Tell a few more jokes about 200 words that can be told to friends, with 10 as the title, thank you.

Classic joke: three turtles Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money. The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money. The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise. The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left. Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake. However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share. Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "Funny devil classmate (absolutely funny) has a classmate named Wang Qiang, and I have to write about him. Because he is so funny, and he looks very distinctive-he has a birthmark on his left nose, so his nose is half black and half white. It's hard for ordinary people to forget him after seeing him. Feature 1: When hooligans were very young, we studied together. There used to be many girls who loved to wear skirts (except me). He and several other boys in the class are particularly hooligans-lifting girls' skirts and pulling girls' pants. There is a beautiful girl who once had her pants ripped off by him. The next day, the girl's mother came to school and stripped his pants in public. To paraphrase his words, "People don't waste their youth"! Up to now, I have been embarrassing him about it. Feature 2: follow blindly (1). Later I sat at the same table with him. Once in an exam, he said to me, "Sister ~ ~ elder sister ~ ~ elder sister ~ ~, let me see your answer. "I couldn't stand his indecision, so I showed him the answer. Because the first question was covered by my notebook, he copied the answer to the second question into the first question, life. Later, the test paper was handed out, and as a result, he got a row of red XX. (2) It is also an exam, and he can't do one question. So he looked around. At that time, his seat was the best in the class (monitor at the front desk, deputy monitor at the back desk, me at the same table, and the study committee member on the left). Later, he found that the answers of the four of us were different, so he wrote an answer casually. After the test paper was handed out, I almost fainted because he wrote all four answers. Feature 3: Stand up (1). Some classmates and I went to the river near our school to pull some crabs. When I was studying by myself last night, I put a crab on the desk of the female classmate in front of me, and she cried. Wang Qiang advised her: "I'm sorry, I was going to teach it to go forward, but I didn't expect it to walk sideways and walk to you. Hey, lax discipline is all my fault. "I almost died laughing. (2). Once, I picked up a book and hit a male classmate, but I didn't expect to hit another classmate. The classmate roared, "Who hit me?" I glanced at Wang Qiang and he nodded and smiled at me. I thought he was going to stand up again, but I didn't expect him to say something that made me vomit blood: "Nobody did it! "Feature 4: Shouting blindly (1). We just finished learning Prime Minister Shili, and the teacher asked us to recite it, so from time to time we popped up a sentence, "It's gray ... In science class, the teacher talked about good weather:" It's gray. " ... "Wang Qiang shouted. The teacher roared, "Dead man!" Bang, a thick dictionary fell on his head. (2) In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "What were the ways to address me in ancient times?" The students replied, "I, Yu ..." Wang Qiang shouted, "I, I ~ ~ ~" The teacher ignored him and asked, "What else?" Wang Qiang shouted again: "Old woman, being original ~ ~ ~" The whole class was already laughing. Feature 5: nonsense (1). There is a beautiful girl in the class. Many boys have a crush on her. One morning, Wang Qiang came up to her with a ring and got down on one knee. With a graceful arc, the ring was accurately thrown into the bucket by her. Wang Qiang said: "Fortunately, this is not true. One dollar! "(2). A classmate shouted," Wang Qiang, please sing Don't Come Back in Autumn. " Wang Qiang went to the corner of the clinic, picked up a handle, put one foot on the stool and put his hand on his leg. Then I sang "Let ............... in Autumn" in imitation of the star who plays the guitar, which made me cry. Feature 6: after listening to a joke honestly, I have been laughing. He said, "Sister, will you please stop laughing?" I asked, "Why?" He said, "The third floor is coming soon! I said, "No way!" He said, "There's something I've wanted to say for a long time. When you cry, I want to laugh. " When you laugh, I have an impulse to cry! "

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