A joke about running for your life

1. A buddy exam, a question to fill in the ancient "four books".

The invigilator stared at the man at the next table as soon as he saw that he wrote "University".

I can't help it. The other three have to fill in "Sophomore, Junior and Senior".

This classmate said indignantly, "I have studied hard for every exam for more than ten years. For what, for myself? " ! Not only to improve the average class score, but also to save face for the teacher, first evaluate the grade director and let the principal go to the Education Bureau for a meeting to save face. I feel scared and sweaty every time I copy it. Did I mention complaining? ! Selfless to this point, what do you want me to do! "

The pregnant woman went to the hospital for examination, and an intern gave her a B-ultrasound. After the photo was taken, the intern said seriously, "You should be prepared. You may be pregnant with a freak. It has two heads, four hands and four legs! " "

The pregnant woman was so frightened that she almost fainted! Then an old doctor came over and looked at the B-ultrasound and said, "What are you talking about? These are twins! ! "

I remember when I graduated from senior three, a children's shoe was caught climbing over the wall and went to the principal's office. I even took out a fake note and asked: Why did you climb over the wall when there was a fake note? Children's shoes: I will graduate soon. I'm looking for the feeling of climbing over the wall!

5. Walk out of school with the boy you secretly love. He turned to me and asked, "Do you have a tissue?"

"Yes!" Take it out of the bag and give it to him.

As a result, he waved his hand and said, "I don't want it. Wipe your nose. "

6. The son said, "Many people have published books now. Can you also have one? "

I shook my head and said, "Your father and I have no ink. I am afraid it is not easy. "

My husband said to me mysteriously, "Why did you say we didn't have ink? Didn't we jointly publish a book a few years ago! "

The son was surprised: "Did you jointly publish a book?"

The husband said in a daze: "We jointly announced the marriage certificate!"