Who knows this joke? Tell me about it.

During the inspection and acceptance, the rodent control leading group found that there were few traces of rodents in a maternity hospital, and intended to promote its experience. Team leader: "Excuse me, how do you kill rats?" Doctor: "We regularly put birth control pills where mice may pass."

C: "You bought a ticket for the local express. How can you take an express train? You have to make up the ticket. "

Passenger: "why do you have to make up the ticket?" You can drive slowly. I have no money to make up the ticket, but I have plenty of time. "

"Waiter, I have chewed this fried pork chop for 10 minutes!"

"Don't worry! Sir, your train was three hours late! "

A man is traveling in the mountains. He took a fancy to a rabbit skin hat in the home of an hunter in the mountains and said to the hunter, "I like this hat very much." I wonder if rabbit skin is afraid of water? "

The Orion said, "Of course not. When have you ever seen a rabbit open an umbrella? "

Someone is so crowded on the bus that they want to throw up. He quickly reached into his pocket and felt for his handkerchief. When he found a hand in it, he grabbed it and shouted, "You thief, I caught you!" "

Hearing this, the man grabbed him with his hand and shouted at him, "You are a thief. What are you doing reaching in? " ? Or do you want to bite? "

When they quarreled, a fat man sandwiched between them laughed, "Stop arguing, and both of you take your hands out of my pockets, okay?"

A man was driving on a rugged mountain when he suddenly found a young man running hard after being chased by three vicious dogs, so he stopped the car, pushed open the door and shouted to the young man, "Come on up!" " "

The young man gasped and said, "Thank you! That's very kind of you. People will not give me a lift when they see me with three dogs. "

Three accountants and three engineers went to other places for a meeting. Three accountants bought three train tickets, while three engineers bought only one ticket. The three accountants were puzzled and asked three engineers, who said, "Just get on the bus." ....

Six people got on the train, three accountants sat in their seats, and three engineers hid in the toilet in the trunk. Shortly after the train started, the ticket inspector went to each seat to check tickets. Finally, I went to the toilet and knocked at the door and said, "Ticket collection!" " "

The toilet door opened a crack and a ticket was handed out. ....

Six people are going back to the local area after a meeting in the field. The accountant thought the engineer had done a good job, so he only bought a ticket. But this time the engineer didn't buy a ticket!

The accountants were puzzled again and asked, "Why didn't you buy a ticket this time?"

The engineer said, "You will know when you get on the bus." ....

Six people got on the train and three accountants hid in the toilet at one end of the trunk.

Three engineers are hiding in the toilet at the other end. Shortly after the train started, an engineer went to the door of the toilet where three accountants were hiding and knocked at the door and said, "Ticket collection!" "

A man can't read, but he is quite vain. One day, when he was traveling, he got a newspaper in the carriage and pretended to read it. Unfortunately, he held the newspaper upside down. "Hello," a passer-by asked him, "What's the news in the newspaper?" . He replied, "Something happened again! You see, the cars in the photo are all with their wheels facing the sky. "

When the ship was about to sink, the first mate advised several times, but several businessmen from different countries refused to dive in life jackets. The captain had to go out in person. After a while, the captain came back and said, "They all jumped."

"How did you get them to jump?" The first mate asked.

"I use psychology. I told the British that it was physical exercise, and he jumped; I told the French that it was very chic; For the Germans, this is an order; For the Soviets, this is a revolutionary action. "

"Then how did you get the Americans to jump?"

"I told him that he was insured.