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Which crosstalk "Official" did Degang Guo buy?

Degang Guo's "Buy an Official" is a stand-up comedy "Sacrifice to Heaven"

These lines are as follows:

"Well, it is more valuable than me. My name is brass. Well, what do you sell? "

"Or some tofu? Sacrificial ceremony. "

"I started-"

"Don't learn this from me, what are you doing? According to your original, the original how to shout ... "

"Sir, if it is too big, it will be bitter."

"Go back to the master. My name is Jin."

"What am I calling you for? I won't. "

"Don't do that. Don't sell tofu in the future. "

"That's right, want me to kiss my life. Remember? Ah? "

"Well, tomorrow you are in front and I am behind. I say one sentence, you learn one sentence, you know? "

Did you watch "Double Spring" later? Starting from here, one by one.

"It's the way it is. Tomorrow, my Lord, I will come here as a blessing officer. Listen to my voice, I think you can understand this. Nothing else, I'll teach you, you shout for me. "

"Greet your Excellency."

"Look, I didn't teach you? Ah, I said, you said. Ah, learn from me. Well, the meter has started-come on ... "

"Oh. Thank you, sir. Do you want to fry tofu? Do you want tofu? Shredded tofu, tofu slices? "

Beijing, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, has a history of a thousand years. There's so much to say. There used to be a saying that there were three thousand big hutongs, and there were a dime a dozen small hutongs. There are different stories in that alley, not only in the alley, but also in the whole city of Beijing. You say the Temple of Heaven, you say Ditan, Tiananmen Square and the Forbidden City, and there are many jokes everywhere.

"Get up. What's your name? "

"So? Oh, tofu-"

"I started-"

"I don't understand."

"Blessed is money-"

The next day, at four or five in the morning. The emperor is here, civil and military officials. It's all here. (Classic lines) Beizi Baylor, royalty, the whole Temple of Heaven is full. The emperor is at the head, followed by these princes, and the civil and military officials are arranged at the back of each class according to their grades.

Go in tight, right here, the shopkeeper who sells tofu. Stand still and put on your brass suit. It's refreshing to wear a hat. Go to the station, behind you, and get down.

Don't say, the emperor didn't see it. First of all, I got up too early. Second, there is a certain distance from the emperor. Third, the emperor is a little ignorant. I can't see these three things together.

Sure enough, spending money on sports, this year's reading wish officer, is him.

Tomorrow will be the official day. Huang Tong twisted her waist at home today. "I'm dying, but I didn't expect this. I ignored it. " What is this? I have a bad voice in the Temple of Heaven. You need a good voice. When you shout, you must hear it. But I'm talking alone. This is Sandy and Dumb. Sacrificial ceremony, these words, he said ugly, "Sacrificial ceremony-"(hoarse voice).

The emperor was anxious when he heard it, and he was going to kill it at that time. Ben didn't come back and lost his mind. "What should I do?" Turn around with the house.

Today, telling this joke happened in the Temple of Heaven.

When did this happen? Xianfeng nine years. This year, it was almost the winter of solstice, and the emperor went to the Temple of Heaven to worship heaven every year. Why sacrifice to heaven? The Temple of Heaven is dedicated to God. The emperor who claims to be the son of heaven comes here every year. The son of heaven looked up to heaven, but it was actually the emperor who went to see his father. Go ahead, go ahead. This job needs a reader. What does it mean to read Zhu Guan? It's the master of ceremonies.

Generally speaking, assistant ministers do this job. In those days, there were no loudspeakers, microphones and speakers. For such a big Temple of Heaven, all officials of civil and military affairs stood there. How to salute, how to worship, how to kowtow, someone has to shout.

"Ah, my schedule is open-"(imitating brass hoarseness)

"hey! Sir, what do you eat without selling tofu? "

"Go back to the master to sell tofu."

"Go back with you, remember."

"Blessed is money-"

"Eat a big gift!"

"Well, I'll take care of you ..."

"Visit the emperor god-"

Alas, just then, I heard someone shouting "the beans are rotten ~ ~" outside the yamen. Selling tofu and brass is elusive. "Yes!" "Tell him to come in." I don't have much time. I came in from the outside. Tall, the young man is very energetic.

"Visit the emperor god-"

Alas, Zhu, who is studying this year, is an assistant minister in the official department. His surname is Huang and his name is brass. Butler rich, elusive before an official, "when what officer? Now everyone who is an official can buy it, and I can also buy an official. I can't be a big official, and I can't afford it. Moreover, many officials need knowledge, but I have no knowledge. Think about it, assistant official. That's good. Also, ah, I read it this year. I wish the official come down. Just this once, it's enough for four or five years. When this time, I bought the official's money back. "