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Who is a catty of gold?
The following are the relevant chapters in The Journey to the West.
The forty-seventh time, the holy monk covered the sky at night, and Jin Mu saved the child with mercy.
He said that the king was leaning on the dragon bed, tears welled up, and he only cried until the night. Monkey stepped forward and said, "Why are you so confused? Looking at the remains of Taoist priests, one is a tiger, the other is a deer, and the sheep is an antelope. If you don't believe me, fish out the bone. Where would anyone have a skeleton like that? He is a fine mountain beast, bent on harming you, but afraid to do it, because he is still very lucky to see himself. If your luck drops in two years, he will kill you and give you all to him. Fortunately, I came early. What are you crying about except that the evil spirits saved your life? What a big cry! Quickly close Guan Wen and send me out. " When the king heard this, he realized. The civil and military officials shouted, "The deceased was really a white deer and a yellow tiger, and the fruit in the oil pan was sheep bones. You must listen to the holy monk. " The king said, "in that case, thank you, holy monk." It's getting late today. Please advise me and invite the holy monk to Zhiyuan Temple. Tomorrow morning, I will open the East Pavilion and ask Guanglu Temple to arrange a simple banquet to reward me. " The fruit is sent to the temple to rest. At the fifth watch of the next day, the king set up a court, gathered all the officials and sent a message: "Call the monks quickly and hang the doors." There was a big banquet in the wall. He rode out to the gate of Zhiyuan Temple and invited Sanzang and others to the East Pavilion for dinner. When the escaped monks heard about the list of recruited monks, they were all very happy. They all went to town to find Sun and expressed their small thanks to him. When the elder broke up, the king changed the official document, accompanied by the queen's concubines and two classes of civil and military officials, and sent him out of the DPRK. I saw monks kneeling by the roadside and saying, "Grandpa the Monkey King! I'm waiting for a monk who escaped from the beach life. I heard that grandpa swept away the evil spirits and saved us. My king made a list to recruit monks, so I came to pay a small dime to thank God. " Monkey said with a smile, "Are you here for geometry?" "Five hundred," said the monk. "Half a dozen." Monkey shook himself, pulled back his hair, and said to the monks and officials, "Really let these monks go. I hit the car with a pun and smashed it. I also killed those two evil spirits. I didn't know that Zen had a way until I killed the evil spirits today, and I don't believe it anymore. I hope you can unify the three religions, respect monks, respect Taoism and cultivate talents. I will protect you forever. " The king said that he was very grateful to him and sent the Tang Priest out of the city.
This trip is just to study hard on Sanzang and try to cultivate one yuan. Walking at night, thirsty and hungry, I feel that spring is over and summer is over, which is the weather in Qiu Guang. One day, it was getting late, and the Tang Priest bridled the reins and said, "Disciple, where shall I live tonight?" "Master," Monkey said, "don't be a monk. Talk about your family." "What happened to my family?" Sanzang asked. What about becoming a monk? "At home," Monkey said, "the hotbed is warm, the baby is in my arms, my wife is pushing behind my feet, and I am sleeping at home. I am waiting for a monk, where I can! Is to take the sun, the moon and the stars, eat the wind and leave water, there is a way to go, there is no way to live. "Brother, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other," Pig said. How steep the road is now, it's really hard for me to carry on. I need to find a place to sleep and recharge my batteries, so that I can carry a heavy load tomorrow, otherwise I will not be tired. " Walker way:
"Take another trip in the moonlight and stay where there are people." The disciples had no choice but to follow Monkey.
After a while, only the waves were heard. Pig said, "That's all! Go to the end of the road! " Friar Sand said, "It's a stream." The Tang Priest asked, "But how can we survive?" Pig said, "I'll try it and see how deep it is." "Wuneng, don't talk nonsense," Sanzang said. "The water is shallow and deep. How can I try? " Pig said, "Find a stone and throw it in. If the blisters are shallow, the bones are heavy and the sound is deep. " "Go and have a try," Monkey said. . Idiot touched a stone by the roadside, looked at it and threw it into the water. He only heard the fish bite his bones and sink to the bottom of the water. He said, "Deep! Can't go! " Tang priest said:
"Although you have tried the depth, you don't know how wide it is." Pig said, "I don't know this, I don't know." "Let me see," Monkey said. . What a great sage! He somersaulted in the air and looked intently, but there he was: the sun was shining in the moon and the shadows were floating in the sky. Lingpai swallowed Hua Yue and flowed through all rivers. The waves are rolling, the waves are rolling. There is no fishing fire on the shore, and herons sleep in the sand.
At a loss, just like the sea, it is endless at first glance. He quickly put away the cloud, pressed it on the river and said, "Master, this cloud is several miles wide! Can't go! I have golden eyes. I often see thousands of miles away during the day, and I know it's unlucky. You can still see three or five hundred miles at night. Since we can't see the shore, how can we set a wide number? "
Sanzang was too scared to speak. His voice choked. "Disciple, what seems to have happened?" Friar Sand said, "Master, don't cry. Look at the man standing by the water. " Walker way:
"I think it's a fisherman. Wait till I invite him. " I took the iron bar and ran to the front in two or three steps. It's not a person, it's a stone tablet. There are three Chinese characters on the tablet, and there are ten small characters in the bottom two lines. Three big characters are "Tongtian River" and ten small characters are "The diameter is more than 800 miles, and there are few pedestrians in ancient times". Monkey called, "Master, come and see." Seeing this, Sanzang said with tears in his eyes, "Disciple, when we said goodbye to Chang 'an, we only said that it was easy to go west, but we knew that evil spirits blocked me and mountains and rivers were far away! "Listen, Master," Pig said. "Where are the cymbals played? I think it is a vegetarian family. Let's get something to eat, let the ferry find a boat and go there tomorrow. " Sanzang immediately heard drums and cymbals. "It's not Taoist, it's my monk's. I'll wait. "Monkey led the horse in front, heard the noise and a group of people came. . There is a straight road, neither high nor low. After crossing the beach, I saw a bunch of other people's houses, about 400 to 500, but they all lived well, but what I saw was the sidewalk with the mountain and the river. Chai Fei is everywhere, and bamboo yards are closed. The heron with sand head dreams clearly, and the cuckoo outside the willow has a cold mouth. The piccolo is silent and the cold anvil has no rhyme. The branches of Polygonum cuspidatum shake the moon, and the leaves of Huang Wei fight the wind. The dog barks at the hedge in Motou Village, and the old fisherman sleeps on the ferry boat. The lights are sparse and people are quiet, and the moon in the sky is like a hanging mirror. Suddenly I heard a burst of white apple fragrance, but it was sent by the west wind on the other side.
Sanzang dismounted and saw a family at the end of the road. Outside the door stood a banner with brightly lit lights, flickering candles and fragrant cigarettes. "Wukong, this place is different from the valley by the river," Sanzang said. Under the roof of the world, you can cover Coody Leng and have a good sleep. Don't even come, let me go to the door of Zhaigong's house first. If you are willing to take me in, I will greet you; Don't make trouble if you don't stay. Your faces and mouths are ugly, and you are afraid of fooling people and getting into trouble, but you have no place to live. " "You're right," Monkey said. . Please go first, master. We will stay here. "The old man just took off his hat, shook his bare shirt and dragged everything to his door. Seeing that the door was ajar and ajar, Sanzang dared not enter. As he spoke, he saw an old man coming out of it, with several beads hanging around his neck, chanting Amitabha, and coming to close the door. The old man crossed his hands in panic and shouted, "Old benefactor, poor monk asked." The old man reciprocate way:
"You are a monk, but you are late." "What do you mean?" Sanzang asked. The old man said, "It's too late for anything. Come early, and I'll give up the monk and eat. I cook three liters of rice, a piece of white cloth and ten pence. Why do you come at this time? " Sanzang bowed down and said, "Old benefactor, I'm in no hurry." The old man asked, "What are you doing here?" Sanzang said, "I'm an imperial envoy from the eastern land of the Tang Dynasty, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures. It was late when I got to your house, and I heard the drums and cymbals. I'll borrow it for one night. It will be all right before dawn. " The old man waved his hand and said, "Monk, don't talk nonsense when you are a monk. It's 54,000 miles from the Tang Dynasty in the east to me. How did you get here when you were single? " "The old benefactor has seen a lot," Sanzang said. "I have three young disciples. I have to clear the way on the mountain and cross the bridge in case of water to protect the poor monk. " The old man said, "Since you have an apprentice, why don't you come?" Teaching: "Please, please, I will have a rest under my roof." Sanzang turned around and called, "disciple, come here." Monkey is impatient, Pig is born rude, and Friar Sand is reckless. Hearing the master's greeting, the three men took the horse and carried the burden, and rushed in like a gust of wind. When the old man saw it, he was so scared that he fell to the ground and only said, "Here comes the monster! The monster is coming! " Sanzang lifted him up and said, "Don't be afraid, benefactor, it's not a monster, it's my apprentice." The old man trembled and said, "How can such a handsome master find such an ugly apprentice!" " Sanzang said, "It's ugly, but it can save the dragon and tiger. "He can catch monsters and demons." The old man seems to believe it or not, holding the Tang Priest to walk slowly.
But the three murderers broke into the hall, tied their horses and left their luggage behind. There were several monks chanting sutras in that hall, and Pig shouted with a long mouth, "What sutras did that monk recite?" When the monk heard the question, he suddenly looked up at the stranger with a long mouth and big ears. The body is thick and the back is wide, and the sound is like thunder. Monkeys and sand monks are uglier. There are several monks in the hall, and everyone is not afraid. Li Yue is still chanting, so the monitor should teach him how to do it. It is difficult to care about the chimes, but the Buddha elephant stays. Blow breathing light together, and the astigmatism will be surprised at first sight. Falling and crawling, the threshold has never been crossed! You hit me on the head like a gourd rack. Clearing the Dojo became a big joke.
The three brothers clapped their hands and laughed when they saw those people stumbling around. The monks became more and more afraid, kowtowing and bumping their heads, taking care of each other and running away. Sanzang helped the old man into the hall, but there was no light. The three of them laughed and laughed. The Tang Priest scolded, "This throwing thing is very bad! I teach in North Korea and remind me every day. The ancients said: if you don't teach, you are good, and if you are not holy, you are not holy!
Teaching is good, not virtue! If you can't teach well, you're not stupid! You are so generous, you are really stupid and so on! I don't know how high or low I was when I entered the door, but I scared the old benefactor, scared away the monk and ruined all the good things on others, but it wasn't me? "They dare not say back. Old man Fang Xin considers himself his apprentice. He turned and said, "Sir, it's no big deal. Nothing serious. You have just turned off the lights and scattered flowers, and the Buddhist ceremony is coming to an end. Pig said, "Now that the bill is settled, let's have a big breakfast and sleep after eating." . "The old man cried," a light! Zhang Deng! "
Hearing this, the family was shocked and said, "There are many incense sticks in the hall for chanting. How can we teach lanterns? " When several servants came out to see it, the dark man, even if he lit a lantern, swarmed in. Suddenly, I looked up and saw Friar Sand lose his torch in panic, tore open the middle door and shouted, "Here comes the monster! The monster is coming! "
Monkey took a torch, lit a candle, took a chair, and asked the Tang Priest to sit on it. His brothers sat on both sides, and the old man sat in front. I sat in the living room and heard the door inside open. An old man came out with a cane and said, "What evil came to my good house in the dark?" The old man sitting in front quickly got up to meet behind the screen door and said, "Brother, don't shout. That's not an evil spirit. It's an arhat who studied Buddhism in the Eastern Jin and Tang Dynasties. Although the apprentice looks fierce, it is really good for the wicked. " The old man just put down his crutch and saluted the four of them. After the ceremony, he also sat in front of him and shouted, "Look at the tea. Let's go to the vegetarian restaurant." After several phone calls, several servants were afraid to settle accounts. Pig couldn't help asking, "Old man, why are you going both ways?" The old man said, "Teach them to serve their masters." How many people are waiting for you? Pig asked. The old man said, "Eight people." "What are these eight people waiting for?" Pig asked. The old man said, "I'll wait on you four." Pig said, "Master White Flour only needs one person. It only takes two people, a hairy face and a mouth; Unlucky needs eight people; I have to wait for twenty people. " The old man said, "Let's just say that your intestines are bigger." Pig said, "It's ok." The old man said, "Someone, someone." Seven big and eight small, call out thirty or forty people.
When the monk and the old man asked and answered, everyone was not afraid. But there was a table on it, and Tang Priest was invited to sit on it. There are three tables on both sides, and three of them are invited to sit down; At a table in front, there are two old people sitting. Vegetables, fruits and vegetables are arranged first, and then noodles, rice, snacks, noodles and soup are arranged neatly. Elder Tang raised his chopsticks, and first read a volume of Eid al-Fitr Sutra. Idiot swallowed a little, and then he got a little hungry. When Tang Priest finished speaking, he took a red lacquered wooden bowl, threw a bowl of white rice into his mouth and left it alone.
"The old man didn't count," said the little man beside him. "He didn't cage steamed bread. How did he put rice in a cage without getting his clothes dirty? " Pig said with a smile, "I didn't cage it, I ate it." "You didn't open your mouth, so why did you eat?" The little girl asked. Pig said, "My son is lying! Obviously eaten; If you don't believe me, I'll eat with you. " The children brought another bowl and handed it to the pig. The idiot blinked, curled his lips and left. The servants saw it and said, "Grandpa! You are a brick-ground throat, really smooth! " Before Tang Priest finished reading a scroll of Buddhist scriptures, he had already finished reading five or six bowls of Buddhist scriptures, and then lent with chopsticks. That idiot, regardless of rice, noodles and fruit, only likes to make a mess. He is still shouting, "More rice! Gami! " It's disappearing!
"Good brother," Monkey said, "eat less. "It's better than starving to death in a ravine." Pig's head said, "Face! As the saying goes, it is better to bury a monk alive if he is not full. " "The fire is out," Monkey said. "Ignore him!" The second elder bowed down and said, "With all due respect, I'm not afraid in the daytime. I can afford a hundred people like this potbellied elder. " It's just that it's getting late, and I've collected the leftover food, only steamed a stone noodle rice, five buckets of rice and several tables of vegetarian dishes. I want to invite some relatives and neighbors to share their blessings with the monks. I didn't expect you to come to the throne, scaring away the monks and even daring to invite relatives and neighbors. They were all presented to the throne. If you are not full, then teach steaming. "Pig said," steam again! Steam it again! Sanzang took the fire seat, and bowed down and thanked him. "。 Then he asked, "What's your name, old benefactor?" The old man said, "The surname is Chen. Sanzang crossed his hands and said, "This is poor monk Zong Hua." The old man asked, "Is your master surnamed Chen, too? "Yes," Sanzang said. "The layman's surname is Chen. What did you just do? "Pig smiled and said," master asked him why! Don't you know? It must be Qingmiao Village, Ping 'an Village and Changchang Village. The old man said, "No,no." Sanzang asked again, "What was the ending?" The old man said, "This is pre-meditation and fasting. Pig said with a smile, "Grandpa has no vision! We are the kings of lying, building bridges and cheating. How can you deceive me with this lie? Don't monks know how to fast? There is only one pre-repair delivery library, and the pre-repair is filled and borrowed. Where is the pre-repair death? Your family never died, so why did you die? "
Hearing this, Monkey secretly rejoiced and said, "This idiot is better. Old man, you are wrong. How can it be called pre-repair? " The two men leaned over and said, "Why don't you take the right path and come to me?" "We're on the right track," Monkey said. . "I saw a stream blocking our way. I heard drums and cymbals, so I came to build a building for the night. " The old man asked, "When you reached the water's edge, did you see anything?" "I see a stone tablet that says' Tongtian River' and nothing else," Monkey said. The old man said, "Let's go ashore again. Well, it's only a mile from the inscription. There is a temple of inspiration. Haven't you seen it? " "I haven't seen it," Monkey said. . "Please tell me what the inspiration is." The two old people cried together and said, "Master! King: One side will promote the temple, and the mighty spirit will help the people thousands of miles. Ganlu is applied to the village every year, and Qingyun falls to the village every year. " "There's no shame in giving rain and falling clouds," Monkey said. "I'm afraid I'll get hurt. Why? " The old man fell and beat his chest, and said with a bang, "Master! Although there are many grievances, even kindness can hurt people. Just because you want to eat boys and girls, not to show your integrity. " "Do you want to eat boys and girls?" Asked the monkey. The old man said, "Exactly." Monkey said, "It's your turn." . The old man said, "We will be home soon this year. There are hundreds of families living here. This place belongs to Huiyuan county, Chechi country, and is called Chenjiazhuang. Once a year, the king offered sacrifices to him, asking for a boy, a girl, pigs, sheep and animals. He had a meal to keep us in good weather; If you don't sacrifice the game, the disaster will come from your mouth. " "How many sons are there in your family?" Asked the monkey. The old man beat his chest and said, "Poor man! Poor thing! What are you talking about, your son? You're ashamed to kill me! This is my younger brother, named Chen Qing, and an old friend like me, named Chen Cheng. I'm 63 years old, and he's 58 years old. Both children have difficulties. I had no son when I was 50. My relatives and friends advised me to have a concubine, but I had no choice but to find a room and give birth to a daughter. I am only eight years old this year, so I call it a scale. " Pig said, "What a good name! How to call it golden scales? " The old man said, "Because of the difficulties of my children, I built bridges and roads, temples and towers, and gave alms to monks. I have an account, and I spent 3252 in it. When I was a girl, I had spent thirty pounds of gold. Thirty pounds is a scale, so it is called a gold scale. " "Is that the son?" Asked the monkey. The old man said:
"My brother has a son is also very out of line. He is seven years old and his name is Chen. " "How did you get this name?" Monkey asked. The old man said, "My family supports Grandpa Guan Sheng, so I got this son in the position of Grandpa Guan Sheng, so my name is. My two brothers, both 120 years old, unexpectedly stopped these two games and came to my house for the holidays. I dare not give them up. Therefore, the love between father and son is hard to break up. First, we must build a super-life Dojo with our children, so we say it is also necessary to repair the fast in advance. " Hearing this, Sanzang broke down in tears. "This is an old saying, Huangmei's childhood does not fall, and God is impartial." Monkey said with a smile, "I'll ask him later. Old man, how big is your home? " Er, Lao Dao said, "Quite a lot. There are 40-50 hectares of paddy fields, 60-70 hectares of dry fields, 80-90 grasslands, 200-300 yellow cattle, 30-20 donkeys and horses, and countless pigs, sheep, chickens and geese. There are old dishes that can't be eaten and clothes that can't be worn. There are countless industries in family fortune. " "You have saved so much money," Monkey said. The old man asked, "How can I see our province?" "You have this furniture, how can you sacrifice your children?" Asked the monkey. Spell fifty taels of silver to buy a boy; One hundred and twenty pieces of silver can buy a virgin, but two hundred and twenty pieces can't even be screwed, and you can still raise children and grandchildren, but it's a pity that it's not good. "Parents said tearfully," Sir! You don't know that the king is very inspired and often walks in our house. "He's coming and going," Monkey said. "What kind of face did you see him? How long is it? " "I can't see its shape," said the second old man. "I only smelled a fragrance, and I knew it was Grandpa Wang. I am busy burning incense, and all ages look down at the wind. He knows everything about our family. He remembers all the years when we were young and old. As long as you have your own children, the other person will benefit. Don't say that there is no place to buy two or three hundred taels, or even tens of millions of taels. There is no place to buy such a child who is exactly the same in the same year and the same month. "Never mind," Monkey said. "Take your son out, I have a look. "Chen Qing hurried in and carried Guan Bao Er out of the hall and put him in front of the lamp. . Children who know life and death are caged with two sleeves of fruit, dancing, eating and playing. When Monkey saw this, he recited a spell and turned into Guan Bao. The two boys, holding hands, danced around in front of the lamp, scaring the old man into kneeling on the Tang Priest, saying, "Sir, you are not the son of man! Not the son of man! The old man just spoke, how did he become my son? Tell him to go with us! But we lost our lives! Please show your true colors! Please show your true colors! Monkey wiped his face to reveal his true colors. The old man knelt in front of him and said:
"The master has such skills." Monkey said with a smile, "Is it like your son?" The old man said:
"Elephant elephant! Sure enough, the face is average, the voice is average, the clothes are average, and the length is average. " "You haven't looked carefully," Monkey said. "Take a scale said. As heavy as him. " The old man said, yes, yes, it is the average weight. "Does this seem like a sacrifice?" Monkey asked. The old man said, "Great! The sacrifice is over! "I want to save this child's life," Monkey said. "I want to sacrifice to the King." Chen Qing kneeling kowtow way:
"If you are merciful, I will send you 1,200 taels of silver to accompany Master Tang to the Western Heaven." "Don't thank me?" Asked the monkey. The old man said, "You have made a sacrifice without you." "Why is it gone?" Asked the monkey. The old man said, "The king ate it." Walker way:
"He dares to eat me?" The old man said, "I won't eat you, it's too fishy." Monkey said with a smile, "It's my short life to accept my fate and eat me. It's my nature not to eat. I will go to the festival with you. "
Then he just kowtowed and thanked him, and promised to send five hundred and twenty pieces of silver, but Jiang didn't kowtow or thank him, just leaned against the screen door and wept bitterly. Knowing this, Monkey stepped forward to grab a way:
"Eldest brother, you won't promise me or thank me. Do you think you are reluctant to part with your daughter? " Chen knelt down and said, "I can't bear it. I dare to show favoritism and save my nephew. But it's just that an old man like me has no children. Only this woman, even after my death, cried bitterly. How can he be willing! " Monkey said, "Why not steam five measures of rice, prepare some good vegetarian dishes, eat them with my long-mouthed master, teach her to be your daughter, and go to dinner with my brother? Why not just make a funeral to save the lives of your two children?" Pig was frightened when he heard this. "Brother, you must cheer up. No matter whether I am alive or dead, you must stall me." Walker way:
"Good brother, as the saying goes, chickens don't eat food and don't work. When you and I came in, we were grateful for our food, but you still complained that you didn't have enough to eat. Why not save some trouble with others? " Pig said, "Brother, you will change, but I won't." "You've changed thirty-six years, too," Monkey said. Why not? " The Tang Priest said, "Wuneng, what your brother said is the most correct, and he took it seriously. As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. One is to thank you for your kindness, and the other is to accumulate virtue. It's cool and idle at night, and your brother is still playing around. " Pig said, "Look at what Master said! I can only turn mountains into trees, stones into elephants and buffaloes into fat people, but it is a bit difficult to be a little girl. " "Boss, don't trust him," Monkey said. "Take out your love and have a look." Chen Cheng rushed into the room, holding a golden scale baby, and walked to the hall. The whole family, wives and concubines, old and young, came out to kowtow and pray, just to save the child's life. The daughter wore a colorful hoop with eight treasures hanging on her head, a red and yellow silk coat and a cloak with an official green satin chessboard collar. She wore a big red silk skirt around her waist, a pair of light red frog-headed silk shoes at her feet, and two golden knee-length pants on her legs. She still wears sleeves to eat fruit. "Pig, this is the woman," Monkey said. . "Hurry up and become like her. Let's go to the festival. " "Brother, you look so small and handsome," Pig said. How can it change? " Monkey called, "Go quickly!
Don't beg to fight! "Pig lied," Brother, wait till I change. "The idiot read a spell, shook his head a few times and called" Change! " "I turned around like a girl, but I have a big belly and don't like Lang Heng. Monkey said with a smile, "Change again!" Eight quit to say:
"Play with you! I can't change it, what can I do? " "Mo Cheng is the head of the servant girl and the body of the monk?" Asked the monkey. How can you have a good life if you create such a man or woman? You can set the cloth. "
He blew a mouthful of fairy dust on him, and sure enough, he changed instantly, just like that child. Then he said, "two old people, bring your family, your son and your love." Don't be wrong. After staying at home for a while, my brother escaped laziness and deception and went in, but it was difficult to recognize him. Give him good fruit to eat, and don't make him cry, lest the king suddenly realize, give up and wait for me to play tricks! "
The Great Sage told Friar Sand to protect the Tang Priest. He became Chen, and Bajie became a golden scale. Both of them stopped, but asked, "What's the proposal? Still tied, tied? Steamed or chopped? " "Brother, don't mess with me," Pig said. "I have no choice." The old man said, "I dare not! Just use two red painted red plates. Please sit on them and put them on the table. Let two young people carry a table and carry you to the temple. " "All right, all right!" Said the monkey. Take out the plate and let's try it. The old man took out two Dan plates, and Monkey and Pig sat on them. Four young men carried two tables, walked in the yard, and then carried them back to class. Monkey rejoiced and said, "Bajie, we are monks on the stage walking around like this. "I'll carry it," Pig said. "I'll carry it at both ends, and I won't be afraid until dawn. I carried it to the temple and ate it, but this is no joke! Monkey said, "Look at me, eat me, and you can go." . ""Do you know how he eats? " Pig asked. If I eat that boy first, I will easily run away; If I eat virgins first, what about me? "The old man said," Every year when offering sacrifices, I have a brave man who makes a hole behind the temple or under the altar and sees him eat the Virgin first, then the Virgin. "Of course," Pig said. Nature! While the two brothers were talking, they heard gongs and drums and bright lights outside. Everyone in the same village opened the front door and shouted, "Bring out the boys and girls!" The old man cried and four young men carried them out. I don't know what life is like, and listen to the next chapter.
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