Homophonic sentences to comfort friends and encourage refueling.

A homophonic sentence 1 that comforts friends and encourages refueling. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said, choo choo

2. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

3. If you don't even coax me, what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

4. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

I asked my old colleague why he was so literary, and he said it was called "God is a girl".

6. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

7. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

8. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

10. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

1 1. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato: You are calling a garlic to die!

12. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

13. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

14. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they thought about it, it turned out that they liked mud.

15. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

16. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

17. It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

18. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.

19. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

20. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

Comfort friends and encourage cheering sentences 2 2 1. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his cell phone.

22. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

23. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

24. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

25. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

28. you didn't stay up all night What are you doing up late, Ollie?

29. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

30. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

3 1. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."

32. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

36. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

37. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

38. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

39. I was not even invited. what are you going to do？

40. A sheep migrates.