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Undiscovered Potential Once upon a time, there was a man who came home after working the night shift. Because I was in a hurry, I chose a trail and passed a cemetery on the way. I didn't know who dug a big hole next to the cemetery, and the man happened to fall into the hole.

He climbed up desperately, but he couldn't climb up no matter how he climbed. At this time, another person passed by and fell into the hole. That person also climbed up desperately, and then fell into the hole first. The man in the cave patted the man on the shoulder and said, "Don't bother. I've climbed several times before I could climb up."

The man yelled, jumped out of the hole, and escaped.

The humor of things going to extremes

1. The medicine that cures one disease is a good medicine, the medicine that cures many diseases is a painkiller, and the medicine that cures all diseases is a fake medicine. What cures the disease is poison.

2. The speed of information dissemination: newspapers are not as good as TV, TV is not as good as radio, radio is not as good as the Internet, and the Internet is not as good as a woman’s mouth.

3. It is the employee who admits his mistake immediately when he makes a mistake; it is the director who keeps silent when he makes a mistake; it is the manager who can find a reason for making a mistake; it is the general manager who does not admit his mistake when he makes a mistake; it is the general manager who does not admit his mistake when he makes a mistake. I kept saying yes, that was the chairman.

4. One monk needs a bucket of water, two monks need a load of water, 3 monks need a tank of water, 10 monks need to dig a well, and 1,000 monks need to build a well. In a water plant, the monks who use water do not know how to save water, so water from the south has to be diverted from the north.

5. A skinny woman weighing 50 kilograms is losing weight, a sexy woman weighing 60 kilograms is losing weight, a voluptuous woman weighing 70 kilograms is losing weight, and a scary woman weighing 100 kilograms is also losing weight. Women who weigh 200 kilograms no longer lose weight, they are applying for the "Guinness World Record".

1. It was my first time to roast chicken feet. The recipe said to add star anise, but I couldn’t find any change, so I added 1 yuan. Don't ask why, if you have money, you are willful!

2. Now I drink yogurt and only lick the top, eat instant noodles and only drink soup, give away the cell phone after putting on the film, take out the potato chips and throw them away, lick my fingers, and go to high-end shopping places to order food. I take selfies without eating. I only eat the two heaviest items from a bottle of Yida! No way, you are rich and willful!

3. Yesterday, I went to a fortune teller to do some calculations. The master said that I could live to be 83 years old or even longer. After doing the math, I rode an electric scooter home. It was a joyful ride, and I didn’t care about the traffic lights. I lived a long life and was so willful.

4. I was surprised when I met a beggar giving money to another beggar on the street, so I asked him: "As a beggar, why do you still help others?"

He said: "No reason, I am willful when I have money."

5. I just bought fish at the vegetable market, grass carp 39 yuan and sea bass 18 yuan, the boss lady said 39 + 18 yuan 47 yuan,

I I was stunned for a moment, but I paid decisively without any bargaining. I am rich and willful!

6. I went to buy melon seeds today

Me: How much does it cost per pound?

Boss: 8 yuan

Me: 7 yuan for it

Boss: One pound would be great

Me: Yes 7 yuan

Boss: Why?

Me: Willful! ! !

Boss: I won’t sell it anymore.

Me: Why?

Boss: Be willful!

Asking why, I am just too willful