Guizhou dialect jokes, two-part allegorical sayings

A brother-in-law passed by a grave and saw a light like the legendary jack-o'-lantern! Laura was timid again, so she picked up a brick and cut it into several pieces. I only saw a jack-o'-lantern and another grave bag, which made me feel dark. Hey, I cut a brick and smashed it! Then this Hal heard someone decide: "Lila's mother, oh, work and management are not quiet!" " A cigarette will be hit by two bricks. "