Why do oranges die when they meet mushrooms?

Oranges die when they meet mushrooms, because you (mushrooms) want my minister (oranges) to die, and my minister (oranges) has to die.

This is a cold joke. A cold joke means that the joke itself can't achieve the funny purpose because of boring, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the theme, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the performer's tone or expression. But it doesn't mean that the joke itself is boring, which is also a manifestation of humor.

From the genre point of view, cold jokes are divided into story type, question type, dialogue type and line type; Cold jokes can be divided into borrowing rhetorical rules, breaking the boundaries between time and space, confusing concepts, language crossing, violating logic, sophistry and slip of the tongue.

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