Interesting two-part allegorical sayings, proverbs, humorous stories or ancient and modern jokes!

One day, turtle's father, turtle's mother and turtle's son decided to go for an outing. They took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it's finally here! They sat on the floor, unloaded their equipment and prepared to eat. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener! Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." "turtle dad:" my son! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go back quickly! " Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! " So, the turtle son set foot on the road home. Time flies in ............... Time flies. Twenty years have passed, but the turtle son hasn't appeared yet. Mother turtle: "wife ... do you want to have dinner first?" I'm so hungry, I said ... "Turtle dad:" No! We promised our son! Well ... wait for him for another five years, or let him go! " It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't seen it. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start. He took out the pie and was about to eat it ... suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree ... turtle son: "damn it!" I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years and finally got it! I hate being cheated! A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting on a park bench in love, and the woman suddenly wanted to fart. Say to the man: I am a cereal bird, do you listen to it? Men are willing to listen So, under the cover of "goo goo" birdsong, the woman happily farted. W: Does it sound like a cuckoo? Man: What a fart! I didn't catch it!