Simple funny lines of garbage classification

After dusting.

The genie of the lamp appeared.

Lamp God: "A wish?"

Ma Yun: "You say."

Lamp God: "…"

Finally, the elf put forward his wish:

"Throw me away."

Ma Yun decided to help it realize this wish:

"What rubbish are you?"

2. When I was a child: "Mom, where did I come from?" "You picked it up from the trash can."

When I grow up: "Mom, where did I come from?" "You picked it up from the wet trash can."

3. After breaking up with love rat love rat, there was such a horrible sentence: "You two look so good together. I didn't expect Yue Lao's garbage sorting to be really in place. "

4. It's so hard to be a man. I was better than my grades when I was a child. Growing up is better than salary. When I started using computers, I was better than my time. I walk more than my steps. I feel at ease to be a garbage. I found that garbage should be classified. ...

5. A: What rubbish is durian?

B: wet garbage! The core and shell are all dry garbage.

A: This is a question. I want to throw a moldy durian. How come?

b:？ ! ! Pick out the meat? Don't buy it that big, just do it!

6.a: Is clean pig bones dry garbage? ! What is not chewed clean is wet garbage? !

You should separate the bones. Meat is wet garbage, bones are dry garbage.

A: Then why are the bones wet? There are bones in the ribs!

B: If you want to be in place, you have to take the flesh and blood apart.

A: what if I can't chew it clean?

B: All right!

7. Garbage classification is approaching. I will stop eating from today. I will eat it every day. I won't drink coffee, milk tea, dessert, snacks, fruits and skin care products. I am a lazy commodity in life, and I am the best among lazy commodities.