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Find the shadow area.
"roll for me, don't onion, give me more meat, put, put,
Play it again, play it again ... "The boss looked up at me and said lightly:
"Young man, do you want me to roll a donkey for you?"
In the elevator, a man came in with a dog chain.
Halfway through the elevator, the man suddenly let out a cry and scared me!
I heard the man growl, "where is my dog?" ! "
3. Three crazy math problems:
Xiaoming's car accident left a psychological shadow on him. Find the area of the shadow.
(2) Xiao Ming and his brother drive face to face and meet two hours later. What's the price in Huimian Noodles?
Xiaoming and his father are finally reunited. Can you tell me the circumference of this circle?
Every time I go to the canteen to cook, the aunt who cooks seems to have epilepsy.
Shake ... shake ... shake ...
Emma, a spoonful of meat has been shaken into a vegetarian dish.
I ate hot pot with the leader last night, and the leader held the last beef ball with chopsticks.
It took a lot of effort to clip it up. I happen to have a spoon in my hand,
I just put away the beef balls. Maybe I was drunk and my brain was pumping.
I put the beef balls in my bowl, and everyone on the table looked at me with admiration!
Leader, let me explain.
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