Any jokes that are super deceptive?

1. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she walked over and whispered: "Be careful!" The patient smiled and said: "Baby." 2. A company was recruiting, and the next person to be interviewed was The girl's English name is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off his English proficiency and shouted: "Hi! It's your turn for the one named 'Chun'!" 3. Civilian: Are there any soldiers in the army? Army: Yes, how can we do it without military discipline? People: Really! Do you have to pay? Military: How much money do you need? Our military disciplines are all handed down from above. A little joke: Four mice are bragging; A: I eat mice poison as candy every day; B: If I don’t step on mice for a day, my feet will itch; C: I don’t feel safe on the street a few times a day without looking at the street. Person; D: It’s getting late. Go home and hug the cat! There was a photo published in the newspaper: an old man was playing with birds in the sunset, holding a birdcage in his hand. What does the picture say? BR> After driving away Wukong, Tang Monk encountered a monster again. He had to recite a tight spell to call Wukong back to save his life. Soon a voice came from the air: Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area, please wait a moment. Try again later. A farmer raised a pig and fed it bran every day. The Animal Protection Association found out and fined it 10,000 yuan. The farmer switched to feeding orchids and roses, and was fined 10,000 yuan by the Plant Protection Association. One day someone came to inspect and asked him what to feed the pig. The farmer said: I don’t know what to feed the pig, so I had to give it 100 yuan every day and let it go out to eat by itself. A driver knocked down an old man with his car. The driver hurriedly stretched his head to see what was going on. , the old man was shocked when he saw it. He was dying and said: "Brother, you still want to reverse the car." In junior high school, a mathematics teacher was talking about equation transformations. He rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted loudly: Attention, students! I'm going to transform! ... The Chinese teacher taught a lesson about Chibi, talking about Cao's soldiers trampling on each other on Huarong Road, and lamented: Abortion is terrible...