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What are the classic jingles sold by train?
Part I: Peanut and melon seed mineral water
Part II: Beer, beverage and eight-treasure porridge.
Horizontal batch: Come on, take your legs back.
Secondly, paragraph 2
"Men are handsome or not, all by belt. The belt is not worn out and left to the next generation. "
"Decline, mainly depends on the belt. Whether you can have the next generation depends on whether you buy my belt or not. Buy my belt and carry on the family line. "
"The original China People's Liberation Army military belt has now been converted to civilian use!"
Thirdly, paragraph 3.
"Quick-drying towel, the fighter in the towel, is better than a hair dryer, and washing is only thirty dollars! Thirty dollars, you can't marry a wife to build a house. If you don't spend money, you are sorry for the society ... If you compare ordinary towels to guns, then quick-drying towels are AK47. Now this AK47 is only ten dollars! "
Fourth, paragraph 4
Some women say a man's face is the thickest thing in the world. In fact, this is not the case. A man's beard is the hardest and thickest thing in the world because it can penetrate the thickest face in the world.
Verb (abbreviation of verb) paragraph 5
"The mobile phone has electricity and feelings are online. The mobile phone is dead, and love is disconnected. If you want to connect, charge it immediately ... charging treasure, does anyone want to charge it? "
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