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Sister, I love you as a mouse loves rice. I miss you, fell in love with you at first sight, chased you without saying anything, and came to see you three times. I must catch up with you. Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing you. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide. Classic joke: shake hands with the boss, bow and bow, hold the hand of discipline inspection, shake all over, hold the hand of finance, pull up and go to the restaurant, hold the hand of wife, feel nothing at all, hold the hand of lover, as if you are back to eighteen or nineteen years old. When was the spring flower and autumn moon tested? How many classrooms scored again last night? I can't turn back. In the middle of next month, I still have a lingering fear. Just change the subject and ask when you can graduate. It's like a stagnant pool.
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