Who knows English jokes of four people? They need to be long and urgent.

Ashamed soldier

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He is good at everything except shooting. One day, he and his friends were practicing shooting. Except Peter, they all did well. He fired nine shots at the target, but missed none.

An officer who tries to teach young people.

rank-and-file soldiers

The shooter said, you are hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

Peter felt ashamed. He walked behind the wall, and a few seconds later, officers and other young soldiers heard gunshots.

Oh, my god The officer said. Did that stupid man really shoot himself?

He ran anxiously behind the wall, but Peter was safe and sound. Sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

Ashamed soldier

Peter joined the army at eighteen. He needs to attend several months of study to become an excellent soldier. Peter is good at everything else, but he can't shoot One day he practiced shooting with his friends. Except for Peter, everyone else had no problem. He shot nine times and missed the target once. At this time, the instructor who taught the recruits to shoot said, Peter, you look hopeless. Don't waste the last bullet! Go behind the wall and shoot yourself with it.

Peter felt very ashamed. He walked behind the wall. A few minutes later, instructors and recruits heard a gunshot.

Oh, my god The instructor cried. Did that fool really shoot himself?

He quickly hid behind the wall and found Peter safe and sound. Excuse me, sir, he said. I still missed.