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The other who crossed over to be the landlord
"Big flower! Lazy again! The skin itches, doesn't it? Wait for your father to come back and hit you! " There was a burst of Lu's curses in the room, which alarmed a magpie on the persimmon tree.
Although Lin was used to hearing this dog blood name, she was suddenly startled by her loud voice. She was reluctant to go to see persimmons, wiped her saliva and began to cut gourds.
"Chop you to death!" She cursed sullenly and split the gourd with a knife. When the gourd was picked, it was still very tender. Lin thought about it, dug it out with his hand and slammed it on the juicy wall. The sound caused a lot of yelling in the room, this time complaining about waking up her little brother, three-year-old Golden Egg.
Lin shrugged and ignored it. Lu is pregnant again, and her temper is worse than ever. Lin is used to it, just looking at the melon seeds glued to the wall, imagining that they can be eaten tomorrow after drying.
Damn it! Lin wiped her nose with her sleeve. What a nice day! As soon as the idea flashed through her mind, she looked around like a thief. The sun has risen, and it's a beautiful day. There is nothing unusual. Lin was relieved, chopped the gourd, scooped up the biting well water and threw it in the cauldron on the stove with a chill. After all this, she sat under the fire to catch her breath.
Three years! I've crossed over for three years!
The name Lin is the most proud work of her father who worked in the soil. When she was born, her father was squatting at the entrance of the village, listening to blind people telling stories and telling a dream of red mansions. As soon as he heard that his wife gave birth to a girl, he looked forward to his son Lin Laosan spitting heavily and stamping his feet.
"My surname is Lin, and I hope my girl will look better than Lin Daiyu in the future. Just call her Saiyu!"
From then on, Lin became a joke because she didn't surpass Lin Daiyu as dad hoped. Instead, more and more like the silly elder sister in a dream of red mansions. Although her IQ is better than that silly elder sister, it is a far cry from Lin Daiyu.
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