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Why can't you tell jokes at the seaside?

Because telling jokes will make the sea laugh and attract (tsunami). This is a brain teaser.

Other brain teasers are as follows:

1. What's the name of the wine buried underground 1000? -Answer: Alcohol.

2. There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What did he become? -answer: pig.

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? -Answer: Puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei.

4. Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which one didn't get paid in the end? Answer: centipede, because no job is rewarding.

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? -Answer: Elephant.

6. What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? -Answer: Mango.