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I am bored to death. Do you have any jokes?
Put up two fingers and say to the students, "Students, the key to learning math well is three words!" " ! ! Do more exercises! ! A few days ago, I said that my girlfriend was as stupid as a pig. She twisted me, which was very painful and she never let go. When I'm in a hurry, I'll tell your mother that you abuse pigs! 3: One day, I went to worship Guanyin with my parents and younger brother.
I didn't wake up, just come forward to say:
Suffering Guanyin ...
Mom and Dad:->-|||
Brother:->-||||
Bodhisattva: T _ _ T _ _ _ T ||||||: When I was a sophomore in FoxPro class, a teacher began to count how many people were in our class.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, tick ... (suddenly stops) 5: One day, my dear mommy asked me to buy peppers.
Mommy: "Go and buy a catty of peppers."
Even: "A catty! Why buy so much? "
Mommy: "Nonsense ~ To cook! ! ! "
I was depressed and surprised when I went out to buy it. When I left, I specifically asked, "Are you sure you want to buy a catty?" ! "
Answer my eyes! anxious ...
When I arrived at the vegetable market, the more I thought about it, the more wrong I was. Why did you buy a catty of peppers? Too many, isn't it? ! Take out your cell phone.-Confirm again!
The answer is still the same: a catty of pepper! ! !
28 yuan, a kilo of peppers, the boss weighed and bagged me. I was about to pay when the phone rang ~ ~ ~ Mom? !
I only heard the roar on the phone: "Wrong! No! ! Not a catty, not a catty, but one or two! ! ! "
Sweat! ! ! !
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