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There is a brain teaser about the lid in the lid.
Brainstorm: The tortoise built a house in the middle. (give a medicine)
Answer: cover the middle cover.
Interesting brain teaser 1. Lao Wang wiped the table for a long time, but he still felt dirty. Why? Answer: Because Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.
Of these two bottles of flowers, one is a flower and the other is a paper flower. Please tell me which bottle is a flower? Answer: A flower with butterflies dancing on it is a flower.
3. What is the prisoner's favorite way to die? Answer: die of old age
4. A bird stood on the tree, and one was shot. How many birds are left? Answer: A dead bird.
5. Who is the person who often appears on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: pedestrians
6. Who does the male barber dislike the most? Answer: Bald head.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but what about beauty? Answer: Gum.
8. How can you have your cake and eat it? Answer: Keep a bear that can only catch fish.
9.DrJ is swimming in the swimming pool, swimming. Why does the water suddenly get deeper? Answer: Someone peed.
10. What should I do if there is no one else nearby when I accidentally drown? Answer: Drink up the water.
1 1. What kind of bucket is never full? Answer: the toilet
12. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.
13. Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn
14. How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens? Answer: Buy duck eggs.
15. Newton smashed apples under the apple tree and discovered gravity; What will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut? Answer: You will think this behavior is stupid.
16. Where did Jesus come from? Answer: the kingdom of heaven
18. Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.
19. Why do snakes peel? Answer: Because the skin itches.
20. Why do some people jump higher than the Paris Tower? Answer: Because the Paris Tower can't jump.
Classic brain teaser 1. What hat can't be worn? (answer: nuts)
2. Who is disobedient? Answer: deaf
3. A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)? Answer: It serves you right (cross turtle). People often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices. Why? Answer: high platform diving
4. What kind of rain will kill people? Answer: Bullets.
5. Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.
6. What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.
7. Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ does push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.
8. Ask the tortoise and the rabbit to race and the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game? Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig.
9. Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a shower? Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the shower.
10. Mark's father answered in the city library (four-word idiom): an old horse that knows the way.
1 1. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.
12. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis? Answer: Mama Bear.
13. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safe Island
14. Are there carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idioms)? Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
15. Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: climb on the map
16. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.
17. There is a place where you can go in, but you can't come out. What is this place? Answer: the grave
18. In the 100-meter race, chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.
19. A ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball
20. The bell rings in the east, but no one is in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.
2 1. Who is busy with work all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.
Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.
23. Who keeps eating, but never gets enough? Answer: air.
24. What can I do to make my eyebrows grow under my eyes? Answer: handstand
25. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?
26. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.
27. What kind of mountains and seas can move the answer: a sea of people.
28. What has no tongue in its mouth? Answer: teapot mouth.
29. Why doesn't Daniel eat grass? Answer: Because Daniel is human.
Daming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it. Why? Answer: Foreigners don't understand English.
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