The source of cold jokes,

A cold joke is actually a joke that is not funny at all, a boring joke, but it can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because it doesn't need to use your head to understand.

Cold jokes generally go beyond conventional thinking, do not conform to logic and real life, and make people feel dumbfounded.

Although some cold jokes are quite funny, in any case, they will not laugh as much as those who have heard "normal" jokes.

Brainstorming is a cold joke. (especially idioms that borrow homophonic and English, and puzzles like peanuts and recent flowers)

It is said that the word cold joke comes from such a classic cold joke:

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

There is also a version:

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A ..........................................

People will tell this joke: it's so cold; Then slowly, the word "cold joke" came into being.

//I heard about the origin of the cold joke, but I don't know if it's true.

Let me write a most famous joke:

Penguins fight peas: that is, the Antarctic expedition asks penguins what they are doing. Penguins said they were eating and sleeping and playing peas, but they didn't write it later, and everyone knew it.

For example, once upon a time there was a eunuch ... and "Kill the pig first or the donkey first".

SMS jokes are basically cold jokes;

A boring post posted by a person on BBS is replied by many people, and these replies are continuous, or the post of the landlord has been tampered with, or similar but more boring than anyone else. This is a cold joke. The most classic is "I found the amazing cheats of QQ".

A polar bear was bored one day and began to pluck his hair one by one. It pulled and pulled, and finally pulled out all the hair. Then it said, it's so cold.

It is said that a polar bear has to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too dazzling.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, crawling, crawling.

Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty.

Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda.

-

Harry Potter wants to make a bigger cup. What spell does he want to say?

Great Mercy Curse (Cup)

-

1, Xiaobai, Xiao Huang and Xiaolan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiao Bai, because Xiao Bai will vomit (white rabbit).

2. White+white =?

A: White Rabbit (Xiaobaier)

===============

Xiao Bai looks like his brother, so he uses an idiom.

A: The reason is clear.

===================

Q: Is Jiaozi a man or a woman?

A: Male.

Reason: Jiaozi has a foreskin.

-

What animal falls most easily?

Fox, because he is the most cunning.

-

The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it.

Spider asks: Why? This is why!

Butterfly said: My mother said that people who fool around on the Internet all day are not good people.

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as you stand by the valley, shout what you want and then jump into the valley, you will get what you want. So the three of them decided to have a try.

The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! " The next jump is really full of beautiful women waiting for him.

The second is a bookworm, shouting "Book Book Book Book Book Book!" Then, jump into the valley and get books full of pits and valleys.

The third kind is an indecisive person, who can't decide what he likes after thinking about it. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded, "Shit!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.

There is a penguin, doing nothing, plucking and playing. He said, it's cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said that penguins are right.

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. If it's too late, it's too soon.

Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.

One night ~!

Two couples are sitting on the sofa watching TV ~!

The husband told his wife who was eating potato chips:

At the beginning, my department had d money ~!

Will you marry me?

Shake your forefinger with my wife ~ ~:

No ~!

Even if you have a lot of money ~

I want to marry you too ~!

On the plane, the waitress handed out the entry application form tightly.

A man wanted to help four friends bury, so he stood to the left and shouted.

Say, "Give me five!"

Xiaohong is younger than her mother every day. Xiaohong is willing to ask, "Mom, why didn't I tell you that the rice in your eyes will never grow up?"

Grandma said, "Yes, because you are never as big as my eyes!" " "

Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love.

Panda roar ~ why? What's all this for?

The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

-

1`

There is a chairman of a hide-and-seek club in the school, but he hasn't found it yet.

Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself.

Once upon a time, there was a bean paste bag. One day, I don't know what pressed it, and the bean paste flowed out. Then he said, ah! ! It turns out that my stomach is red bean paste! !

One day, the steamed stuffed bun couple wanted to fuck that wife at night, so they asked her husband to put on a condom and walk out of the house. The wife said, "Hey, have you seen my husband?"

The following is a quotation from seven (a tourist) in July 2005-16 2 1: 37: 00:

One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! !

These are really cold jokes.

Comment on Cat2ring4 dated August 6, 2005 19: 03: 00 | Quote | Return | Delete.

Reply: set of cold jokes

Too strong.

Consequence feeling (tourists) comments on August 6, 2005 18: 39: 00 personal homepage | quotation | return | delete.

Reply: set of cold jokes

(1) Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

(2) Which Chinese character is the coolest?

A: thong (cool).

(3) Who didn't attend the zoo meeting?

A: The lion (because the lion lost contact).

One day, a university teacher asked a student, "There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot one, how many are left? "

The student asked, "Is it silent pistol or other silent pistol?"

"no"

"How big is the gunshot?"

"80- 100 decibel."

"Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

"No offense."

"Are you sure that bird was really killed?"

"ok."

At this time, the university teacher was impatient: "Will you just tell me how many birds are left?"

"OK, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

"No."

"Are you locked in a cage and hung from a tree?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? "

"No."

"If a bird is pregnant, is it a bird in its belly?"

"Not really."

"Birds have flowers in their eyes? Guaranteed ten? "

"No flowers, just ten."

The teacher was sweating profusely, and the bell rang, but the students continued to ask, "Are there any stupid birds that are not afraid of death?"

"Everyone is afraid of death."

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"If your answer is not a lie," the student said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there is only one left. If it falls, there will be none left. "

The teacher fell down at once!

One day, someone passed by the intersection and found something super scary. He found Sesshomaru and Sanzang laughing! `

Once upon a time, there was a matchstick scratching its head. He scratched his head and burned to death ~ ~

-

Once upon a time, one night, there were three shrimps in the pond, hahaha.

Once upon a time, one night, there was a frog and two shrimps in the pond. Wow, ha ha ha.