wind blows the waves on the water', and what is the second part?" "You are so stubborn, you can't make a copy and post it over there."

Pingju actors should be younger ... the old lady looks like Altman after painting makeup. ......

When President Bush saw me, he said, "What happened to the mud? What happened to the mud? You son of a bitch ... ""Why does Bush smell like that? " "He hired a Henan tutor and thought he was learning Mandarin. "

Four pounds of perfume smells like stealing sheep dung.

Go your own way and say who you want.

Catch a toad and squeeze out melatonin.

"I just smoke a little more frequently. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. A grind one's teeth and stamp one's feet, from then on ... ""Quit smoking? " "Don't watch this program."

Prejudice found the police. "Excuse me, do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The police are very happy. "I'm looking for him too!" "

Wen can write to secure the world, ride horses to make Kun, meet women on the kang and wear shoes on the kang.

Rogues know martial arts and no one can stop them.

Thank God for giving me a pot-stewed fire, and that grandson took it away for me.