A joke about laughter and urine

A driver who can make all the policemen collapse.

A policeman pulled a speeding man over, and then he started the following investigation:

Policeman: Can I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have a driver's license. My driver's license was revoked because of the fifth drunk driving.

Policeman: May I see your license plate?

Driver: This is not my car. I stole it.

Policeman: The car was stolen?

Driver: Yes. But let me think, okay? I remember, the license plate of the owner? Oh, it's in the cupboard on the dashboard. I saw the license plate when I put the pistol in the cupboard.

Policeman: Is there a pistol in the cupboard on the dashboard?

Driver: Yes, sir. I killed the owner of this car, put her in the trunk of the back of the car, and then put my gun in that small cupboard.

Policeman: You mean there is a female body in the trunk?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the police were frightened and immediately called the police station for help. Soon, the car was surrounded by a group of policemen. A policeman went to the driver to deal with the emergency.

Officer: May I see your driver's license, sir?

Driver: Sure, here you are.

Officer: Whose car is this?

Driver: mine, officer. This is my license plate.

Officer: Can you open the cupboard on the dashboard and show me the pistol inside?

Driver: I can open the locker, sir. But there is no pistol in it.

The cupboard is open, and there is no pistol in it.

Policeman: I heard that there is a body hidden in the trunk of your car. Would you mind opening it?

Driver: No problem. Please add WeChat RMST668 to watch the small video!

The suitcase was opened and no body was found.

Officer: I don't understand what's going on. The policeman who stopped you said that you didn't have a driver's license, your car was stolen, there was a pistol in the cupboard and a body in the trunk. Did our police lie?

Driver: Of course! He even lied that I was speeding.

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