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Space top talk about self-introduction

1. I am the next photographer in Daheishan. I wish you all good fortune in the new year! 2. A good person is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

I am a mature man, but I look young and burly, giving people the feeling of being a big brother.

4, dear, come on, you are satisfied at the first sight! I don't want to watch it anymore!

If I were a bird, I would definitely fall in love with a swimming fish; If I were a fire, I would embrace the iceberg, be stubborn and rebellious, refuse to listen to people's advice, and only believe that fate is not determined by heaven.

6. Gold shines everywhere.

7. I am fine. I wish you more and more porridge in the new year. I 8。 I have small breasts, and I am proud!

9. As you know, people of my level will definitely not go by train, but because of my fame, the whole country knows me, invited me to do an interview, and tried to eat and exercise for free.

10, I am not tall, thin, ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris will not affect the city appearance, nor will other boys be elated.

1 1, I have one feature, that is, many features! Everyone will know later!

13, hello everyone, I am your new fairy and great friend.

14 and s can describe my beautiful figure.

15, I exempt Wang Xing.

16, Nana: I'm Miss Ma from Malanpo, Malan Village, Malan Town, Malan Mountain. You can call me a fake horse!

Self-introduction classic sentences

1, the girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if you have no money.

2. Senior brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

3. Hello, examiners. My name is xxx, and I major in xx University. I am a junior facing graduation. Although I have no full-time work experience, I actively participated in various school activities during my school days. Besides, I also actively participate in some social activities in my spare time, such as attending ceremonial activities inside and outside the school, including ribbon-cutting, awarding prizes, ceremonial reception and so on. During the holidays, I promoted tobacco and alcohol in the supermarket, also worked in the reception restaurant of the college, and sold mobile phone cards during my freshman year. I just hope that I can find a job that allows me to learn and exercise my ability just after graduation, increase my experience and lay a good foundation for my future work and life. Thank you for listening to my self-introduction. Thank you!

4, marriage: the heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. Occasionally listening to the mother mosquito singing, it seems that I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage and relieve the loneliness of being bitten. I will wait outside my house in the evening if I am interested, hoping to get it done once and leave as soon as possible.

5. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

My eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I'm not bragging. People chasing me are all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

7. I live in Chengtou garbage station. I eat ten thousand meals every day. I reached out to buy two popsicles. It's cool, and my love life is very painful. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

8. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. I want a lot of food, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

9, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

10, I come from xx city, xx province, and I am 22 years old. I am an undergraduate majoring in xx in xx University. I am cheerful and get along well with my classmates. Because I care about and respect each other, I can understand for a long time. I am full of hope for life. I have excellent professional knowledge and practical ability, can independently complete the tasks assigned by my tutor, and have certain social skills. Four years of college life also tempered my indomitable will and indomitable spirit, striving for perfection and striving for the upper reaches in the competition.

1 1. My name is xxx and I come from beautiful Guangxi. I graduated from xx Department of xx College of Guangxi xx University. I am a girl with natural sensibility and acquired rationality. On the way of growing up, I combine the two organically, fully enjoy the happiness in the process of doing things, and never belittle the gains brought by everything. I am driving an ideal boat, holding a compass in my hand, and heading in the established direction, so I am willing to devote the greatest courage, confidence and enthusiasm to my beloved cause and pay the sweat, diligence and hard work of my youth! I will do my part for your company with a strong sense of responsibility and unlimited enthusiasm.

12, good afternoon! I am xxx from Yongjiang University, majoring in marketing. I like reading books and newspapers because they can enrich my knowledge. I like running because it can sharpen my will. What kind of person am I? I am a lively, cheerful, enthusiastic, persistent and strong-willed person. Since today's competition is for the position of marketing manager, I want to talk about my understanding of marketing. Marketing is not the same as promotion, but promotion is an important part of marketing. If you want to do a good job in marketing, you must first do a good job in self-promotion. It's hard for a stranger to believe in himself, but only when customers believe that they can, will they believe in their products and better market them. I think "being a man, doing things and doing business" probably means this!

13, 28 male, good-looking, gentle, with no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable job, salary of 2,000 yuan, food and clothing, house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

14, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

15, I don't ask for my marriage conditions, I just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

16. Marriage: I am an extroverted young woman. I rent a house, have a car and have money 100. I want to recruit an introverted and extroverted ambitious young woman to build my own house with me. The car is a sedan chair and the money is six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

17, my daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with a slender waist and arch eyebrows, and a small mouth and cheng eyes/,Ana is beautiful. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

18, Marriage: I 153, tall and ugly. I have one or two houses and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.

19, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

20. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face, slim figure and tinkling voice. She was moved at an early age, and the little girl MengMeng fell in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: the young couple hold hands in the drawing room, the young couple get married and travel far.

2 1, my name is XXX, and I am a major building. I studied in the university for four years. I will graduate this year. During my four years at school, I studied very hard. I try my best to learn all the courses well. We offer several opportunities to experience ourselves. I seize every opportunity to learn more experience. Although I don't have much experience, I think I have enough confidence to finish this job. I think I can.

22, getting married today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable, my wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and your mother-in-law has to run for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you should pay immediately, but you can't do everything and you can't expect a phone call!

23. Marriage: I am in my thirties, with nothing, empty hands, thinking twice, looking everywhere, being instigated, trying the internet, worldly desires, you and I have both, the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, you and I coming to the internet, nine to nine, perfect.

24, girl, although I can't laugh, I can laugh. San Xiao falls to the country, fish see bubbles, geese see flying high, and the moon sees flowers, but they are also good flowers. You can measure the height, you can weigh it, find a piece of sincere and reliable cow dung, and beg to raise my little flowers more and more beautifully!

25, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit is not more than 10,000. It looks ordinary. You get used to it after watching too much. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

Funny self-introduction quotations

1, my name is Wu, and I am a eunuch in the palace. Everyone calls me husband. 2, the next step is eight steps to catch toad, race to turn Zhu, walk through the snow without trace, fly on one leg, and cover seven provinces with two thorns!

3, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

4. My name is Weibaba, my height is1.8m, my age is 280, and my annual salary is 48,000. The foundation of my house is being scraped, and I only need to support one father. I don't know who will marry.

5. I am Hu Yanzhe, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, a handsome guy everyone loves, with a flat tire and charming.

6. I have been striving for a single sister; I never give up married women; For girls over sixteen, I pay attention to digging; For those under sixteen, we should have a strategic vision.

7. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

8. I am a very ordinary middle school student. I don't have a beautiful appearance and excellent grades, but I have a pure and kind heart and a warm smile.

9. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

10, hello everyone! My little daughter grew up and studied in the boudoir; Academic Chinese is average, which is a mess compared with mathematics; Thank you for your concern and love. It's really a pleasure to show your charm here.

1 1, hello, I'm an alien. I have been trying to get in touch with people on earth for many years. This is the 250th experiment. For the convenience of statistics, if you receive and understand this message, please stand at the highest place nearby and shout loudly.

12, my characteristics are getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs and doing more than cows. I can use it daily or at night. Look forward to making friends with you, and send a short message to * * * Baihai 07 through mobile, Unicom and PHS.

13, living in Chengtou garbage station, eating 10,000 meals a day. Reaching for a popsicle is cool, and my love life is very distressing. Nobody hugs you when you sleep at night. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

14, hello everyone! My name is XX. I am very happy to study in this new school environment, and there are so many new students. At the same time, I am also very happy to enter the glorious class group of XXX grade!

15, the older girl is a little old, but she is beautiful. I'm not bragging. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

16, poor and ugly, one meter 49. Primary school culture, not agricultural registered permanent residence. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, I surf the Internet, make friends and join hands on the road of revolution.

17, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

18, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

19, the villain lives on one side of the Yellow River, and he has a house and a field at home, which is endless. Since OICQ appeared, it has taken up my time, robbed me of my money, forced me to sell houses and fields, and all my friends living in the street have pity on me and chatted with me! Chat!

20. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

2 1, he is not bad, but he is handsome and has no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

22. Senior brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl for me to hug. Whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

23. I am the champion of scum in Wulin who is arrogant and treacherous, scares thousands of girls to death, teaches bad young friends, cheats children for pocket money, dallies with good women, has no money to eat, and is extravagant. I want to pick my teeth after drinking water. Let's leave now.

24. My nickname on earth is Li Fei. My age is a secret. You can guess my height and weight. I have many hobbies. I am not tall, short, thin, beautiful or ugly, and now I live on the third planet earth in the four-dimensional space of the universe, the Milky Way and the solar system. Please give me more advice!

25, marriage: 30 years old, nothing, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking everywhere, being instigated, trying the internet, secular desires, you and I have, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the internet, nine to nine, perfect.

26, chatting with people, 6 cents per word, half price for punctuation, 20% off for more than 1000 words! Pay first, then chat, and chat as soon as the money arrives. I don't take the initiative to talk to non-professionals. If the network is fake, if I am injured or cheated, I will not take any responsibility.

27. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

28, although I am not beautiful enough, but fortunately I have a kind heart; I am stupid, but fortunately I am humorous; I wear glasses, but fortunately, other organs of my body are still healthy; I have many advantages, but fortunately, I don't have many shortcomings.

29. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. I want a lot of food, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

30. Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad hobbies, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

3 1, girl, although I can't laugh myself to death. San Xiao pours into the countryside, fish bubbles, geese soar and the moon blooms, but it is also a good flower. I can measure my height and weigh myself, find a sincere and reliable piece of cow dung, and ask to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

32. Boys and girls are good-looking, docile, have no bad hobbies, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, and 200 yuan has adequate wages, a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

33. My name is Yang Li. Yang is an poplar tree, which means I want to be as tall and straight as an poplar tree, deeply rooted, and be an indomitable person. Profit is the advantage of victory. I want to master my life, study hard, challenge myself all the time, and I must return home in triumph in the face of challenges!

34. Marriage: My male is extroverted and introverted. I have a house to rent, a car to own and 65,438+000 yuan. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and make my own house, car and sedan chair with six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

35. I am a lively and cheerful girl. My name is Chen Shuo. After reading this name, some people may think that I am a boy. Actually, I am an outgoing girl. Because my father, surnamed Chen, is a master, and the whole family hopes that I can become a master like my father.

36. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face and a slim figure. Her voice is like ding Rinrin, and she has touched her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, is in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.

37. Hello, my name is XXXX. I'm glad that we happen to be sitting in the same classroom. I am a cheerful, enthusiastic, generous, smart, lively and lovely girl. I hope to be friends with you. If you want to be friends with me, please call the hotline: 139XXXXXXXX. Thank you!

38. I don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

39. Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. I occasionally listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage to relieve the loneliness of the mother mosquito and the pain of my bite. Waiting in front of my house in the evening with intention, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

40. When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: My name is You Yongzhi, and I'm from Beijing. I like playing chess! Then I went down. The next one is a girl. The girl shyly stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: I am Shakuyaku. I like swimming. The whole class fainted!

4 1, today's marriage, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable, my wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and I have to run to my mother-in-law's house. I can't say that I can't run west street. I have to pay immediately, but I can't do everything and I can't expect a phone call!

42. I am of medium height, 1 m, ranking tenth in my class. I have a long face, a short nose, big hands and feet, and a pair of modest eyes, which are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am neither tall nor short, and my body is neither fat nor thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome.

43. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Li and my name is Guo Feng. Li is Li, and he is the country and the peak. I don't need to say this! I am young this year. To tell the truth, I am an insect. To tell you the truth, I am one of them. Spider is a worm lying on the internet, referred to as networm. Contact online if you need anything.

44. Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses at home, and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.

45. A one and a ten under six words are a symplectic word. The apricot word under the mouth is an unknown word. A little more than half a word, it's a glyph. After hanging the crown, it is a yuan word. Xin Wei is the top scholar, so he is the top scholar in Xin Qiji.

46. Welcome to Dalian. I am the most talented, handsome, elegant, largest and most powerful tourist in Dalian. I am called landslide, the combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Everyone loves me. I saw my car. I can do my best as a driver and I can do my best as a guest, hehe!

47. 1980 made in China, with a length of 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. This product has complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation language chat software. Interested parties please contact us!

48. I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, stupid pig, pig, pig, big idiot. I'm a pig, too. I have a bad temper and can climb trees. If you want to know about pigs with bad temper, please add me QQxxxxxxxx. Please show that you like asking questions. If you want to know a pig that can climb trees, please send me a message in the love question.

49. I am a super net worm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, kick me, hit me, and even cook me, fry, fry, stew, braise in soy sauce, steam, dry and cook without complaint, but only if this person is the most beautiful and lovely in the world.

50. I want a healthy and ordinary girl who can fry tomatoes and eggs, operate a washing machine, have a little freckles on her face, blush when meeting strangers, know how much a bottle of soy sauce costs, and carry rice home to help me wipe my sweat. Is this a high requirement? If there is such a girl, then God, I beg you to give me one!

5 1, I have shiny black hair and like to wear a ponytail. I have an oval face, like a small egg. I have a pair of big and clever eyes on that oval face. The black eyes in my eyes are like a black grape. My nose is high and my mouth is red. I can't stop talking. I really like the face my mother gave me. I am twelve years old. I am the only child in my family and the apple of my eye. My father and mother always like to spoil me.

52. I am not tall, thin, ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city appearance. It won't make other boys happy. Husband has butterflies in his stomach. There is no distinction between high and low academic qualifications. Can basically understand the English instructions of refrigerator. But it won't be boring to study philosophy, discuss special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars and worry too much. On the whole, Ben? Stock? Quite competitive, can you call it? Dark horse in potential stocks? It deserves the close attention and attention of gentle and considerate male investors. Thank you for your cooperation!

53. I'm not young, I live a well-off life, smoking and not drinking. I was born in Jinan technical secondary school and lived in Jinan for more than ten years. I didn't go to school, but I learned a survival skill in wasting time. Now I have learned nothing. To tell the truth, it is a wage earner without a car or a house. I am not an honest man. I never kill anyone. I can't kill people without breaking the law. If you want to learn bad, you are doomed to be a bad person. Generally speaking, it belongs to a category that is beneficial to human beings and society. Interested parties reply! If you are the one!

54. Hello, everyone! Allow me to introduce myself here. I grew up in Huadu, with a cheerful personality and exaggerated image! At this point, it is necessary to talk about my appearance. My appearance is neither organized nor disciplined. If you look from the back, you may appreciate it; From the side, you may agree; On the positive side, you will never accept it! But you can definitely rest assured! Walking on the streets of Huadu will definitely not affect the city appearance. My colleagues say I'm a bit like Xiang Hailan. If Xiang Hailan sees me, he will turn and walk away. Please don't believe it, it's not true.

I won't be half-hearted to you, because I can't afford to lose! I won't change my mind because I'm not interested! I won't eat inside and climb outside, because I have no family except you. I will always be with you, like a shadow, holding your hand and carrying it with your son to the old age. Understanding is my characteristic, diligence is my habit, and being smart and enterprising is my pursuit. I don't smoke, drink, be fat, be thin, have a beer belly and have no white hair! There are two disadvantages: he is not tall (7 meters) and can only speak Mandarin. If you don't want to have children, please take a walk!

Marriage self-introduction sentence

1, I got married today, and I signed up for a mild temper. My wife and mother can do it, and the rights and obligations are well divided: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and I have to go to my mother-in-law's house. I can't tell you to go west, but I have to pay in one lump sum, but I can't do everything and I can't expect a phone call!

2. Girl, although I can't laugh, I can laugh. San Xiao falls in love with the country, fish see bubbles, geese see lofty heights, and the moon sees flowers, but they are also good flowers. You can measure your height, measure you, find a piece of sincere and reliable cow dung, and beg to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

4. Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses at home, and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.

5, marriage: the heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. Occasionally listening to the mother mosquito singing, it seems that I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage and relieve the loneliness of being bitten. I will wait outside my house in the evening if I am interested, hoping to get it done once and leave as soon as possible.

6. Marriage: My male is extroverted and introverted. I have a house to rent and a car to rent, and the money is 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and make her house and car into a sedan chair with me, and the money will be made into six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

7. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. Eat a lot, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

8. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

9. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the couples in the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

10, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 888, no worries, just want to have a home!

1 1. I am Wang Benshan, 23 years old, and I am in estrus. I want to talk about my love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

12, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every minute counts.

13, the eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little old, she looks beautiful. I'm not bragging. The streets were full of people chasing me, but I didn't meet the person in my heart. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

14, 28-year-old girl, short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

15, I don't ask for my marriage conditions, I just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

16/28, male, good-looking, gentle in character, without bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable in work, with a salary of 2000 yuan, well-fed and well-fed, with a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

17, lives in Chengtou garbage station and eats 10,000 meals a day. It's cool to reach out and buy popsicles. My love life is very distressed. No one hugs me at night. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

18, marriage: 30 years old, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking around, everywhere, missing, listening to people's instigation, trying the net, secular desires, you and I both have, the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, you and I came to the net, perfect.

19, I've been in the Jianghu for a long time, and I'm 26 in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

20. The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face, slim figure and tinkling voice. She was moved at an early age, and the little girl MengMeng fell in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: the young couple hold hands in the drawing room, the young couple get married and travel far.