A person's funny short joke

Super humorous jokes, pornographic jokes, obscene jokes, etc. And classic funny jokes can make people laugh. We use these jokes by exchanging words. Next, I carefully prepared a "funny sketch of one person" for you. Welcome to watch!

A person's funny little joke (hot article) 1. My life is up to me, and heaven wants to destroy me.

2. Young girls are valuable, but young women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman, you can throw them both away.

3. how can you be flat if your chest is uneven, and how can you gather people's hearts if your chest is not huge?

In the past, young ladies and gentlemen were all served by others, but now they are specially served by others.

5. Look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

6. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!

7. When I become a swan, you are still an egg!

8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

9. The son can't control it, but the daughter can't control it.

10. If I want to pick up girls wholeheartedly, I think everyone can knit a sweater by pulling out a pubic hair as a souvenir!

1 1. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable, at least no one takes a shit on his head.

12. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is really unbearable!

13. I'm not seducing you, so why are you seducing me?

14. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

15. We have no intention of sleeping for a long night. What can we pursue besides creating human beings?

16. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

17. Let others smell your fart!

18. Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

19. Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't understand.

20. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

A person's funny joke (classic) 1. I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right, representing the harmony between my waist and my chest. People stop killing, while Buddhas stop killing Buddhas!

2. When you grow up, marry the Tang Priest. If you can play, you will play, but if you can't, you will eat him.

3. A woman with a variety of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't know amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk before eating.

Married men are like tablecloths, they only appear when eating.

6. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

7. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

8. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

9. A man has some money in his pocket, but he won't be idle from the waist down!

10. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

1 1. Teacher, wait, I'll let the Buddha marry you!

12. I won't force myself, I won't be hypocritical, I won't complicate myself, I will. It's always been simple.

13. There are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

14. In this era, mosquitoes are the only ones who leave me this season.

15. School is about to start, but I can't do it!

16. take the essence and discard the dross, and the result is that you are pregnant.

17. As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

18. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

19. I can't go shopping. As soon as I go shopping, I find myself lacking everything!

20. Missed is missed. There is nothing to miss.

A person's funny jokes (selected articles) 1. Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, but women are just the opposite.

Falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. If either side suddenly walks away or gets fat, the whole game will be very dangerous.

3. Who says iphone is good? It doesn't even have a radio function!

4. Being young is really thin. Everything is light. As soon as the wind blew, we separated.

The stupidest thing in the world is to spend money on reading and suffer for yourself.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone has a morning and a night.

7. Sometimes I go to see the refrigerator at night, just to know if it works well.

8. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out.

9. If you don't have breasts, you should wear a school uniform. Wear school pants if your legs are thick. If you are ugly, you should read more books.

10. No matter where we are, we can play the spirit of cheekiness.

1 1. Maybe a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.

12. I can't call it out at ordinary times. When it comes to fighting, I'm all fucking here.

13. It's silly to watch gossip happen, not eight or eight!

14. I write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

15. Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

16. Some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care.

17. Friends are like RMB. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

18. Actually, I am an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

19. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are very sharp.