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Draw a cake heart for a man
1, I am weak and need to be taken care of. Learn to ask, "Baby, I can't do this." Can the baby help me?
2, coquetry Dafa: modal particle+(brackets): modal particle: meow/ya/Pani/hum. In brackets: first say what you want the other person to say or do, and guide him.
My brother is angry and I am angry. Hum, if you ignore me again, I will call the police and let others take the beep away (imagine being fierce without modal particles).
Ps: A man's mind is really simple. He really doesn't know if you don't tell him. He was not angry, but told him what to do.
3, praise the dead! Write a small composition format:+express gratitude/love. +Emphasize what the other person has done/done for you.
+Feeling/looking forward to the future.
Example analysis: "The baby cooks hard! I am not picky about food when I am with you. You: Express your gratitude and emphasize each other's contribution (La)?
If you want to fatten me up, others can't steal it: a little teasing ~ falling in love is to say "nonsense" (push) to each other. I find that I can't live without you more and more. I told Ma Ma before that I don't want to get married.
My feelings (bullshit), marriage, Ma Ma said that you haven't met the right person yet. Detail school+looking forward to the future, I have the impulse to get married when I fall in love with my brother. I'm not, looking forward to the future (straight ahead), I want to be a little fool in love, and finally I will hook (push) each other.
4, sweet mouth: the above is just a "technique" is a skill, the actual core must be stable: when the other party does not give positive feedback, don't be angry! If you are angry, you will be pinched. You go on doing your own thing and tell him whether you are here or not.
Don't be too enthusiastic about each other at this time, just let him come to you. Situational words such as different places/quarrels/appeasement can be used every time you watch them.
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