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Continued writing by Laoshan Taoist priest
Wang Qi's wife mocked him for being incompetent and accomplished nothing. Wang Qi is going back to Laoshan to learn from his teacher. The old Taoist in Laoshan seems to know that he will come back. He didn't say a word of blame. He just asked Wang Qi to start practicing. In this way, Wang Qi completely settled down and followed Master's practice. He never dares to be lazy again.
After another three months, Wang Qi finally learned how to go through the wall, so he packed his bags and prepared to say goodbye to Master. Before leaving, Master once again told him not to use magic to do bad things, but to be prepared to help others. Wang Qi remembered Master's words and went down the mountain. After returning home, he immediately showed off his skills to his wife. His wife and he came to the backyard, only to see Wang Qi say a few words silently and rush towards a wall. He saw Wang Qi's head on the other side of the wall. His wife was very surprised and praised him for his good learning skills. Now everyone in the village knows that Wang Qi can spell, and everyone envies him. Wang Qi and his wife were happy from ear to ear. Wang Qi suddenly became a well-known celebrity, and even walked in the street with a straight back. One day, he used the wall-piercing technique to help his grandmother with the things left at home. Grandma was very happy and praised him for being warm-hearted. Soon after, he left a child who was locked up by a gang of gangsters, and the parents of the child also thanked Wang Qi. Now, everyone in the village says that Wang Qi is a great hero, and Wang Qi and his wife are becoming more and more proud.
With the support of villagers, Wang Qi and his wife became more and more arrogant and dissatisfied with the status quo. The couple pondered that they wanted to get some ill-gotten gains through the wall to buy a house and land. Their ideas are becoming more and more expansive. After preparing some travel expenses, they fabricated a lie about visiting distant relatives and left the village in a hurry. They arrived in a big county town and planned to steal the richest man in the county town at night. In the evening, Wang Qi was full of confidence and successfully entered the rich family with wall-piercing technique. However, when he got the stolen money and was ready to go home, the spell suddenly lost its effect and he could not wear it. Not only did he hit a big bag, but he was also found to have taken it to the yamen, and the magic soldiers descended from heaven!
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